（旋转艺术）
数到三
一、二、三！ One, two, three
一、二、三！
Try the ring toss. Three for a quarter. Look how easy it is.
来玩套圈圈，25分钱可投3次 看啊，很简单吧 Try the ring toss. Three for a quarter. Look how easy it is.
来玩套圈圈，25分钱可投3次 看啊，很简单吧
There you go, a winner! 来玩套圈圈，25分钱可投3次 看啊，很简单吧
There you go, a winner!
优胜者出现了！ There you go, a winner!
优胜者出现了！
And now, for my shocking finale. 优胜者出现了！
And now, for my shocking finale.
吓人的结局来了 And now, for my shocking finale.
吓人的结局来了
Not for the squeamish. 吓人的结局来了
Not for the squeamish.
胆小的人别过来 Not for the squeamish.
胆小的人别过来
Not for the faint of heart. 胆小的人别过来
Not for the faint of heart.
懦弱的人也走远一点 Not for the faint of heart.
懦弱的人也走远一点
I call my trick "The Jaws of Death."
我称这个把戏为 “死亡入口” I call my trick "The Jaws of Death."
我称这个把戏为 “死亡入口”
Now. Say it. Say it.
快点说，说啊 Now. Say it. Say it.
快点说，说啊
Harold, use your awesome might to save me from this hopeless plight. 快点说，说啊
Harold, use your awesome might to save me from this hopeless plight.
哈洛，快用你神奇的力量解救我 Harold, use your awesome might to save me from this hopeless plight.
哈洛，快用你神奇的力量解救我
No harm will come to you. Alakazam! 哈洛，快用你神奇的力量解救我
No harm will come to you. Alakazam!
你绝对不会受到伤害 阿拉卡参！ No harm will come to you. Alakazam!
你绝对不会受到伤害 阿拉卡参！
Help me! Help me!
救我！救我！ Help me! Help me!
救我！救我！
I'm going to be an actress.
我将来要当演员 I'm going to be an actress.
我将来要当演员
主演：小劳勃道尼
主演：方基墨
片名：吻两下打两枪
主演：米雪蒙娜根
主演：柯宝柏森
主演：达许米霍克 赖瑞米勒
主演：洛克蒙丹巴、香侬索沙蒙 安琪拉林德弗
改编自布瑞特哈勒岱所着之 《遍地黄金》
制片：乔西佛
编剧：沙恩布莱克
导演：沙恩布莱克
（第一天：我爱麻烦）
还是很难相信 就在去年圣诞节...
Hard to believe it was last Christmas... 还是很难相信 就在去年圣诞节...
Hard to believe it was last Christmas...
哈梦妮跟我改变了这个世界 Hard to believe it was last Christmas...
哈梦妮跟我改变了这个世界
...that me and Harmony changed the world. 哈梦妮跟我改变了这个世界
...that me and Harmony changed the world.
我们不是故意的 而且整件事情也没有搞得太久 ...that me and Harmony changed the world.
我们不是故意的 而且整件事情也没有搞得太久
And we didn 't mean to. And it didn 't last long, you know. 我们不是故意的 而且整件事情也没有搞得太久
And we didn 't mean to. And it didn 't last long, you know.
那种事也维持不了太久 And we didn 't mean to. And it didn 't last long, you know.
那种事也维持不了太久
A thing like that can 't. 那种事也维持不了太久
A thing like that can 't.
现在我在洛杉矶，没事就参加派对 那种派对的女生，如果叫吉儿... A thing like that can 't.
现在我在洛杉矶，没事就参加派对 那种派对的女生，如果叫吉儿...
Now that I'm in L.A., I go to parties. the kind where if a girl is named Jill... 现在我在洛杉矶，没事就参加派对 那种派对的女生，如果叫吉儿...
Now that I'm in L.A., I go to parties. the kind where if a girl is named Jill...
也要故意写成姬尔 Now that I'm in L.A., I go to parties. the kind where if a girl is named Jill...
也要故意写成姬尔
...she spells it J- Y-L-L-E, that bullshit. 也要故意写成姬尔
...she spells it J- Y-L-L-E, that bullshit.
那个人就是我，我叫做哈利拉克哈特 我是你们的解说员
that's me there. My name 's Harry Lockhart, I'll be your narrator. 那个人就是我，我叫做哈利拉克哈特 我是你们的解说员
欢迎来到洛杉矶 that's me there. My name 's Harry Lockhart, I'll be your narrator.
欢迎来到洛杉矶
Welcome to L.A. 欢迎来到洛杉矶
Welcome to L.A.
欢迎参加这个派对 Welcome to L.A.
欢迎参加这个派对
Welcome to the party. 欢迎参加这个派对
Welcome to the party.
在抽烟的那个人是戴伯尼萧 我的制作人，是他发掘我的
the guy smoking, that's Dabney Shaw, my prodycer. He discovered me. 在抽烟的那个人是戴伯尼萧 我的制作人，是他发掘我的
the guy smoking, that's Dabney Shaw, my prodycer. He discovered me.
跟他在一起的人是派瑞凡史卓克 又叫做盖伊派瑞 the guy smoking, that's Dabney Shaw, my prodycer. He discovered me.
跟他在一起的人是派瑞凡史卓克 又叫做盖伊派瑞
the man with him is Perry Van Shrike, a.k.a. Gay Perry. 跟他在一起的人是派瑞凡史卓克 又叫做盖伊派瑞
是个如假包换的私家侦探 跟电影电视界有合作关系 the man with him is Perry Van Shrike, a.k.a. Gay Perry.
是个如假包换的私家侦探 跟电影电视界有合作关系
Honest-to-God private eye, consylts in film, tV. just incorporated. 是个如假包换的私家侦探 跟电影电视界有合作关系
Honest-to-God private eye, consylts in film, tV. just incorporated.
他可是业界的重要人物 喔，还有，他是同性恋 Honest-to-God private eye, consylts in film, tV. just incorporated.
他可是业界的重要人物 喔，还有，他是同性恋
He 's bigtime. Also, he 's gay. 他可是业界的重要人物 喔，还有，他是同性恋
He 's bigtime. Also, he 's gay.
别闹了，派瑞，拜托？ He 's bigtime. Also, he 's gay.
别闹了，派瑞，拜托？
Don't start, Perry, huh? 别闹了，派瑞，拜托？
Don't start, Perry, huh?
我看到你手在摸那里 你是很强悍啦，不过一看到裸男... Don't start, Perry, huh?
我看到你手在摸那里 你是很强悍啦，不过一看到裸男...
I seen you play ball. You' re tough. But you see a naked guy... 我看到你手在摸那里 你是很强悍啦，不过一看到裸男...
I seen you play ball. You' re tough. But you see a naked guy...
脑袋马上想着“我要” I seen you play ball. You' re tough. But you see a naked guy...
脑袋马上想着“我要”
...your brain says, "I want that." 脑袋马上想着“我要”
...your brain says, "I want that."
我就不会那样急躁 你那个样子就像是看到一头大象 ...your brain says, "I want that."
我就不会那样急躁 你那个样子就像是看到一头大象
I don't make that leap. It's like, "Look, there's an elephant. Quick... 我就不会那样急躁 你那个样子就像是看到一头大象
心里只想着：“快点 快把他的血拿来涂在我船上” I don't make that leap. It's like, "Look, there's an elephant. Quick...
心里只想着：“快点 快把他的血拿来涂在我船上”
...let's drain its blood to paint my boathouse." 心里只想着：“快点 快把他的血拿来涂在我船上”
...let's drain its blood to paint my boathouse."
那不该是你第一个想到的事情 ...let's drain its blood to paint my boathouse."
那不该是你第一个想到的事情
It's just that that's not the first thing you think of. 那不该是你第一个想到的事情
It's just that that's not the first thing you think of.
洛杉矶 It's just that that's not the first thing you think of.
洛杉矶
L.A. 洛杉矶
L.A.
现在你们大概好奇 我为何跑来这儿 L.A.
现在你们大概好奇 我为何跑来这儿
By now you may wonder how I woynd up here, or maybe not. 现在你们大概好奇 我为何跑来这儿
By now you may wonder how I woynd up here, or maybe not.
但搞不好你们想的是 怎么用彩色黏土做出漫划人物 By now you may wonder how I woynd up here, or maybe not.
但搞不好你们想的是 怎么用彩色黏土做出漫划人物
Maybe you wonder how Silly putty picks shit up from comic books. 但搞不好你们想的是 怎么用彩色黏土做出漫划人物
Maybe you wonder how Silly putty picks shit up from comic books.
重点是，我没看到别的解说员 所以给我闭嘴 Maybe you wonder how Silly putty picks shit up from comic books.
重点是，我没看到别的解说员 所以给我闭嘴
Point is, I don 't see another goddamn narrator, so pipe down. 重点是，我没看到别的解说员 所以给我闭嘴
Point is, I don 't see another goddamn narrator, so pipe down.
我怎么会跑来这里的？ 你们自己看吧 Point is, I don 't see another goddamn narrator, so pipe down.
我怎么会跑来这里的？ 你们自己看吧
How did I get here? See for yourself. 我怎么会跑来这里的？ 你们自己看吧
How did I get here? See for yourself.
（哈利为什么会在派对现场） How did I get here? See for yourself.
（哈利为什么会在派对现场）
（马格玩具店）
克洛伊 再把名字念一次给我听好吗...
Chloe, just run the name by me one more time... 克洛伊 再把名字念一次给我听好吗...
Chloe, just run the name by me one more time...
我一定是漏掉了什么 Chloe, just run the name by me one more time...
我一定是漏掉了什么
...because I must be missing something. 我一定是漏掉了什么
...because I must be missing something.
我要抓狂了 我已经前前后后找三次了 ...because I must be missing something.
我要抓狂了 我已经前前后后找三次了
I' m going nuts. I've been through the store three times. 我要抓狂了 我已经前前后后找三次了
I' m going nuts. I've been through the store three times.
《网路侦探》，网子的网... I' m going nuts. I've been through the store three times.
《网路侦探》，网子的网...
Cyber Agent. C-Y-B-E... Why don 't you ask... 《网路侦探》，网子的网...
Cyber Agent. C-Y-B-E... Why don 't you ask...
-你干嘛不问店员？ -不行，他们都在忙 Cyber Agent. C-Y-B-E... Why don 't you ask...
-你干嘛不问店员？ -不行，他们都在忙
...an employee or something? No, they' re all busy. -你干嘛不问店员？ -不行，他们都在忙
...an employee or something? No, they' re all busy.
“《未来战警》—人民保护者” 是这样吗？意思就是他负责保护人民
"Protocop, protector of man." Is that it? Protocop? He protects men. “《未来战警》—人民保护者” 是这样吗？意思就是他负责保护人民
哈利叔叔，到处看看 到处都有标示 "Protocop, protector of man." Is that it? Protocop? He protects men.
哈利叔叔，到处看看 到处都有标示
Uncle Harry, look aroynd. there are signs. 哈利叔叔，到处看看 到处都有标示
Uncle Harry, look aroynd. there are signs.
那个戏两年前就没了 你去问...等一下，店是开着的吗？ Uncle Harry, look aroynd. there are signs.
那个戏两年前就没了 你去问...等一下，店是开着的吗？
that show was cancelled two years ago. just ask... Wait, are they even open? 那个戏两年前就没了 你去问...等一下，店是开着的吗？
是啊，假期延长营业时间 不要靠近窗户 that show was cancelled two years ago. just ask... Wait, are they even open?
是啊，假期延长营业时间 不要靠近窗户
Y eah, it's holiday hours. Look... Get away from the window. 是啊，假期延长营业时间 不要靠近窗户
Y eah, it's holiday hours. Look... Get away from the window.
我得挂掉了 不过我会找到的 Y eah, it's holiday hours. Look... Get away from the window.
我得挂掉了 不过我会找到的
I gotta go, but I'll find this. 我得挂掉了 不过我会找到的
I gotta go, but I'll find this.
-这下好啦 -该死，哈利，那东西坏了！
Great. Shit, Harry, that shit went wrong! -这下好啦 -该死，哈利，那东西坏了！
Great. Shit, Harry, that shit went wrong!
-把枪给我！ -不要，把子弹给我！ Great. Shit, Harry, that shit went wrong!
-把枪给我！ -不要，把子弹给我！
Give me the gun! No. Give me the bullets! -把枪给我！ -不要，把子弹给我！
Give me the gun! No. Give me the bullets!
不要动！ Give me the gun! No. Give me the bullets!
不要动！
Freeze! 不要动！
Freeze!
-别开玩笑了 -给我站在这里等警察来
You gotta be fucking kidding me. We'll stand here and wait for the police. -别开玩笑了 -给我站在这里等警察来
把枪放下，小姐，我们什么都没做 我们一点都不危险，快把枪放下 You gotta be fucking kidding me. We'll stand here and wait for the police.
把枪放下，小姐，我们什么都没做 我们一点都不危险，快把枪放下
Drop the gun. We didn't do anything. We are not dangerous. Drop the gun. 把枪放下，小姐，我们什么都没做 我们一点都不危险，快把枪放下
Drop the gun. We didn't do anything. We are not dangerous. Drop the gun.
-嘿，小姐，这把枪没上膛... -瑞奇，不要！ Drop the gun. We didn't do anything. We are not dangerous. Drop the gun.
-嘿，小姐，这把枪没上膛... -瑞奇，不要！
Hey, lady, gun is not loaded... Richie, no! -嘿，小姐，这把枪没上膛... -瑞奇，不要！
Hey, lady, gun is not loaded... Richie, no!
瑞奇！
Richie! 瑞奇！
Richie!
该死！
Shit! 该死！
Shit!
糟了
Oh, boy. 糟了
Oh, boy.
别急嘛
Take it easy. 别急嘛
Take it easy.
天啊，不... 还没轮到你喔，先生
Jesus. Oh, no, no. We're not ready for you yet, sir. 天啊，不... 还没轮到你喔，先生
Jesus. Oh, no, no. We're not ready for you yet, sir.
-去跟大家一起等吧 -葛瑞丝，帮个忙，就让他上吧 Jesus. Oh, no, no. We're not ready for you yet, sir.
-去跟大家一起等吧 -葛瑞丝，帮个忙，就让他上吧
Go wait with the others. Grace, do me a favor, let's take him. -去跟大家一起等吧 -葛瑞丝，帮个忙，就让他上吧
Go wait with the others. Grace, do me a favor, let's take him.
-他准备好了，你准备好了没？ -好了吗？ Go wait with the others. Grace, do me a favor, let's take him.
-他准备好了，你准备好了没？ -好了吗？
He's ready. You're ready? Ready? -他准备好了，你准备好了没？ -好了吗？
He's ready. You're ready? Ready?
好，来吧 He's ready. You're ready? Ready?
好，来吧
Okay, come on. 好，来吧
Okay, come on.
你知道剧情大网吗？ 有没有问题？
You know the setup? Got any questions? 你知道剧情大网吗？ 有没有问题？
You know the setup? Got any questions?
他没有问题啦 看他这样就知道，来吧 You know the setup? Got any questions?
他没有问题啦 看他这样就知道，来吧
He's got no questions. Look at him. Let's go. 他没有问题啦 看他这样就知道，来吧
He's got no questions. Look at him. Let's go.
开始读剧本吧 He's got no questions. Look at him. Let's go.
开始读剧本吧
Let's read. 开始读剧本吧
Let's read.
-他在哪里？瑞夫在哪儿？ -他在哪里？
Where is he? Where's Raphael? Where is he? -他在哪里？瑞夫在哪儿？ -他在哪里？
Where is he? Where's Raphael? Where is he?
在哪儿...？ Where is he? Where's Raphael? Where is he?
在哪儿...？
Where's...? 在哪儿...？
Where's...?
（尽管整晚拷问我吧 要我放弃我的委托人，做不到）
尽管整晚拷问我吧 要我放弃我的委托人，做不到
Beat up on me all night. You want me to give up my partner, you can go spit. 尽管整晚拷问我吧 要我放弃我的委托人，做不到
Beat up on me all night. You want me to give up my partner, you can go spit.
少在那边装好人了 混帐东西
Quit acting like the good guy, jerk-off. 少在那边装好人了 混帐东西
Quit acting like the good guy, jerk-off.
是你害他送命的！ Quit acting like the good guy, jerk-off.
是你害他送命的！
You got your partner killed. 是你害他送命的！
You got your partner killed.
他搞不清楚状况，你也知道
He was in over his head, you knew it. 他搞不清楚状况，你也知道
He was in over his head, you knew it.
搞不好是你开的枪 He was in over his head, you knew it.
搞不好是你开的枪
You may as well have pulled the trigger. 搞不好是你开的枪
You may as well have pulled the trigger.
是你把他杀了！ You may as well have pulled the trigger.
是你把他杀了！
You killed him! 是你把他杀了！
You killed him!
不，我没...我没有杀他 是他自己要跟的
No, I didn't... I didn't kill him. He wanted in. 不，我没...我没有杀他 是他自己要跟的
No, I didn't... I didn't kill him. He wanted in.
为什么？
Why...? 为什么？
Why...?
为什么？！
Why?! 为什么？！
Why?!
我不想让他跟的 是他自己坚持要一起去 Why?!
我不想让他跟的 是他自己坚持要一起去
I didn't want him to come in on it. He insisted. 我不想让他跟的 是他自己坚持要一起去
I didn't want him to come in on it. He insisted.
我跟他说“你待在家里” 可是他不听啊，这个大白痴 I didn't want him to come in on it. He insisted.
我跟他说“你待在家里” 可是他不听啊，这个大白痴
I said, "Stay at home." But he doesn't listen. He's such a stupid son of a bitch. 我跟他说“你待在家里” 可是他不听啊，这个大白痴
是我害死他的，对不对？
I killed him, didn't I? 是我害死他的，对不对？
I killed him, didn't I?
干！这都是我的错 对不起 I killed him, didn't I?
干！这都是我的错 对不起
Oh, fuck, this is my fault. I'm sorry. 干！这都是我的错 对不起
Oh, fuck, this is my fault. I'm sorry.
抱歉
Sorry. 抱歉
Sorry.
嘿，加油
Hey, good luck. 嘿，加油
Hey, good luck.
看到没，这就是我讲的 老派的方法
See, this is what I'm talking about. Old school. Method. 看到没，这就是我讲的 老派的方法
See, this is what I'm talking about. Old school. Method.
-学院派 -布兰多，把这个人送到洛杉矶去 See, this is what I'm talking about. Old school. Method.
-学院派 -布兰多，把这个人送到洛杉矶去
Studio. Brando. Put this in the pouch to L.A. -学院派 -布兰多，把这个人送到洛杉矶去
Studio. Brando. Put this in the pouch to L.A.
打电话给盖伊派瑞 Studio. Brando. Put this in the pouch to L.A.
打电话给盖伊派瑞
Get Gay Perry on the phone. 打电话给盖伊派瑞
Get Gay Perry on the phone.
结果呢，他们要帮我试镜了 很酷吧？
Now, get this, they're screen-testing me. Is that wild? 结果呢，他们要帮我试镜了 很酷吧？
Now, get this, they're screen-testing me. Is that wild?
前一分钟，我还在东村 卖Xbox游戏机
One minute, I'm boosting Xboxes in the East Village... 前一分钟，我还在东村 卖Xbox游戏机
One minute, I'm boosting Xboxes in the East Village...
下一分钟 我已经在洛杉矶喝香槟了 One minute, I'm boosting Xboxes in the East Village...
下一分钟 我已经在洛杉矶喝香槟了
...the next, I'm sipping champagne in L.A. 下一分钟 我已经在洛杉矶喝香槟了
...the next, I'm sipping champagne in L.A.
-嗨 -嘿 ...the next, I'm sipping champagne in L.A.
-嗨 -嘿
Hi. Hey. -嗨 -嘿
Hi. Hey.
你是做什么的？ Hi. Hey.
你是做什么的？
So, what do you do? 你是做什么的？
So, what do you do?
喔，我退休了 我在小时候发明了骰子 So, what do you do?
喔，我退休了 我在小时候发明了骰子
I' m retired. I invented dice when I was a kid. 喔，我退休了 我在小时候发明了骰子
I' m retired. I invented dice when I was a kid.
-你呢？ -我是演戏的
How about you? I do a little acting. -你呢？ -我是演戏的
How about you? I do a little acting.
我要去看一下还有谁来了
I' m gonna see who else is here. 我要去看一下还有谁来了
I' m gonna see who else is here.
总之我就是那样混进派对的 I' m gonna see who else is here.
总之我就是那样混进派对的
Anyway, that's how I got to the party. 总之我就是那样混进派对的
Anyway, that's how I got to the party.
哈梦妮的部分 就是另外一个故事了
Now, Harmony, different story. 哈梦妮的部分 就是另外一个故事了
Now, Harmony, different story.
可能会有人说 她是因为一个大机器人才去的 Now, Harmony, different story.
可能会有人说 她是因为一个大机器人才去的
Some will tell you she got here on account of the giant robot. 可能会有人说 她是因为一个大机器人才去的
Some will tell you she got here on account of the giant robot.
待会儿你们就会看到 Some will tell you she got here on account of the giant robot.
待会儿你们就会看到
I'll show you that in a minute. 待会儿你们就会看到
I'll show you that in a minute.
但对我来说，不管是不是 她都注定要去派对 I'll show you that in a minute.
但对我来说，不管是不是 她都注定要去派对
but for me, robot-schmobot, she was destined to be here. 但对我来说，不管是不是 她都注定要去派对
but for me, robot-schmobot, she was destined to be here.
天啊，看看那双腿 but for me, robot-schmobot, she was destined to be here.
天啊，看看那双腿
Jeez, look at those stems, will you? 天啊，看看那双腿
Jeez, look at those stems, will you?
虽然这跟她参加派对没什么关系 Jeez, look at those stems, will you?
虽然这跟她参加派对没什么关系
Not that that's what constitutes why she should be here. 虽然这跟她参加派对没什么关系
Not that that's what constitutes why she should be here.
对，种族主义者 我是说真的 Not that that's what constitutes why she should be here.
对，种族主义者 我是说真的
Yes, racist. I' m serious. 对，种族主义者 我是说真的
Yes, racist. I' m serious.
另外一只驯鹿还笑他 结果没想到，他们竟然要他 Yes, racist. I' m serious.
另外一只驯鹿还笑他 结果没想到，他们竟然要他
The other reindeer laughed at him. Then, out of the blue, they need him. 另外一只驯鹿还笑他 结果没想到，他们竟然要他
说他跟雾灯一样有用 The other reindeer laughed at him. Then, out of the blue, they need him.
说他跟雾灯一样有用
He's as good as a fog light or whatever. 说他跟雾灯一样有用
He's as good as a fog light or whatever.
你来告诉我，这有什么差别 He's as good as a fog light or whatever.
你来告诉我，这有什么差别
You know what, so you tell me, how is it any different than: 你来告诉我，这有什么差别
You know what, so you tell me, how is it any different than:
“别跟瑞奇讲话，他是黑人 You know what, so you tell me, how is it any different than:
“别跟瑞奇讲话，他是黑人
"Don't talk to Reggie, he's black. “别跟瑞奇讲话，他是黑人
"Don't talk to Reggie, he's black.
喔，等等，他会打篮球 那把他签下来吧” "Don't talk to Reggie, he's black.
喔，等等，他会打篮球 那把他签下来吧”
Oh, wait, he can play basketball. Sign him up." 喔，等等，他会打篮球 那把他签下来吧”
洛道夫、瑞奇 Oh, wait, he can play basketball. Sign him up."
洛道夫、瑞奇
Rudolph, Reggie. 洛道夫、瑞奇
Rudolph, Reggie.
（哈梦妮如何混进派对） Rudolph, Reggie.
（哈梦妮如何混进派对）
哈梦妮费斯蓝恩是典型的洛城女孩 不过她不是来自这里
Harmony Faith Lane was your tupical L.A. girl, she wasn 't from there. 哈梦妮费斯蓝恩是典型的洛城女孩 不过她不是来自这里
Harmony Faith Lane was your tupical L.A. girl, she wasn 't from there.
她出身印第安那州南部的一个小镇 Harmony Faith Lane was your tupical L.A. girl, she wasn 't from there.
她出身印第安那州南部的一个小镇
She grew up in a burg in soythern Indiana. 她出身印第安那州南部的一个小镇
She grew up in a burg in soythern Indiana.
“有疑问的时候就去杀一头猪” 是他们小镇的格言 She grew up in a burg in soythern Indiana.
“有疑问的时候就去杀一头猪” 是他们小镇的格言
"When in doybt, cut up a pig." that was the town motto. “有疑问的时候就去杀一头猪” 是他们小镇的格言
"When in doybt, cut up a pig." that was the town motto.
就跟那些会变坏的女孩一样 哈梦妮其实超级聪明的 "When in doybt, cut up a pig." that was the town motto.
就跟那些会变坏的女孩一样 哈梦妮其实超级聪明的
Like most soon-to-be-fucked-up girls, Harmony was wicked smart. 就跟那些会变坏的女孩一样 哈梦妮其实超级聪明的
她之所以有这样的表现 Like most soon-to-be-fucked-up girls, Harmony was wicked smart.
她之所以有这样的表现
Of course, credit where credit's dye... 她之所以有这样的表现
Of course, credit where credit's dye...
是因为她有一个很棒的老师 不是她 Of course, credit where credit's dye...
是因为她有一个很棒的老师 不是她
...she had a terrific mentor. No, not her. 是因为她有一个很棒的老师 不是她
...she had a terrific mentor. No, not her.
是他 ...she had a terrific mentor. No, not her.
是他
Him. 是他
Him.
（强尼葛萨默惊悚片 《死得其所》） Him.
（强尼葛萨默惊悚片 《死得其所》）
“下地狱去吧，强尼葛萨默！
"'Go to hell, Jonny Gossamer! ' “下地狱去吧，强尼葛萨默！
"'Go to hell, Jonny Gossamer! '
她穿上合身的洋装 "'Go to hell, Jonny Gossamer! '
她穿上合身的洋装
She poured herself into a seamless dress. 她穿上合身的洋装
She poured herself into a seamless dress.
她的外表透露出一些端倪” She poured herself into a seamless dress.
她的外表透露出一些端倪”
From the looks of it, she spilled some." 她的外表透露出一些端倪”
From the looks of it, she spilled some."
在廉价的书里 强尼这样说... From the looks of it, she spilled some."
在廉价的书里 强尼这样说...
Jonny spoke from the pages of cheap paperbacks... 在廉价的书里 强尼这样说...
Jonny spoke from the pages of cheap paperbacks...
有一个叫做海岸的应许之地... Jonny spoke from the pages of cheap paperbacks...
有一个叫做海岸的应许之地...
...and told of a promised land known as "the Coast"... 有一个叫做海岸的应许之地...
...and told of a promised land known as "the Coast"...
一个叫做洛杉矶的魔幻城市 ...and told of a promised land known as "the Coast"...
一个叫做洛杉矶的魔幻城市
...and a magical city called Los Angeles. 一个叫做洛杉矶的魔幻城市
多年来她一直希望他是真实的 ...and a magical city called Los Angeles.
多年来她一直希望他是真实的
As the years progressed, she wished he was real. 多年来她一直希望他是真实的
希望他会出现在印地安那州 解救她的小妹 As the years progressed, she wished he was real.
希望他会出现在印地安那州 解救她的小妹
Wished that he would come to Indiana to save her little sister, Jenna. 希望他会出现在印地安那州 解救她的小妹
Wished that he would come to Indiana to save her little sister, Jenna.
爸爸每天晚上都不放过妹妹
you see, Papa was at her night after night. 爸爸每天晚上都不放过妹妹
you see, Papa was at her night after night.
可是强尼从没出现
but Jonny never showed. 可是强尼从没出现
but Jonny never showed.
而且写书的人死了
And then the guy writing the books died. 而且写书的人死了
And then the guy writing the books died.
16岁的时候她离开家 And then the guy writing the books died.
16岁的时候她离开家
Age 16, she split. 16岁的时候她离开家
Age 16, she split.
她搭了公车去洛杉矶 书中说的应许之地 Age 16, she split.
她搭了公车去洛杉矶 书中说的应许之地
took the bus to L.A., the promised land. 她搭了公车去洛杉矶 书中说的应许之地
took the bus to L.A., the promised land.
她会赚很多钱、变得很有名 然后就可以拉小妹一把 took the bus to L.A., the promised land.
她会赚很多钱、变得很有名 然后就可以拉小妹一把
She 'd get rich and famous and then help little sis. 她会赚很多钱、变得很有名 然后就可以拉小妹一把
She 'd get rich and famous and then help little sis.
在过世之前 She 'd get rich and famous and then help little sis.
在过世之前
Before he died... 在过世之前
Before he died...
书的作者说强尼那个人物 其实是个混蛋 Before he died...
书的作者说强尼那个人物 其实是个混蛋
...the guy who wrote the books said Jonny was a joke. 书的作者说强尼那个人物 其实是个混蛋
...the guy who wrote the books said Jonny was a joke.
他是为了钱才写那本书 内容其实是废话连篇 ...the guy who wrote the books said Jonny was a joke.
他是为了钱才写那本书 内容其实是废话连篇
He wrote it for money, and it was bullshit. 他是为了钱才写那本书 内容其实是废话连篇
He wrote it for money, and it was bullshit.
可是哈梦妮才不在乎，她早知道了 他算哪根葱啊？ He wrote it for money, and it was bullshit.
可是哈梦妮才不在乎，她早知道了 他算哪根葱啊？
Harmony ignored this. She knew better. I mean, who the hell was he? 可是哈梦妮才不在乎，她早知道了 他算哪根葱啊？
Harmony ignored this. She knew better. I mean, who the hell was he?
他不过是个作家
He was just a writer. 他不过是个作家
He was just a writer.
这就是她跟我混进 同一个派对的原因 He was just a writer.
这就是她跟我混进 同一个派对的原因
And that's how she got to the same party as me... 这就是她跟我混进 同一个派对的原因
And that's how she got to the same party as me...
该死，我漏掉了什么 And that's how she got to the same party as me...
该死，我漏掉了什么
Oh, shit. I skipped something. 该死，我漏掉了什么
Oh, shit. I skipped something.
该死，机器人的事情忘了说 刚刚还故意卖关子，结果忘了讲 Oh, shit. I skipped something.
该死，机器人的事情忘了说 刚刚还故意卖关子，结果忘了讲
Damn it. this robot bit. I made a big deal, then I forgot. 该死，机器人的事情忘了说 刚刚还故意卖关子，结果忘了讲
Damn it. this robot bit. I made a big deal, then I forgot.
干！我的讲解真烂 跟我老爸讲的笑话一样逊 Damn it. this robot bit. I made a big deal, then I forgot.
干！我的讲解真烂 跟我老爸讲的笑话一样逊
fuck, bad narrating. Like my dad telling a joke. 干！我的讲解真烂 跟我老爸讲的笑话一样逊
fuck, bad narrating. Like my dad telling a joke.
等等，倒回去，我忘了说 那个牛仔骑了一匹蓝马，干！ fuck, bad narrating. Like my dad telling a joke.
等等，倒回去，我忘了说 那个牛仔骑了一匹蓝马，干！
"Oh, wait, back up. I forgot to tell you the cowboy rode a blue horse. " fuck. 等等，倒回去，我忘了说 那个牛仔骑了一匹蓝马，干！
我不知道你们还想不想看啦 这就是我刚说的那个机器人 "Oh, wait, back up. I forgot to tell you the cowboy rode a blue horse. " fuck.
我不知道你们还想不想看啦 这就是我刚说的那个机器人
I don 't know if you want to see it now, but here 's the fucking robot stuff. 我不知道你们还想不想看啦 这就是我刚说的那个机器人
I don 't know if you want to see it now, but here 's the fucking robot stuff.
我还可以再说脏话吗？ I don 't know if you want to see it now, but here 's the fucking robot stuff.
我还可以再说脏话吗？
Can I say "fuck" more? 我还可以再说脏话吗？
Can I say "fuck" more?
回到《未来战警》 由杰夫尼尔主演 Can I say "fuck" more?
回到《未来战警》 由杰夫尼尔主演
Now back to Protocop, starring Jeff Neal. 回到《未来战警》 由杰夫尼尔主演
Now back to Protocop, starring Jeff Neal.
（好奇女孩）
搞什么？
What the...? 搞什么？
What the...?
天啊
Oh, my God. 天啊
Oh, my God.
嘿！
Hey! 嘿！
Hey!
尼尔身边的人说 他已经两年没演戏了...
sources close to Neal, who has not worked as an actor in two years... 尼尔身边的人说 他已经两年没演戏了...
sources close to Neal, who has not worked as an actor in two years...
而今晚稍早的时候... sources close to Neal, who has not worked as an actor in two years...
而今晚稍早的时候...
...say he seemed despondent earlier tonight... 而今晚稍早的时候...
...say he seemed despondent earlier tonight...
就在重播《未来战警》的时候 他看起来很沮丧 ...say he seemed despondent earlier tonight...
就在重播《未来战警》的时候 他看起来很沮丧
...during a rerun of Protocop. 就在重播《未来战警》的时候 他看起来很沮丧
...during a rerun of Protocop.
那个演员到现在都还留着戏服... ...during a rerun of Protocop.
那个演员到现在都还留着戏服...
the actor, who still retains a costyme he wore on the show... 那个演员到现在都还留着戏服...
the actor, who still retains a costyme he wore on the show...
听说他当时穿着戏服... the actor, who still retains a costyme he wore on the show...
听说他当时穿着戏服...
...allegedly dressed up... 听说他当时穿着戏服...
...allegedly dressed up...
在脚踏车专用道上闲晃 跑到威尼斯海滩的房子... ...allegedly dressed up...
在脚踏车专用道上闲晃 跑到威尼斯海滩的房子...
...stumbled down the bike path and wandered into this Venice Beach house... 在脚踏车专用道上闲晃 跑到威尼斯海滩的房子...
而前途大好的演员哈梦妮费斯 发现他的时候被吓了一大跳 ...stumbled down the bike path and wandered into this Venice Beach house...
而前途大好的演员哈梦妮费斯 发现他的时候被吓了一大跳
...where aspiring actress Harmony Faith Lane was shocked to discover him. 而前途大好的演员哈梦妮费斯 发现他的时候被吓了一大跳
如果是我从旁经过的话 会说：“嗨，哈啰” ...where aspiring actress Harmony Faith Lane was shocked to discover him.
如果是我从旁经过的话 会说：“嗨，哈啰”
I'd jog by, "Hi, hello," you know, that sort of thing. 如果是我从旁经过的话 会说：“嗨，哈啰”
-这个女的是谁？ -我同情那个家伙 I'd jog by, "Hi, hello," you know, that sort of thing.
-这个女的是谁？ -我同情那个家伙
Who's this? I feel for the guy. -这个女的是谁？ -我同情那个家伙
Who's this? I feel for the guy.
这个城市真的会把人给逼疯 Who's this? I feel for the guy.
这个城市真的会把人给逼疯
this city can 't get enoygh of messing with people. 这个城市真的会把人给逼疯
this city can 't get enoygh of messing with people.
就像是在电椅上放个放屁坐垫 this city can 't get enoygh of messing with people.
就像是在电椅上放个放屁坐垫
Like putting a whoopee cyshion on the seat of an electric chair. 就像是在电椅上放个放屁坐垫
Like putting a whoopee cyshion on the seat of an electric chair.
-就是那种感觉 -他们就爱这样 Like putting a whoopee cyshion on the seat of an electric chair.
-就是那种感觉 -他们就爱这样
Like that. They always do this. -就是那种感觉 -他们就爱这样
Like that. They always do this.
永远看不到腰部以下的部分 就像是1964年份的玩伴月历 Like that. They always do this.
永远看不到腰部以下的部分 就像是1964年份的玩伴月历
You can never see below the waist. It's like a Playmate in 1964. 永远看不到腰部以下的部分 就像是1964年份的玩伴月历
不然就是在床后面拍 不然就弄个阴影，永远都... You can never see below the waist. It's like a Playmate in 1964.
不然就是在床后面拍 不然就弄个阴影，永远都...
It was always behind the bedpost or there's a shadow. You never... 不然就是在床后面拍 不然就弄个阴影，永远都...
It was always behind the bedpost or there's a shadow. You never...
我干嘛告诉你啊？ 去邀请她啊 It was always behind the bedpost or there's a shadow. You never...
我干嘛告诉你啊？ 去邀请她啊
What am I telling you for? Invite her to something. 我干嘛告诉你啊？ 去邀请她啊
What am I telling you for? Invite her to something.
就这样，宾果！
And there it was. Bingo. 就这样，宾果！
And there it was. Bingo.
命运
Destiny. 命运
Destiny.
（强尼葛萨默恐怖片 《死亡任务》）
（当强尼葛萨默 刮胡子割到自己时）
（《你不会想要住在那里的》）
你知道吗 你最好是她的医生
You know what, you better be her doctor. 你知道吗 你最好是她的医生
You know what, you better be her doctor.
走开，什么都别想 做就对了
Walk away. Don't think, just do it. 走开，什么都别想 做就对了
Walk away. Don't think, just do it.
干嘛？你是她哥哥吗？ 这根本不关你的事 Walk away. Don't think, just do it.
干嘛？你是她哥哥吗？ 这根本不关你的事
What, are you her brother or something? It's none of your business, man. 干嘛？你是她哥哥吗？ 这根本不关你的事
What, are you her brother or something? It's none of your business, man.
-我会修理你一顿 -你尽管试试看
I will fuck you up. No, you'll try. -我会修理你一顿 -你尽管试试看
I will fuck you up. No, you'll try.
最后掉眼泪的会是你 我的朋友 I will fuck you up. No, you'll try.
最后掉眼泪的会是你 我的朋友
And that little experiment will end in tears, my friend. 最后掉眼泪的会是你 我的朋友
And that little experiment will end in tears, my friend.
所以再说一次 不要再想了，给我走开 And that little experiment will end in tears, my friend.
所以再说一次 不要再想了，给我走开
So again, for the cheap seats, do not think, walk the fuck away. 所以再说一次 不要再想了，给我走开
不然我们现在就到外面去解决 So again, for the cheap seats, do not think, walk the fuck away.
不然我们现在就到外面去解决
Or let's you and me go outside right now. 不然我们现在就到外面去解决
Or let's you and me go outside right now.
我睡觉时间已经过了 Or let's you and me go outside right now.
我睡觉时间已经过了
It's past my bedtime. 我睡觉时间已经过了
It's past my bedtime.
做个选择吧 It's past my bedtime.
做个选择吧
Make a choice. 做个选择吧
Make a choice.
混蛋东西
Asshole. 混蛋东西
Asshole.
没事吧？
You all right? 没事吧？
You all right?
没事
Yeah. 没事
Yeah.
谢啦，老兄
Thanks, bro. 谢啦，老兄
Thanks, bro.
总有一天我会学会怎么打架 Thanks, bro.
总有一天我会学会怎么打架
One day, I'll actually learn how to fight. 总有一天我会学会怎么打架
One day, I'll actually learn how to fight.
-派瑞凡史卓克 -嘿，哈利拉克哈特 One day, I'll actually learn how to fight.
-派瑞凡史卓克 -嘿，哈利拉克哈特
Perry Van Shrike. Hey. Harry Lockhart. -派瑞凡史卓克 -嘿，哈利拉克哈特
Perry Van Shrike. Hey. Harry Lockhart.
我听过你的名字 那个顾问
I heard about you. You're the whatchamacallit, the consultant. 我听过你的名字 那个顾问
-你一定是...总之... -盖伊派瑞？ I heard about you. You're the whatchamacallit, the consultant.
-你一定是...总之... -盖伊派瑞？
You must be... Anyway... Gay Perry? -你一定是...总之... -盖伊派瑞？
You must be... Anyway... Gay Perry?
没错 戴伯尼是这样叫你的 You must be... Anyway... Gay Perry?
没错 戴伯尼是这样叫你的
Y eah. Right. Dabney calls you that. 没错 戴伯尼是这样叫你的
Y eah. Right. Dabney calls you that.
-我想你们应该是老朋友了吧 -五年了 Y eah. Right. Dabney calls you that.
-我想你们应该是老朋友了吧 -五年了
I guess you guys are old buddies. Five years. -我想你们应该是老朋友了吧 -五年了
I guess you guys are old buddies. Five years.
哇，五年啊 I guess you guys are old buddies. Five years.
哇，五年啊
Wow, five years. 哇，五年啊
Wow, five years.
-还是同性恋吗？ -我？不是 Wow, five years.
-还是同性恋吗？ -我？不是
Still gay? Me? No. -还是同性恋吗？ -我？不是
Still gay? Me? No.
我可是崇拜女生“那里”的 只不过是我太爱这个名字了 Still gay? Me? No.
我可是崇拜女生“那里”的 只不过是我太爱这个名字了
I' m knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it. 我可是崇拜女生“那里”的 只不过是我太爱这个名字了
I' m knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it.
你怎么会在派对上睡着？ 这里有很多怪人耶
You should know better than to fall asleep at a party. There's freaks here. 你怎么会在派对上睡着？ 这里有很多怪人耶
You should know better than to fall asleep at a party. There's freaks here.
戴伯尼要你去上侦探课
Dabney wants you to take detective lessons. 戴伯尼要你去上侦探课
Dabney wants you to take detective lessons.
-什么？ -为了精进你的演技 Dabney wants you to take detective lessons.
-什么？ -为了精进你的演技
Come again? For your acting. -什么？ -为了精进你的演技
Come again? For your acting.
我明天要去监视 你要来吗？ Come again? For your acting.
我明天要去监视 你要来吗？
I've got surveillance tomorrow. You game? 我明天要去监视 你要来吗？
I've got surveillance tomorrow. You game?
那个人是怎样的人，罪犯吗？ I've got surveillance tomorrow. You game?
那个人是怎样的人，罪犯吗？
What's the person like? Crime lord? 那个人是怎样的人，罪犯吗？
What's the person like? Crime lord?
拜托，我觉得他是一个悲哀的 孤单的男人... What's the person like? Crime lord?
拜托，我觉得他是一个悲哀的 孤单的男人...
Please. I'm guessing some sad, lonely little man... 拜托，我觉得他是一个悲哀的 孤单的男人...
Please. I'm guessing some sad, lonely little man...
独自出没在好莱坞山丘上的家 Please. I'm guessing some sad, lonely little man...
独自出没在好莱坞山丘上的家
...who single-handedly haunts his own home in the Hollywood Hills. 独自出没在好莱坞山丘上的家
...who single-handedly haunts his own home in the Hollywood Hills.
那样根本就是同志行为 ...who single-handedly haunts his own home in the Hollywood Hills.
那样根本就是同志行为
That was incredibly gay. 那样根本就是同志行为
That was incredibly gay.
-唉哟 -是啊，你应该看看另一个家伙 That was incredibly gay.
-唉哟 -是啊，你应该看看另一个家伙
Good God. Ouch. Yeah, you should see the other guy. -唉哟 -是啊，你应该看看另一个家伙
Good God. Ouch. Yeah, you should see the other guy.
哈利，这位是我们慷慨的主人 哈伦戴克斯特 Good God. Ouch. Yeah, you should see the other guy.
哈利，这位是我们慷慨的主人 哈伦戴克斯特
Harry, this is our generous host, Harlan Dexter. 哈利，这位是我们慷慨的主人 哈伦戴克斯特
Harry, this is our generous host, Harlan Dexter.
是的，你是戴伯尼从东村挖到的 黄金男孩 Harry, this is our generous host, Harlan Dexter.
是的，你是戴伯尼从东村挖到的 黄金男孩
Ah, yes, of course. You're Dabney's golden boy from back East. 是的，你是戴伯尼从东村挖到的 黄金男孩
希望还没到你的睡觉时间 Ah, yes, of course. You're Dabney's golden boy from back East.
希望还没到你的睡觉时间
I hope it isn't past your bedtime. 希望还没到你的睡觉时间
I hope it isn't past your bedtime.
还没有 我妈以前都说我得了霓虹灯症候群 I hope it isn't past your bedtime.
还没有 我妈以前都说我得了霓虹灯症候群
No, sir. My mom used to say I had the neon disease. 还没有 我妈以前都说我得了霓虹灯症候群
No, sir. My mom used to say I had the neon disease.
只要霓虹灯一亮我就醒了 No, sir. My mom used to say I had the neon disease.
只要霓虹灯一亮我就醒了
When the neon lights came on, I woke up. 只要霓虹灯一亮我就醒了
When the neon lights came on, I woke up.
我想这种情况也发生在我周遭 我女儿在巴黎住了十年 When the neon lights came on, I woke up.
我想这种情况也发生在我周遭 我女儿在巴黎住了十年
I'm afraid I'm similarly afflicted. My daughter just lived 10 years in Paris. 我想这种情况也发生在我周遭 我女儿在巴黎住了十年
她说那里根本就是拍摄吸血鬼的 完美场景 I'm afraid I'm similarly afflicted. My daughter just lived 10 years in Paris.
她说那里根本就是拍摄吸血鬼的 完美场景
She says it is heaven for the vampire set. 她说那里根本就是拍摄吸血鬼的 完美场景
She says it is heaven for the vampire set.
不好意思，我好像得去 帮忙切那个庞然大物
If you'll excuse me, apparently I'm meant to help cut this monstrosity. 不好意思，我好像得去 帮忙切那个庞然大物
If you'll excuse me, apparently I'm meant to help cut this monstrosity.
她妈过世了，所以就只剩他 跟他失而复得的小宝贝相依为命
Mom's gone, so it's just him and his born-again little bundle of joy. 她妈过世了，所以就只剩他 跟他失而复得的小宝贝相依为命
-失而复得？那一定更是宝贝 -可不是吗 Mom's gone, so it's just him and his born-again little bundle of joy.
-失而复得？那一定更是宝贝 -可不是吗
Born-again? That's precious. Isn't it? -失而复得？那一定更是宝贝 -可不是吗
Born-again? That's precious. Isn't it?
三个月之前，她还在为她妈留下的 百万遗产跟他打官司呢 Born-again? That's precious. Isn't it?
三个月之前，她还在为她妈留下的 百万遗产跟他打官司呢
Three months ago, she was suing him over Mom's millions. 三个月之前，她还在为她妈留下的 百万遗产跟他打官司呢
Three months ago, she was suing him over Mom's millions.
他当时还说她是... 总之就是难听的字眼 Three months ago, she was suing him over Mom's millions.
他当时还说她是... 总之就是难听的字眼
He called her a... Well, a bad word. 他当时还说她是... 总之就是难听的字眼
He called her a... Well, a bad word.
说她是淫妇 欢迎来到好莱坞
Cunt. Welcome to Hollywood. 说她是淫妇 欢迎来到好莱坞
Cunt. Welcome to Hollywood.
好吧，我道歉 Cunt. Welcome to Hollywood.
好吧，我道歉
Okay, I apologize. 好吧，我道歉
Okay, I apologize.
那一幕很烂 怎么会在电影里出现呢？ Okay, I apologize.
那一幕很烂 怎么会在电影里出现呢？
that is a terrible scene. It's like, "Why was that in the movie? 那一幕很烂 怎么会在电影里出现呢？
天啊，搞不好你想这一幕 之后还会再出现呢？ that is a terrible scene. It's like, "Why was that in the movie?
天啊，搞不好你想这一幕 之后还会再出现呢？
Gee, you think maybe it'll come back later, maybe?" 天啊，搞不好你想这一幕 之后还会再出现呢？
Gee, you think maybe it'll come back later, maybe?"
我最讨厌那样，比如说电视上 播了一个有关新发电厂的事情 Gee, you think maybe it'll come back later, maybe?"
我最讨厌那样，比如说电视上 播了一个有关新发电厂的事情
I hate that. A tV's on, talking about the new power plant. 我最讨厌那样，比如说电视上 播了一个有关新发电厂的事情
I hate that. A tV's on, talking about the new power plant.
不知道事件的高潮在哪里... I hate that. A tV's on, talking about the new power plant.
不知道事件的高潮在哪里...
Wonder where the climax will happen. 不知道事件的高潮在哪里...
Wonder where the climax will happen.
或是《猎杀红色十月》的厨师镜头 什么时候会出现，抱歉 Wonder where the climax will happen.
或是《猎杀红色十月》的厨师镜头 什么时候会出现，抱歉
Or that shot of the cook in Hunt for Red October. Sorry. 或是《猎杀红色十月》的厨师镜头 什么时候会出现，抱歉
嗨，谢谢你们赏光 Or that shot of the cook in Hunt for Red October. Sorry.
嗨，谢谢你们赏光
Hi, thank you for coming. 嗨，谢谢你们赏光
Hi, thank you for coming.
你认识那个刚走的金发女孩吗？ Hi, thank you for coming.
你认识那个刚走的金发女孩吗？
Hey, do you know that blond gal who just left? 你认识那个刚走的金发女孩吗？
Hey, do you know that blond gal who just left?
喔，把你打的很惨的那个女生？ 我不认识 Hey, do you know that blond gal who just left?
喔，把你打的很惨的那个女生？ 我不认识
Oh, the one with the guy that beat the shit out of you? No. 喔，把你打的很惨的那个女生？ 我不认识
Oh, the one with the guy that beat the shit out of you? No.
再见，晚安 Oh, the one with the guy that beat the shit out of you? No.
再见，晚安
Bye, have a better night. 再见，晚安
Bye, have a better night.
她有种特质，我是说那个女孩 Bye, have a better night.
她有种特质，我是说那个女孩
She had something, that gal, this quality. 她有种特质，我是说那个女孩
She had something, that gal, this quality.
就像是高中女生... She had something, that gal, this quality.
就像是高中女生...
Like the girl from high school... 就像是高中女生...
Like the girl from high school...
那种翘家的女孩，懂吗？ 到现在还让人忘不了的女生 Like the girl from high school...
那种翘家的女孩，懂吗？ 到现在还让人忘不了的女生
...the one that got away. You know what I mean? That haunts you still. 那种翘家的女孩，懂吗？ 到现在还让人忘不了的女生
-我知道，我有过经验 -是吗？ ...the one that got away. You know what I mean? That haunts you still.
-我知道，我有过经验 -是吗？
Yeah, I had that. You did? -我知道，我有过经验 -是吗？
Yeah, I had that. You did?
巴比迈尔斯 Yeah, I had that. You did?
巴比迈尔斯
Bobby Mills. 巴比迈尔斯
Bobby Mills.
那你应该想办法跟他联络啊
Well, maybe you should try to get in touch. 那你应该想办法跟他联络啊
Well, maybe you should try to get in touch.
我打赌五块钱 你还是可以把到那个男人 Well, maybe you should try to get in touch.
我打赌五块钱 你还是可以把到那个男人
I got 5 bucks says you could still get him. 我打赌五块钱 你还是可以把到那个男人
I got 5 bucks says you could still get him.
是吗？真有趣 我打赌十块说不可能 I got 5 bucks says you could still get him.
是吗？真有趣 我打赌十块说不可能
Really? That's funny. I got a 10 says, "Pass the pepper." 是吗？真有趣 我打赌十块说不可能
Really? That's funny. I got a 10 says, "Pass the pepper."
我有两个25分钱铜板唱着 《佛蒙特月光》这首曲子 Really? That's funny. I got a 10 says, "Pass the pepper."
我有两个25分钱铜板唱着 《佛蒙特月光》这首曲子
I got two quarters harmonizing on "Moonlight in Vermont." 我有两个25分钱铜板唱着 《佛蒙特月光》这首曲子
I got two quarters harmonizing on "Moonlight in Vermont."
-什么？ -会说话的钱 I got two quarters harmonizing on "Moonlight in Vermont."
-什么？ -会说话的钱
What? Talking money. -什么？ -会说话的钱
What? Talking money.
-会说话的猴子？ -会说话的猴子，对啊 What? Talking money.
-会说话的猴子？ -会说话的猴子，对啊
A talking monkey? T alking monkey, yeah. -会说话的猴子？ -会说话的猴子，对啊
A talking monkey? T alking monkey, yeah.
是从未来过来的猴子 丑的不得了，只会说“植物” A talking monkey? T alking monkey, yeah.
是从未来过来的猴子 丑的不得了，只会说“植物”
Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says, "Ficus." 是从未来过来的猴子 丑的不得了，只会说“植物”
Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says, "Ficus."
明天要上侦探课
Detective lessons tomorrow. 明天要上侦探课
Detective lessons tomorrow.
-别忘了 -好 Detective lessons tomorrow.
-别忘了 -好
Don't forget. Okay. -别忘了 -好
Don't forget. Okay.
还有，哈利... Don't forget. Okay.
还有，哈利...
And Harry... 还有，哈利...
And Harry...
过来这里 And Harry...
过来这里
Come here. 过来这里
Come here.
那个女孩我认识 她帮我拍过一些戏 Come here.
那个女孩我认识 她帮我拍过一些戏
That girl, I know her. She's done some work for me. 那个女孩我认识 她帮我拍过一些戏
That girl, I know her. She's done some work for me.
去骨牌室碰碰运气吧
Try the Domino Room. 去骨牌室碰碰运气吧
Try the Domino Room.
在哪里？ Try the Domino Room.
在哪里？
Where's that? 在哪里？
Where's that?
-嘿，我是芙莉卡 -嘿
Hey there. I'm Flicka. Hey. -嘿，我是芙莉卡 -嘿
Hey there. I'm Flicka. Hey.
-你好吗？ -很好，你是做什么的？ Hey there. I'm Flicka. Hey.
-你好吗？ -很好，你是做什么的？
How are you? Good. So, what do you do? -你好吗？ -很好，你是做什么的？
How are you? Good. So, what do you do?
-我是个私家侦探，你呢？ -我是空姐
I'm a private detective. And you? I'm a stewardess. -我是个私家侦探，你呢？ -我是空姐
I'm a private detective. And you? I'm a stewardess.
-真的？ -是啊 I'm a private detective. And you? I'm a stewardess.
-真的？ -是啊
Really? Yeah. -真的？ -是啊
Really? Yeah.
-幸会 -就这样？ Really? Yeah.
-幸会 -就这样？
Well, nice to meet you. That it? -幸会 -就这样？
Well, nice to meet you. That it?
-是啊 -好 Well, nice to meet you. That it?
-是啊 -好
Yeah. Yep. -是啊 -好
Yeah. Yep.
我要杰克威士忌加汽水 谢谢
Could I have a Jack and soda? Thanks. 我要杰克威士忌加汽水 谢谢
Could I have a Jack and soda? Thanks.
晚安，我叫哈利
Evening. Harry. 晚安，我叫哈利
Evening. Harry.
天啊，我全身酸痛
God, I'm sore. 天啊，我全身酸痛
God, I'm sore.
我的意思是，我的体力已经不像 50年代电影里的火爆小子一样 God, I'm sore.
我的意思是，我的体力已经不像 50年代电影里的火爆小子一样
I mean, physically, not like a guy who's angry in a movie in the 1950s. 我的意思是，我的体力已经不像 50年代电影里的火爆小子一样
I mean, physically, not like a guy who's angry in a movie in the 1950s.
-我是不是刚刚在派对上看过你？ -为什么？
Didn't I see you at a party hours ago? Why? -我是不是刚刚在派对上看过你？ -为什么？
Didn't I see you at a party hours ago? Why?
-什么为什么？ -为什么是我？ Didn't I see you at a party hours ago? Why?
-什么为什么？ -为什么是我？
Why what? Why me? -什么为什么？ -为什么是我？
Why what? Why me?
我是说真的，为什么你不挑 那个女孩？她很漂亮啊 Why what? Why me?
我是说真的，为什么你不挑 那个女孩？她很漂亮啊
Seriously, why not the girl over there? Look, she's very pretty. 我是说真的，为什么你不挑 那个女孩？她很漂亮啊
哪一个？ Seriously, why not the girl over there? Look, she's very pretty.
哪一个？
Which one? 哪一个？
Which one?
左边那个 坐在巴西的比利鲍伯松顿旁边 Which one?
左边那个 坐在巴西的比利鲍伯松顿旁边
On the left, next to Brazilian Billy Bob Thornton. 左边那个 坐在巴西的比利鲍伯松顿旁边
On the left, next to Brazilian Billy Bob Thornton.
喔，那个有点难到手 On the left, next to Brazilian Billy Bob Thornton.
喔，那个有点难到手
Oh, that's a bit of a reach. 喔，那个有点难到手
Oh, that's a bit of a reach.
我打断了你，我感觉很坏 你喝的是什么？ Oh, that's a bit of a reach.
我打断了你，我感觉很坏 你喝的是什么？
I' m interrupting. I feel badly. What are you drinking? 我打断了你，我感觉很坏 你喝的是什么？
I' m interrupting. I feel badly. What are you drinking?
-很糟 -很糟？什么？ I' m interrupting. I feel badly. What are you drinking?
-很糟 -很糟？什么？
Bad. Bad? Sorry? -很糟 -很糟？什么？
Bad. Bad? Sorry?
-你应该说“感觉很糟” -很糟？ Bad. Bad? Sorry?
-你应该说“感觉很糟” -很糟？
You feel bad. Bad? -你应该说“感觉很糟” -很糟？
You feel bad. Bad?
“很坏”不适用在这里 “感觉很坏”听起来会变成... You feel bad. Bad?
“很坏”不适用在这里 “感觉很坏”听起来会变成...
"Badly" is an adverb. To say you feel badly says that the mechanism... “很坏”不适用在这里 “感觉很坏”听起来会变成...
"Badly" is an adverb. To say you feel badly says that the mechanism...
-感觉这种东西很坏 -那边的那个女孩怎么样？ "Badly" is an adverb. To say you feel badly says that the mechanism...
-感觉这种东西很坏 -那边的那个女孩怎么样？
...which allows you to feel is broken. Well, that one over there? -感觉这种东西很坏 -那边的那个女孩怎么样？
在...喔，不行不行 ...which allows you to feel is broken. Well, that one over there?
在...喔，不行不行
Between... Oh, God, nix, nix. That's... 在...喔，不行不行
Between... Oh, God, nix, nix. That's...
-她是金发，金发女孩很可悲 -因为？
The blond. The blond's pathetic. Because? -她是金发，金发女孩很可悲 -因为？
The blond. The blond's pathetic. Because?
因为她跟人上床的次数 比她吃饭的次数还多 The blond. The blond's pathetic. Because?
因为她跟人上床的次数 比她吃饭的次数还多
For starters, she's been fucked more times than she's had hot meals. 因为她跟人上床的次数 比她吃饭的次数还多
我听过这种说法 她连午餐都没吃 For starters, she's been fucked more times than she's had hot meals.
我听过这种说法 她连午餐都没吃
I heard. It was neck and neck, and then she skipped lunch. 我听过这种说法 她连午餐都没吃
I heard. It was neck and neck, and then she skipped lunch.
-最糟糕的是... -告诉我 I heard. It was neck and neck, and then she skipped lunch.
-最糟糕的是... -告诉我
Worst thing, though... Do tell. -最糟糕的是... -告诉我
Worst thing, though... Do tell.
最糟的是她已经35岁了 还想要当演员 Worst thing, though... Do tell.
最糟的是她已经35岁了 还想要当演员
Worst thing is she's 35 years old and still trying to act. 最糟的是她已经35岁了 还想要当演员
Worst thing is she's 35 years old and still trying to act.
我每次试镜都会看到她
I see her at auditions all the time. 我每次试镜都会看到她
I see her at auditions all the time.
-来不及了，宝贝，你早就没机会啦 -你还真有爱心
It's over, baby. You missed. That's charitable of you. -来不及了，宝贝，你早就没机会啦 -你还真有爱心
It's over, baby. You missed. That's charitable of you.
可以问一下你几岁吗？ It's over, baby. You missed. That's charitable of you.
可以问一下你几岁吗？
May I ask how old you are? 可以问一下你几岁吗？
May I ask how old you are?
-问吧 -好，你几岁？
Go for it. Okay, how old are you? -问吧 -好，你几岁？
Go for it. Okay, how old are you?
-34岁 -是吗？ Go for it. Okay, how old are you?
-34岁 -是吗？
Thirty-four. Yeah? -34岁 -是吗？
Thirty-four. Yeah?
-我是个宝贝 -你的伙伴呢？那个跟你... Thirty-four. Yeah?
-我是个宝贝 -你的伙伴呢？那个跟你...
I'm a baby. Where's your buddy? The guy you... -我是个宝贝 -你的伙伴呢？那个跟你...
I'm a baby. Where's your buddy? The guy you...
-跟你一起离开派对的人呢？ -他是个该死的混蛋 I'm a baby. Where's your buddy? The guy you...
-跟你一起离开派对的人呢？ -他是个该死的混蛋
The guy you left the party with? He's a fucking asshole. -跟你一起离开派对的人呢？ -他是个该死的混蛋
The guy you left the party with? He's a fucking asshole.
我只是想搭便车 抱歉，我很爱骂脏话 The guy you left the party with? He's a fucking asshole.
我只是想搭便车 抱歉，我很爱骂脏话
I just needed a ride. Sorry, I swear a lot. 我只是想搭便车 抱歉，我很爱骂脏话
I just needed a ride. Sorry, I swear a lot.
-我知道，没关系 -你认识主人吗？ I just needed a ride. Sorry, I swear a lot.
-我知道，没关系 -你认识主人吗？
I know. It's okay. Did you know the host? -我知道，没关系 -你认识主人吗？
I know. It's okay. Did you know the host?
-不认识 -他看起来很面熟 I know. It's okay. Did you know the host?
-不认识 -他看起来很面熟
No. He looked familiar, though. -不认识 -他看起来很面熟
No. He looked familiar, though.
大概是个演员吧 No. He looked familiar, though.
大概是个演员吧
Probably an actor. 大概是个演员吧
Probably an actor.
快走开，苍蝇先生
Go away, Mr. Fly. 快走开，苍蝇先生
Go away, Mr. Fly.
-我在跟你朋友说话 -她不想跟你说话
I was talking to your friend. She doesn't want to talk to you. -我在跟你朋友说话 -她不想跟你说话
I was talking to your friend. She doesn't want to talk to you.
美女，她马上就会回到你身边 别担心 I was talking to your friend. She doesn't want to talk to you.
美女，她马上就会回到你身边 别担心
Sunshine, she'll be back to you in a minute. Relax. 美女，她马上就会回到你身边 别担心
Sunshine, she'll be back to you in a minute. Relax.
她没时间 Sunshine, she'll be back to you in a minute. Relax.
她没时间
She doesn't have a minute. 她没时间
She doesn't have a minute.
如果你改变心意想跟我喝一杯...
Tell you what, if you change your mind about that drink... 如果你改变心意想跟我喝一杯...
Tell you what, if you change your mind about that drink...
我会在那里跟印地安人乔派西一起 Tell you what, if you change your mind about that drink...
我会在那里跟印地安人乔派西一起
...I'll be over there with Native American Joe Pesci. 我会在那里跟印地安人乔派西一起
...I'll be over there with Native American Joe Pesci.
-你真的很... -很棒吧？
You are so... That was good, right? -你真的很... -很棒吧？
You are so... That was good, right?
你为什么要跟他聊天？ 别再说了 You are so... That was good, right?
你为什么要跟他聊天？ 别再说了
Why are you humoring him? Stop it. 你为什么要跟他聊天？ 别再说了
Why are you humoring him? Stop it.
那边有张空桌子 Why are you humoring him? Stop it.
那边有张空桌子
You know what, there's an empty table over there. 那边有张空桌子
You know what, there's an empty table over there.
听说那里很适合蠢蛋去 You know what, there's an empty table over there.
听说那里很适合蠢蛋去
I hear it's a recommended cheeseball hangout. 听说那里很适合蠢蛋去
I hear it's a recommended cheeseball hangout.
你很适合闭上嘴 I hear it's a recommended cheeseball hangout.
你很适合闭上嘴
Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock. 你很适合闭上嘴
Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock.
公主、可怕的朋友 再见 Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock.
公主、可怕的朋友 再见
Princess. Scary friend. 公主、可怕的朋友 再见
Princess. Scary friend.
该死
Goddamn it. 该死
Goddamn it.
哈利拉克哈特 你到底认不认得我？ Goddamn it.
哈利拉克哈特 你到底认不认得我？
Harry Lockhart, are you gonna recognize me or what? 哈利拉克哈特 你到底认不认得我？
天啊！印第安那安布利！ Harry Lockhart, are you gonna recognize me or what?
天啊！印第安那安布利！
God! Embrey, Indiana! 天啊！印第安那安布利！
God! Embrey, Indiana!
爱蛇、害怕蜘蛛
Loves snakes, afraid of spiders. 爱蛇、害怕蜘蛛
Loves snakes, afraid of spiders.
拜托，记得吗？ 你是那个神奇哈利...
Come on, remember? You were Amazing Harry... 拜托，记得吗？ 你是那个神奇哈利...
Come on, remember? You were Amazing Harry...
-不对不对，你是伟大哈洛 -哈梦妮？ Come on, remember? You were Amazing Harry...
-不对不对，你是伟大哈洛 -哈梦妮？
No, no, no. Harold the Great. Harmony? -不对不对，你是伟大哈洛 -哈梦妮？
No, no, no. Harold the Great. Harmony?
你把我砍成两半，记得吗？ No, no, no. Harold the Great. Harmony?
你把我砍成两半，记得吗？
You cut me in half, remember? 你把我砍成两半，记得吗？
You cut me in half, remember?
该死，天啊！ 你好吗？ You cut me in half, remember?
该死，天啊！ 你好吗？
Oh, shit. Oh, my God. How are you? 该死，天啊！ 你好吗？
Oh, shit. Oh, my God. How are you?
我再度变成一个糟糕的解说员了... Oh, shit. Oh, my God. How are you?
我再度变成一个糟糕的解说员了...
Okay, I was a bad narrator again... 我再度变成一个糟糕的解说员了...
Okay, I was a bad narrator again...
因为电影一开头的那个魔术师 就是我 Okay, I was a bad narrator again...
因为电影一开头的那个魔术师 就是我
...because the kid at the beginning, the magician, that was me. 因为电影一开头的那个魔术师 就是我
...because the kid at the beginning, the magician, that was me.
我不想把责任怪到你们头上... ...because the kid at the beginning, the magician, that was me.
我不想把责任怪到你们头上...
I don 't want to put this on you... 我不想把责任怪到你们头上...
I don 't want to put this on you...
不过如果你们有认真看的话 应该不用我说... I don 't want to put this on you...
不过如果你们有认真看的话 应该不用我说...
...but if you 've been paying athention, I shouldn 't have to... 不过如果你们有认真看的话 应该不用我说...
...but if you 've been paying athention, I shouldn 't have to...
很好，难怪 我知道了 ...but if you 've been paying athention, I shouldn 't have to...
很好，难怪 我知道了
Great. No wonder. Ma and Pa Kettle. I got an idea. 很好，难怪 我知道了
Great. No wonder. Ma and Pa Kettle. I got an idea.
干嘛不把这两个蹩脚的临时演员 放到镜头前面来个大特写？ Great. No wonder. Ma and Pa Kettle. I got an idea.
干嘛不把这两个蹩脚的临时演员 放到镜头前面来个大特写？
Why not put these two lame-o extras in front of the mammoth fucking lens? 干嘛不把这两个蹩脚的临时演员 放到镜头前面来个大特写？
嘘，胖女人，走开啦 Why not put these two lame-o extras in front of the mammoth fucking lens?
嘘，胖女人，走开啦
Boo. Scat. Fat lady, leave. 嘘，胖女人，走开啦
Boo. Scat. Fat lady, leave.
看到没？“哈洛” Boo. Scat. Fat lady, leave.
看到没？“哈洛”
See there? "Harold." 看到没？“哈洛”
See there? "Harold."
还记得我说过 被高中女同学迷的团团转的事吗？ See there? "Harold."
还记得我说过 被高中女同学迷的团团转的事吗？
Remember how I said this high school chick haynted me? 还记得我说过 被高中女同学迷的团团转的事吗？
Remember how I said this high school chick haynted me?
看到哈梦妮让我想到那个女生 Remember how I said this high school chick haynted me?
看到哈梦妮让我想到那个女生
How seeing Harmony made me think of her? 看到哈梦妮让我想到那个女生
How seeing Harmony made me think of her?
因为她就是那个女生 所有的回忆涌上心头 How seeing Harmony made me think of her?
因为她就是那个女生 所有的回忆涌上心头
that's because it was her. It all came flooding back. 因为她就是那个女生 所有的回忆涌上心头
that's because it was her. It all came flooding back.
（她） that's because it was her. It all came flooding back.
（她）
我曾经是她吐露心声的好友
How I was the one she confided in. 我曾经是她吐露心声的好友
How I was the one she confided in.
（我） How I was the one she confided in.
（我）
她当时的男友一个换过一个
Wtile ste was doing every other guy. 她当时的男友一个换过一个
Wtile ste was doing every other guy.
（某个混蛋） Wtile ste was doing every other guy.
（某个混蛋）
我第一次感受到 可怜一个人...
It was the first time I felt that how pitying someone... 我第一次感受到 可怜一个人...
It was the first time I felt that how pitying someone...
同时又想跟她上床 两种想法同时在脑中打转的感觉 It was the first time I felt that how pitying someone...
同时又想跟她上床 两种想法同时在脑中打转的感觉
...and wanting to fuck them can get all tangled up in your head. 同时又想跟她上床 两种想法同时在脑中打转的感觉
...and wanting to fuck them can get all tangled up in your head.
非常的悲哀 同时又有种快感 ...and wanting to fuck them can get all tangled up in your head.
非常的悲哀 同时又有种快感
Overwhelming sadness. Meanwhile, you got a rodney. 非常的悲哀 同时又有种快感
Overwhelming sadness. Meanwhile, you got a rodney.
很病态吗？ 对，应该是很病态 Overwhelming sadness. Meanwhile, you got a rodney.
很病态吗？ 对，应该是很病态
Is that sick? I think... Yeah, I think that's sick. 很病态吗？ 对，应该是很病态
Is that sick? I think... Yeah, I think that's sick.
丢下我妹妹 把她留在老家...
Leaving my sister back home, leaving her there all alone... 丢下我妹妹 把她留在老家...
Leaving my sister back home, leaving her there all alone...
是我做过最难的事情
Hardest thing I ever did. 是我做过最难的事情
Hardest thing I ever did.
还记得小时候...
Do you remember when we were real little... 还记得小时候...
有拍电影的人到我们小镇去吗？ Do you remember when we were real little...
有拍电影的人到我们小镇去吗？
...and a movie crew came to town? 有拍电影的人到我们小镇去吗？
...and a movie crew came to town?
那个神秘的家伙 强尼什么的？ ...and a movie crew came to town?
那个神秘的家伙 强尼什么的？
That mystery flick with the guy, Jonny what's-his-name? 那个神秘的家伙 强尼什么的？
That mystery flick with the guy, Jonny what's-his-name?
-葛萨默 -强尼葛萨默，没错 That mystery flick with the guy, Jonny what's-his-name?
-葛萨默 -强尼葛萨默，没错
Gossamer. Jonny Gossamer. Right. -葛萨默 -强尼葛萨默，没错
Gossamer. Jonny Gossamer. Right.
你妈发疯似的 买了所有的书跟纪念品 Gossamer. Jonny Gossamer. Right.
你妈发疯似的 买了所有的书跟纪念品
Your mom went nuts, and she bought all the books and stuff. 你妈发疯似的 买了所有的书跟纪念品
Your mom went nuts, and she bought all the books and stuff.
-对啊...天啊，好久以前的事了 -是啊，都过了这么多年
That was... God, that was forever ago. Yeah, that was back in the day. -对啊...天啊，好久以前的事了 -是啊，都过了这么多年
That was... God, that was forever ago. Yeah, that was back in the day.
哈利...
Harry... 哈利...
Harry...
我没有成名
...I didn't get famous. 我没有成名
...I didn't get famous.
是还没有
Yet. 是还没有
Yet.
可是...
I did... 可是...
I did...
我拍了一个广告 I did...
我拍了一个广告
...get to do this one commercial. 我拍了一个广告
...get to do this one commercial.
真的吗？哪一个？ ...get to do this one commercial.
真的吗？哪一个？
You're shitting me. Which one? 真的吗？哪一个？
You're shitting me. Which one?
有一个跟熊有关的那个？ You're shitting me. Which one?
有一个跟熊有关的那个？
Well, you know the one with the bear? 有一个跟熊有关的那个？
Well, you know the one with the bear?
然后...真是有趣 Well, you know the one with the bear?
然后...真是有趣
And it goes... Well, this is funny. 然后...真是有趣
-“我比较喜欢杰拿洛” -“可是我是只熊，什么都不知道 And it goes... Well, this is funny.
-“我比较喜欢杰拿洛” -“可是我是只熊，什么都不知道
"I prefer Genaros, but..." "But I'm a bear, what do I know? -“我比较喜欢杰拿洛” -“可是我是只熊，什么都不知道
"I prefer Genaros, but..." "But I'm a bear, what do I know?
我只会吃鱼而已” 那个是你拍的？ "I prefer Genaros, but..." "But I'm a bear, what do I know?
我只会吃鱼而已” 那个是你拍的？
I suck heads off fish. " That was you? 我只会吃鱼而已” 那个是你拍的？
I suck heads off fish. " That was you?
-我的天啊 -是啊，是我拍的 I suck heads off fish. " That was you?
-我的天啊 -是啊，是我拍的
Oh, my God. Yeah, it was. Yeah. -我的天啊 -是啊，是我拍的
Oh, my God. Yeah, it was. Yeah.
-真了不起 -不过是个广告 Oh, my God. Yeah, it was. Yeah.
-真了不起 -不过是个广告
That's awesome. Commercial. -真了不起 -不过是个广告
That's awesome. Commercial.
不会啊，很厉害 That's awesome. Commercial.
不会啊，很厉害
Come on, that's a big deal. 不会啊，很厉害
Come on, that's a big deal.
-可是全国性的广告呢 -哈利，别说了 Come on, that's a big deal.
-可是全国性的广告呢 -哈利，别说了
That's a national commercial. Harry, stop. -可是全国性的广告呢 -哈利，别说了
That's a national commercial. Harry, stop.
那没什么啦 不过广告中有一个地方很棒... That's a national commercial. Harry, stop.
那没什么啦 不过广告中有一个地方很棒...
It's nothing. There was actually this kind of cool moment where I got... 那没什么啦 不过广告中有一个地方很棒...
我像这样挥着手 It's nothing. There was actually this kind of cool moment where I got...
我像这样挥着手
...to sort of do the wave. 我像这样挥着手
...to sort of do the wave.
我喜欢杰拿洛
"I prefer Genaros." 我喜欢杰拿洛
"I prefer Genaros."
-总之没什么了不起啦 -很棒啊 "I prefer Genaros."
-总之没什么了不起啦 -很棒啊
Whatever, it's nothing. It's pretty cool. -总之没什么了不起啦 -很棒啊
Whatever, it's nothing. It's pretty cool.
-一点都不特别 -我觉得很特别啊 Whatever, it's nothing. It's pretty cool.
-一点都不特别 -我觉得很特别啊
It's nothing special at all. Well, I think it's special. -一点都不特别 -我觉得很特别啊
It's nothing special at all. Well, I think it's special.
动作巨星史蒂芬席格也觉得特别
Punk-rock Steven Seagal thinks it's special. 动作巨星史蒂芬席格也觉得特别
Punk-rock Steven Seagal thinks it's special.
在那里，你11点钟的方向 Punk-rock Steven Seagal thinks it's special.
在那里，你11点钟的方向
Right there, at your 11o'clock. 在那里，你11点钟的方向
Right there, at your 11o'clock.
很棒对不对？ Right there, at your 11o'clock.
很棒对不对？
That's dead-on, right? 很棒对不对？
That's dead-on, right?
没关系 我一进来就把他搞定了 That's dead-on, right?
没关系 我一进来就把他搞定了
That's all right. I had him pegged when I came in. 没关系 我一进来就把他搞定了
That's all right. I had him pegged when I came in.
跟我回旅馆，跟我喝一杯 带你的朋友一起也没关系
Come back to the hotel for a little while, just have one drink. Bring your friend. 跟我回旅馆，跟我喝一杯 带你的朋友一起也没关系
喝杯酒而已，你到家的速度 会比念完“杰克罗宝逊”还快 Come back to the hotel for a little while, just have one drink. Bring your friend.
喝杯酒而已，你到家的速度 会比念完“杰克罗宝逊”还快
It'd just be a drink. You'll be home faster than you can say "Jack Robinson." 喝杯酒而已，你到家的速度 会比念完“杰克罗宝逊”还快
我不知道耶，我可以... It'd just be a drink. You'll be home faster than you can say "Jack Robinson."
我不知道耶，我可以...
I don't know about that. I can say... 我不知道耶，我可以...
I don't know about that. I can say...
-很快念完“杰克罗宝逊”这个名字 -我只是在吓你啦
..."Jack Robinson" pretty fast. I'm timing you. -很快念完“杰克罗宝逊”这个名字 -我只是在吓你啦
..."Jack Robinson" pretty fast. I'm timing you.
杰克罗宝逊
Jack Robinson. 杰克罗宝逊
Jack Robinson.
-你知道现在几点吗？ -真是抱歉
Do you have any idea what time it is? I'm really sorry. -你知道现在几点吗？ -真是抱歉
Do you have any idea what time it is? I'm really sorry.
天啊，你看起来还是很漂亮 真是明艳动人，就像是... Do you have any idea what time it is? I'm really sorry.
天啊，你看起来还是很漂亮 真是明艳动人，就像是...
God, you still look great. You're just stunning. I like... 天啊，你看起来还是很漂亮 真是明艳动人，就像是...
God, you still look great. You're just stunning. I like...
-你怎么会在这里？ -这是个好问题 God, you still look great. You're just stunning. I like...
-你怎么会在这里？ -这是个好问题
Why are you here? Good question. -你怎么会在这里？ -这是个好问题
Why are you here? Good question.
听起来很疯狂，可是我不记得... Why are you here? Good question.
听起来很疯狂，可是我不记得...
Sounds crazy, but I don't remember what occurred... 听起来很疯狂，可是我不记得...
Sounds crazy, but I don't remember what occurred...
两点到五点之间发生了什么事 我脑筋一片空白 Sounds crazy, but I don't remember what occurred...
两点到五点之间发生了什么事 我脑筋一片空白
...between the hours of 2 and 5, a blur. 两点到五点之间发生了什么事 我脑筋一片空白
...between the hours of 2 and 5, a blur.
-是吗？玛莉呢？ -玛莉？ ...between the hours of 2 and 5, a blur.
-是吗？玛莉呢？ -玛莉？
Really? Where's Marleah? Marleah? -是吗？玛莉呢？ -玛莉？
Really? Where's Marleah? Marleah?
-那个跟你一起的女生... -玛莉在我家睡着了... Really? Where's Marleah? Marleah?
-那个跟你一起的女生... -玛莉在我家睡着了...
The girl you... Marleah fell asleep at my place... -那个跟你一起的女生... -玛莉在我家睡着了...
The girl you... Marleah fell asleep at my place...
我没看到你离开... The girl you... Marleah fell asleep at my place...
我没看到你离开...
...and I didn't see you leave... 我没看到你离开...
...and I didn't see you leave...
我在你把舌头 放进她嘴巴里的时候离开的 ...and I didn't see you leave...
我在你把舌头 放进她嘴巴里的时候离开的
I left when you had your tongue down her throat. 我在你把舌头 放进她嘴巴里的时候离开的
I left when you had your tongue down her throat.
-我有吗？ -有 I left when you had your tongue down her throat.
-我有吗？ -有
I did? Yeah. -我有吗？ -有
I did? Yeah.
天啊，不会吧，亲错嘴巴 弄错女人了，真糟糕 I did? Yeah.
天啊，不会吧，亲错嘴巴 弄错女人了，真糟糕
God. No, wrong throat, wrong woman. That's bad. 天啊，不会吧，亲错嘴巴 弄错女人了，真糟糕
God. No, wrong throat, wrong woman. That's bad.
对，很糟 你只有10秒钟时间，哈利 God. No, wrong throat, wrong woman. That's bad.
对，很糟 你只有10秒钟时间，哈利
Yeah, that's bad. You got 10 seconds, Harry. 对，很糟 你只有10秒钟时间，哈利
Yeah, that's bad. You got 10 seconds, Harry.
喔，压力真大 我今天来这里... Yeah, that's bad. You got 10 seconds, Harry.
喔，压力真大 我今天来这里...
Oh, boy, pressure, pressure. I came here... 喔，压力真大 我今天来这里...
Oh, boy, pressure, pressure. I came here...
是因为我觉得你既美丽又聪明... Oh, boy, pressure, pressure. I came here...
是因为我觉得你既美丽又聪明...
...because I think you're intelligent and attractive... 是因为我觉得你既美丽又聪明...
...because I think you're intelligent and attractive...
够多了，住嘴，天啊！ 我不敢相信你会跑来... ...because I think you're intelligent and attractive...
够多了，住嘴，天啊！ 我不敢相信你会跑来...
That's plenty. Stop. Oh, my God! I can't believe you'd come here... 够多了，住嘴，天啊！ 我不敢相信你会跑来...
That's plenty. Stop. Oh, my God! I can't believe you'd come here...
在跟我朋友上床后 跟我说你喜欢我！ That's plenty. Stop. Oh, my God! I can't believe you'd come here...
在跟我朋友上床后 跟我说你喜欢我！
...to tell me you like me after you fucked my friend! 在跟我朋友上床后 跟我说你喜欢我！
...to tell me you like me after you fucked my friend!
可是我没有啊 我相信我没有跟她上床 ...to tell me you like me after you fucked my friend!
可是我没有啊 我相信我没有跟她上床
That's just it, I didn't. I believe that I did not. 可是我没有啊 我相信我没有跟她上床
That's just it, I didn't. I believe that I did not.
什么？你刚说你不记得！ That's just it, I didn't. I believe that I did not.
什么？你刚说你不记得！
What? You said you don't remember! 什么？你刚说你不记得！
What? You said you don't remember!
如果我说我喝醉了记不得 怎么可能会想得起来？ What? You said you don't remember!
如果我说我喝醉了记不得 怎么可能会想得起来？
If I don't remember because I was drunk, how could I have gothen it up? 如果我说我喝醉了记不得 怎么可能会想得起来？
我知道这很扯 而且不正常 If I don't remember because I was drunk, how could I have gothen it up?
我知道这很扯 而且不正常
I know this is outrageous and not normal. 我知道这很扯 而且不正常
I know this is outrageous and not normal.
我没有假装自己很正常 我临阵退缩... I know this is outrageous and not normal.
我没有假装自己很正常 我临阵退缩...
I'm not pretending that I'm normal. I just chickened out... 我没有假装自己很正常 我临阵退缩...
I'm not pretending that I'm normal. I just chickened out...
白痴，为什么？...
Moron. Why? Why? Why? 白痴，为什么？...
Moron. Why? Why? Why?
（第二天 湖边的少女）
还有里面的情节 真的超酷的
And the plots, they all have this thing, this formula that was so cool. 还有里面的情节 真的超酷的
And the plots, they all have this thing, this formula that was so cool.
是真的，我可以在一天内念完 And the plots, they all have this thing, this formula that was so cool.
是真的，我可以在一天内念完
Seriously, I would go through one in a day. 是真的，我可以在一天内念完
Seriously, I would go through one in a day.
-一天内读完一本书，哇塞 -强尼葛萨默总是会... Seriously, I would go through one in a day.
-一天内读完一本书，哇塞 -强尼葛萨默总是会...
A whole book in one day. Wow. See, Gossamer would always take on... -一天内读完一本书，哇塞 -强尼葛萨默总是会...
A whole book in one day. Wow. See, Gossamer would always take on...
把两个看来完全没关系的东西 放在一起 A whole book in one day. Wow. See, Gossamer would always take on...
把两个看来完全没关系的东西 放在一起
...two cases that were seemingly unrelated. 把两个看来完全没关系的东西 放在一起
...two cases that were seemingly unrelated.
其中一个很正常 另外一个则是夸张到不行... ...two cases that were seemingly unrelated.
其中一个很正常 另外一个则是夸张到不行...
One's normal and the other's some wild shit... 其中一个很正常 另外一个则是夸张到不行...
One's normal and the other's some wild shit...
可是到最后你会发现 其实两件事情是有关联的 One's normal and the other's some wild shit...
可是到最后你会发现 其实两件事情是有关联的
...then you'd find out that they're connected. 可是到最后你会发现 其实两件事情是有关联的
...then you'd find out that they're connected.
其实他讲的是同一件事 ...then you'd find out that they're connected.
其实他讲的是同一件事
That it's all one case. 其实他讲的是同一件事
That it's all one case.
那是本质... That it's all one case.
那是本质...
That's the essence of the... 那是本质...
That's the essence of the...
对，我常听人这么说 可不可以别翻来翻去？ That's the essence of the...
对，我常听人这么说 可不可以别翻来翻去？
Yeah, I get that all the time. Would you mind not rooting around in there? 对，我常听人这么说 可不可以别翻来翻去？
Yeah, I get that all the time. Would you mind not rooting around in there?
好小喔，是真的吗？
It's tiny. Is this real? 好小喔，是真的吗？
It's tiny. Is this real?
对，是迪林格手枪，有装子弹 It's tiny. Is this real?
对，是迪林格手枪，有装子弹
Yeah, it's a derringer. It's loaded. 对，是迪林格手枪，有装子弹
Yeah, it's a derringer. It's loaded.
-我都说这是我的同志枪 -为什么？
I call it my faggot gun. Because? -我都说这是我的同志枪 -为什么？
I call it my faggot gun. Because?
因为只能打几发子弹 然后就得放弃找个更好的 I call it my faggot gun. Because?
因为只能打几发子弹 然后就得放弃找个更好的
It's only good for a couple shots, then you gotta drop it for something better. 因为只能打几发子弹 然后就得放弃找个更好的
It's only good for a couple shots, then you gotta drop it for something better.
你自己要问的
You asked, chief. 你自己要问的
You asked, chief.
准备上课吧
On with our lesson. 准备上课吧
On with our lesson.
-我的委托人是艾莉森爱米斯 -爱米斯
My client is one Allison Ames. A-M-E-S. Ames. -我的委托人是艾莉森爱米斯 -爱米斯
女性，她请我帮做录影监视 My client is one Allison Ames. A-M-E-S. Ames.
女性，她请我帮做录影监视
Female. She hired me to do some video surveillance. 女性，她请我帮做录影监视
Female. She hired me to do some video surveillance.
-她是美女吗？ -喔，天啊 Female. She hired me to do some video surveillance.
-她是美女吗？ -喔，天啊
Is she a looker? Oh, man. -她是美女吗？ -喔，天啊
Is she a looker? Oh, man.
她来开门，除了收音机开着 身上什么都没穿 Is she a looker? Oh, man.
她来开门，除了收音机开着 身上什么都没穿
She opens the door, she got nothing on but the radio. 她来开门，除了收音机开着 身上什么都没穿
She opens the door, she got nothing on but the radio.
邀请我坐下，坐在我的大腿上...
Invites me to sit down, sits on my lap... 邀请我坐下，坐在我的大腿上...
Invites me to sit down, sits on my lap...
-点了一支烟 -真的吗？ Invites me to sit down, sits on my lap...
-点了一支烟 -真的吗？
...fires up a smoke. Really? -点了一支烟 -真的吗？
...fires up a smoke. Really?
当然不是真的，笨蛋 ...fires up a smoke. Really?
当然不是真的，笨蛋
No. Idiot. 当然不是真的，笨蛋
No. Idiot.
她是打电话找我的 No. Idiot.
她是打电话找我的
She hired me over the phone. 她是打电话找我的
She hired me over the phone.
-然后用信用卡付钱 -嗯 She hired me over the phone.
-然后用信用卡付钱 -嗯
Paid for it with a credit card. Okay. -然后用信用卡付钱 -嗯
Paid for it with a credit card. Okay.
第一个守则 这个行业其实很无聊 Paid for it with a credit card. Okay.
第一个守则 这个行业其实很无聊
Rule number one: This business, real life, it's boring. 第一个守则 这个行业其实很无聊
-你一定要抽烟吗？ -要我把烟熄掉吗？ Rule number one: This business, real life, it's boring.
-你一定要抽烟吗？ -要我把烟熄掉吗？
Do you have to smoke? You want me to put it out? -你一定要抽烟吗？ -要我把烟熄掉吗？
Do you have to smoke? You want me to put it out?
对，如果发现棕色的大片矮树丛 就马上把烟丢进去 Do you have to smoke? You want me to put it out?
对，如果发现棕色的大片矮树丛 就马上把烟丢进去
Yeah, soon as you find a large, brown clump of shrubs, just throw it in there. 对，如果发现棕色的大片矮树丛 就马上把烟丢进去
你跟哈梦妮高中就认识啦 你不是说她看不上你吗 Yeah, soon as you find a large, brown clump of shrubs, just throw it in there.
你跟哈梦妮高中就认识啦 你不是说她看不上你吗
So you knew Harmony in high school. You said she dissed you. 你跟哈梦妮高中就认识啦 你不是说她看不上你吗
不对，她搞过所有的男生 除了我以外 So you knew Harmony in high school. You said she dissed you.
不对，她搞过所有的男生 除了我以外
No, not really. She fucked every other guy but me. 不对，她搞过所有的男生 除了我以外
No, not really. She fucked every other guy but me.
不，这也不对 她做出一个例外 No, not really. She fucked every other guy but me.
不，这也不对 她做出一个例外
No, that's not true. She made one concession. 不，这也不对 她做出一个例外
No, that's not true. She made one concession.
她答应不会跟我最好的朋友 休可查尼上床 No, that's not true. She made one concession.
她答应不会跟我最好的朋友 休可查尼上床
She agreed not to fuck my best friend, Chook Chutney. 她答应不会跟我最好的朋友 休可查尼上床
She agreed not to fuck my best friend, Chook Chutney.
因为他是我最好的朋友 所以她才给我这样的待遇 She agreed not to fuck my best friend, Chook Chutney.
因为他是我最好的朋友 所以她才给我这样的待遇
He was my best friend, so she gave me that. 因为他是我最好的朋友 所以她才给我这样的待遇
He was my best friend, so she gave me that.
-她真是好心啊 -就算他要求，她也不会答应的 He was my best friend, so she gave me that.
-她真是好心啊 -就算他要求，她也不会答应的
Well, that was nice of her. Even if he asked, she said she wouldn't. -她真是好心啊 -就算他要求，她也不会答应的
别动，安静 Well, that was nice of her. Even if he asked, she said she wouldn't.
别动，安静
Stay put. Be quiet. 别动，安静
Stay put. Be quiet.
“休可查尼”？他一定是同性恋 Stay put. Be quiet.
“休可查尼”？他一定是同性恋
"Chook Chutney"? Yeah, he's gay. “休可查尼”？他一定是同性恋
"Chook Chutney"? Yeah, he's gay.
-他的车子怎么搞的？ -我看起来像技工吗？
What's wrong with his car? Do I look like a mechanic? -他的车子怎么搞的？ -我看起来像技工吗？
What's wrong with his car? Do I look like a mechanic?
-我们要跟着他吗？ -他会去哪儿呢？
Are we gonna follow him? Where'd he go? -我们要跟着他吗？ -他会去哪儿呢？
Are we gonna follow him? Where'd he go?
他本来在我们前面 然后他就插到...他跑到哪去了？ Are we gonna follow him? Where'd he go?
他本来在我们前面 然后他就插到...他跑到哪去了？
He was right in front of us, then he cut in... Where is he? 他本来在我们前面 然后他就插到...他跑到哪去了？
He was right in front of us, then he cut in... Where is he?
管他的，他一定在某个地方 他在我们前面右转了
What the hell. He's gotta be somewhere. He turned right in front of us. 管他的，他一定在某个地方 他在我们前面右转了
What the hell. He's gotta be somewhere. He turned right in front of us.
-天啊！ -该死！
Jesus! Shit! -天啊！ -该死！
Jesus! Shit!
哈利，回来 Jesus! Shit!
哈利，回来
Harry, come back. 哈利，回来
Harry, come back.
哈利 Harry, come back.
哈利
Harry. 哈利
Harry.
-车里没有人，哈利 -什么？ Harry.
-车里没有人，哈利 -什么？
There's no one in the car. Harry. What? -车里没有人，哈利 -什么？
There's no one in the car. Harry. What?
哈利，别动 There's no one in the car. Harry. What?
哈利，别动
Harry, stop. 哈利，别动
Harry, stop.
-车要往下沉了 -等等，你听那个声音
I think it's going down. Wait, the sound. -车要往下沉了 -等等，你听那个声音
I think it's going down. Wait, the sound.
-看看后座 -不，找钥匙！ I think it's going down. Wait, the sound.
-看看后座 -不，找钥匙！
Check the back seat. No, get the keys! -看看后座 -不，找钥匙！
Check the back seat. No, get the keys!
钥匙！找钥匙！！ Check the back seat. No, get the keys!
钥匙！找钥匙！！
The keys! Get the keys! 钥匙！找钥匙！！
The keys! Get the keys!
派瑞
Perry. 派瑞
Perry.
派瑞？
Perry? 派瑞？
Perry?
该死
Shit. 该死
Shit.
派瑞！
Perry! 派瑞！
Perry!
她从哪冒出来的？
Where'd she come from? 她从哪冒出来的？
Where'd she come from?
她被丢在后车厢 我开枪射掉锁才打开的 Where'd she come from?
她被丢在后车厢 我开枪射掉锁才打开的
She was in the trunk. I had to shoot the lock to get it open. 她被丢在后车厢 我开枪射掉锁才打开的
天啊 She was in the trunk. I had to shoot the lock to get it open.
天啊
Oh, Jesus. 天啊
Oh, Jesus.
我的天，他们把她的脸怎么了？
God, what did they do to her face? 我的天，他们把她的脸怎么了？
God, what did they do to her face?
-她死了吗？ -没有，她只是闭目养神一下
Is she dead? No. She's resting her eyes for a minute. -她死了吗？ -没有，她只是闭目养神一下
Is she dead? No. She's resting her eyes for a minute.
她当然死啦 脖子都被扭断了 Is she dead? No. She's resting her eyes for a minute.
她当然死啦 脖子都被扭断了
Of course she's fucking dead. Her neck's broken. 她当然死啦 脖子都被扭断了
Of course she's fucking dead. Her neck's broken.
-嘿，怎么搞的？ -闭嘴
Hey, what the hell's going on? Shut up. -嘿，怎么搞的？ -闭嘴
Hey, what the hell's going on? Shut up.
-嘿，这里有个死掉的女生！ -闭嘴
Hey, we got a dead girl here! Hey, shut up. -嘿，这里有个死掉的女生！ -闭嘴
Hey, we got a dead girl here! Hey, shut up.
两个戴面具的家伙 就这样走掉了 Hey, we got a dead girl here! Hey, shut up.
两个戴面具的家伙 就这样走掉了
Two guys in masks, and there they go. 两个戴面具的家伙 就这样走掉了
Two guys in masks, and there they go.
搞什么东西啊？ 大事不妙 Two guys in masks, and there they go.
搞什么东西啊？ 大事不妙
What the fuck is going on? This is bad. 搞什么东西啊？ 大事不妙
What the fuck is going on? This is bad.
我们得在条子出现之前离开 What the fuck is going on? This is bad.
我们得在条子出现之前离开
We gotta roll before the cops come. 我们得在条子出现之前离开
We gotta roll before the cops come.
-不，我们应该去警察局 -对，去报警... We gotta roll before the cops come.
-不，我们应该去警察局 -对，去报警...
Nix. We go right to the cops. Exactly, to the cops... -不，我们应该去警察局 -对，去报警...
Nix. We go right to the cops. Exactly, to the cops...
警察会相信她在你射中她脑袋前 脖子就被扭断了 Nix. We go right to the cops. Exactly, to the cops...
警察会相信她在你射中她脑袋前 脖子就被扭断了
...who'll believe that she broke her neck before you shot her in the head. 警察会相信她在你射中她脑袋前 脖子就被扭断了
...who'll believe that she broke her neck before you shot her in the head.
什么？ ...who'll believe that she broke her neck before you shot her in the head.
什么？
What? 什么？
What?
-快点，我们得快点跑 -天啊 What?
-快点，我们得快点跑 -天啊
Come on, we gotta go. Oh, God. -快点，我们得快点跑 -天啊
Come on, we gotta go. Oh, God.
-我们得快点走，走啊 -喔，天啊 Come on, we gotta go. Oh, God.
-我们得快点走，走啊 -喔，天啊
We gotta go. Go, go, go. Oh, God. -我们得快点走，走啊 -喔，天啊
We gotta go. Go, go, go. Oh, God.
天啊 We gotta go. Go, go, go. Oh, God.
天啊
Oh, God. 天啊
Oh, God.
-好，我们走吧 -我们得走啦，走，快走 Oh, God.
-好，我们走吧 -我们得走啦，走，快走
All right, we're out of here. We gotta go, go, go. -好，我们走吧 -我们得走啦，走，快走
All right, we're out of here. We gotta go, go, go.
我的枪呢？ All right, we're out of here. We gotta go, go, go.
我的枪呢？
Where's my gun? 我的枪呢？
Where's my gun?
-不，我... -把我的枪给我 Where's my gun?
-不，我... -把我的枪给我
No, l... Give me my gun. -不，我... -把我的枪给我
No, l... Give me my gun.
-我丢了 -你说什么？ No, l... Give me my gun.
-我丢了 -你说什么？
I got rid of it. Say again. -我丢了 -你说什么？
I got rid of it. Say again.
我把枪丢到湖里了，因为你不可能 丢掉枪，所以我帮你丢 I got rid of it. Say again.
我把枪丢到湖里了，因为你不可能 丢掉枪，所以我帮你丢
Threw it in the lake. You wouldn't, I would. 我把枪丢到湖里了，因为你不可能 丢掉枪，所以我帮你丢
Threw it in the lake. You wouldn't, I would.
我在纽约还有案子在身 所以不能随便乱来... Threw it in the lake. You wouldn't, I would.
我在纽约还有案子在身 所以不能随便乱来...
I got priors in New York, so I can't be messing around... 我在纽约还有案子在身 所以不能随便乱来...
I got priors in New York, so I can't be messing around...
-你把枪丢了？ -枪是证物啊 I got priors in New York, so I can't be messing around...
-你把枪丢了？ -枪是证物啊
You threw it away? It's evidence. -你把枪丢了？ -枪是证物啊
You threw it away? It's evidence.
-小心，别抓狂 -好，好，抱歉 You threw it away? It's evidence.
-小心，别抓狂 -好，好，抱歉
Watch it. Relax. Okay, okay. No, I'm sorry. -小心，别抓狂 -好，好，抱歉
Watch it. Relax. Okay, okay. No, I'm sorry.
-我那时候慌了手脚 -这实在是太扯了，我了解 Watch it. Relax. Okay, okay. No, I'm sorry.
-我那时候慌了手脚 -这实在是太扯了，我了解
I got a little nonplussed there. This is crazy. I understand. -我那时候慌了手脚 -这实在是太扯了，我了解
I got a little nonplussed there. This is crazy. I understand.
-那是什么？是线索吗？ -什么意思？
What is that? Is that a clue? What do you mean? -那是什么？是线索吗？ -什么意思？
What is that? Is that a clue? What do you mean?
-你有看到吗？ -盒子里面吗？ What is that? Is that a clue? What do you mean?
-你有看到吗？ -盒子里面吗？
Do you see that? In the thing? -你有看到吗？ -盒子里面吗？
Do you see that? In the thing?
你到底在想什么？
What were you thinking? 你到底在想什么？
What were you thinking?
我那把两千块的枪 那可是我妈给我的礼物... What were you thinking?
我那把两千块的枪 那可是我妈给我的礼物...
My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift... 我那把两千块的枪 那可是我妈给我的礼物...
My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift...
你就这样丢到车旁边 如果他们到湖里打捞怎么办？ My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift...
你就这样丢到车旁边 如果他们到湖里打捞怎么办？
...you threw next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? 你就这样丢到车旁边 如果他们到湖里打捞怎么办？
...you threw next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake?
你想他们会不会找到我的手枪？ ...you threw next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake?
你想他们会不会找到我的手枪？
You think they'll find my pistol? 你想他们会不会找到我的手枪？
You think they'll find my pistol?
拜托，去查字典里面傻瓜这个词 你知道你会看到什么吗？ You think they'll find my pistol?
拜托，去查字典里面傻瓜这个词 你知道你会看到什么吗？
Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? 拜托，去查字典里面傻瓜这个词 你知道你会看到什么吗？
-我的照片？ -不是... Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
-我的照片？ -不是...
A picture of me? No... -我的照片？ -不是...
A picture of me? No...
是傻瓜的定义 也就是你这种人 A picture of me? No...
是傻瓜的定义 也就是你这种人
...the definition of the word "idiot," which you fucking are. 是傻瓜的定义 也就是你这种人
...the definition of the word "idiot," which you fucking are.
混蛋客户
Bitch client. 混蛋客户
Bitch client.
雇用我，害我目睹谋杀案 Bitch client.
雇用我，害我目睹谋杀案
Hires me, has me witness a murder. 雇用我，害我目睹谋杀案
Hires me, has me witness a murder.
-有干的毛巾吗？这条湿掉了 -没有 Hires me, has me witness a murder.
-有干的毛巾吗？这条湿掉了 -没有
Can I use a dry towel? This towel's wet. No. -有干的毛巾吗？这条湿掉了 -没有
Can I use a dry towel? This towel's wet. No.
-这条毛巾湿掉了 -毛巾是拿来擦座椅的 Can I use a dry towel? This towel's wet. No.
-这条毛巾湿掉了 -毛巾是拿来擦座椅的
This towel is wet. The towel is for the seat. -这条毛巾湿掉了 -毛巾是拿来擦座椅的
This towel is wet. The towel is for the seat.
那是拿来擦你鞋子的 结果你拿来给我擦脸？ This towel is wet. The towel is for the seat.
那是拿来擦你鞋子的 结果你拿来给我擦脸？
This was for your shoes. You handed it to me for my face? 那是拿来擦你鞋子的 结果你拿来给我擦脸？
This was for your shoes. You handed it to me for my face?
-这是湿的，我可以用干的...？ -脏掉了，不行 This was for your shoes. You handed it to me for my face?
-这是湿的，我可以用干的...？ -脏掉了，不行
This is wet. Can I use a dry...? It's dirty. No. -这是湿的，我可以用干的...？ -脏掉了，不行
This is wet. Can I use a dry...? It's dirty. No.
-那我可以...？ -不行，不要再碎碎念了 This is wet. Can I use a dry...? It's dirty. No.
-那我可以...？ -不行，不要再碎碎念了
Can l...? No. Stop dripping. -那我可以...？ -不行，不要再碎碎念了
Can l...? No. Stop dripping.
你的演技最好有进步
Shit better be improving your acting. 你的演技最好有进步
Shit better be improving your acting.
-出去 -枪的事情我很抱歉
Get out. Sorry about the gun. -出去 -枪的事情我很抱歉
Get out. Sorry about the gun.
随便啦，出去 Get out. Sorry about the gun.
随便啦，出去
Whatever. Out. 随便啦，出去
Whatever. Out.
快走，祝你睡不好
Go. Sleep badly. 快走，祝你睡不好
Go. Sleep badly.
有问题的话 尽量别打电话给我
Any questions, hesitate to call. 有问题的话 尽量别打电话给我
Any questions, hesitate to call.
-是“睡不安” -什么？ Any questions, hesitate to call.
-是“睡不安” -什么？
Bad. Excuse me? -是“睡不安” -什么？
Bad. Excuse me?
你应该说睡不安 Bad. Excuse me?
你应该说睡不安
Sleep bad. 你应该说睡不安
Sleep bad.
不然听起来会像是 睡觉本身是不好... Sleep bad.
不然听起来会像是 睡觉本身是不好...
Otherwise, it seems like the mechanism that allows sleep... 不然听起来会像是 睡觉本身是不好...
Otherwise, it seems like the mechanism that allows sleep...
什么啊？两个不是一样的意思吗？ 你的国语谁教的啊？快消失 Otherwise, it seems like the mechanism that allows sleep...
什么啊？两个不是一样的意思吗？ 你的国语谁教的啊？快消失
What, fuckhead? "Badly" is an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Out. Vanish. 什么啊？两个不是一样的意思吗？ 你的国语谁教的啊？快消失
What, fuckhead? "Badly" is an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Out. Vanish.
-我再打电话给你 -去死吧
I'll give you a buzz. Die. -我再打电话给你 -去死吧
I'll give you a buzz. Die.
没关系，不用跟我道歉啦
That's all right, don't apologize. 没关系，不用跟我道歉啦
That's all right, don't apologize.
-谁跟你道歉，你忘了这个 -喔，谢谢 That's all right, don't apologize.
-谁跟你道歉，你忘了这个 -喔，谢谢
Blow me. You forgot this. Oh, thanks. -谁跟你道歉，你忘了这个 -喔，谢谢
Blow me. You forgot this. Oh, thanks.
-哈啰？ -我要找哈利拉克哈特
Hello? I'm trying to locate Harry Lockhart. -哈啰？ -我要找哈利拉克哈特
Hello? I'm trying to locate Harry Lockhart.
-我就是 -我是凯尔警探 Hello? I'm trying to locate Harry Lockhart.
-我就是 -我是凯尔警探
Speaking. I'm detective Sgt. Kale. -我就是 -我是凯尔警探
Speaking. I'm detective Sgt. Kale.
我可以问你几个问题吗？ Speaking. I'm detective Sgt. Kale.
我可以问你几个问题吗？
Mind answering a question or two? 我可以问你几个问题吗？
Mind answering a question or two?
当然可以 问吧，警官 Mind answering a question or two?
当然可以 问吧，警官
Of course, no problem. Fire away, officer. 当然可以 问吧，警官
Of course, no problem. Fire away, officer.
你认识一个叫做 哈梦妮费斯兰恩的女人吗？ Of course, no problem. Fire away, officer.
你认识一个叫做 哈梦妮费斯兰恩的女人吗？
Are you familiar with a woman by the name of Harmony Faith Lane? 你认识一个叫做 哈梦妮费斯兰恩的女人吗？
我认识，怎么了...？ Are you familiar with a woman by the name of Harmony Faith Lane?
我认识，怎么了...？
Yeah, what's this...? 我认识，怎么了...？
Yeah, what's this...?
你最近有把电话给蓝恩小姐吗？ Yeah, what's this...?
你最近有把电话给蓝恩小姐吗？
Are you aware of giving your number to Miss Lane recently? 你最近有把电话给蓝恩小姐吗？
Are you aware of giving your number to Miss Lane recently?
-比如说写在纸上给她？ -没有 Are you aware of giving your number to Miss Lane recently?
-比如说写在纸上给她？ -没有
On a slip of paper, perhaps? No. -比如说写在纸上给她？ -没有
On a slip of paper, perhaps? No.
-你确定吗？ -或许她有我的号码，怎么了？ On a slip of paper, perhaps? No.
-你确定吗？ -或许她有我的号码，怎么了？
Are you syre? Well, maybe she had my number. Why? -你确定吗？ -或许她有我的号码，怎么了？
Are you syre? Well, maybe she had my number. Why?
依据法律，我们必须把自杀 当做谋杀案件来处理 Are you syre? Well, maybe she had my number. Why?
依据法律，我们必须把自杀 当做谋杀案件来处理
We 're required by law to treat every suicdie as a potential homicide. 依据法律，我们必须把自杀 当做谋杀案件来处理
哈梦妮蓝恩开枪自杀，先生 We 're required by law to treat every suicdie as a potential homicide.
哈梦妮蓝恩开枪自杀，先生
Harmony Lane shot herself, sir. 哈梦妮蓝恩开枪自杀，先生
Harmony Lane shot herself, sir.
-自杀？ -是的... Harmony Lane shot herself, sir.
-自杀？ -是的...
Suicide? Yes... -自杀？ -是的...
Suicide? Yes...
哈啰？ Suicide? Yes...
哈啰？
Hello? 哈啰？
Hello?
哈啰？ Hello?
哈啰？
Hello? 哈啰？
Hello?
-我真该死 -天啊
I'll be goddamned. Jesus. -我真该死 -天啊
I'll be goddamned. Jesus.
不要怪自己，听着...
Don't blame yourself. Listen... 不要怪自己，听着...
Don't blame yourself. Listen...
-有些事情会发生... -是有原因的 Don't blame yourself. Listen...
-有些事情会发生... -是有原因的
...sometimes these things just happen... For a reason. -有些事情会发生... -是有原因的
...sometimes these things just happen... For a reason.
有原因？干！ ...sometimes these things just happen... For a reason.
有原因？干！
For a reason? Fuck that. 有原因？干！
For a reason? Fuck that.
为什么？因为我从大楼上掉下来？ 还是因为巴尔地摩有10个人...
Why? Because I fall off a building, 10 people in Baltimore... 为什么？因为我从大楼上掉下来？ 还是因为巴尔地摩有10个人...
Why? Because I fall off a building, 10 people in Baltimore...
车祸大难不死？ Why? Because I fall off a building, 10 people in Baltimore...
车祸大难不死？
...survive a bus crash? 车祸大难不死？
...survive a bus crash?
他们在巴尔地摩过的很快活 而我躺在这里脑筋一片空白 ...survive a bus crash?
他们在巴尔地摩过的很快活 而我躺在这里脑筋一片空白
Swell, they' re enjoying Baltimore. I' m lying here with my brains out. 他们在巴尔地摩过的很快活 而我躺在这里脑筋一片空白
Swell, they' re enjoying Baltimore. I' m lying here with my brains out.
我去过巴尔地摩，你赢了
I've been to Baltimore, you win. 我去过巴尔地摩，你赢了
I've been to Baltimore, you win.
听着...
Listen... 听着...
Listen...
-我很遗憾，我得走了 -好
...I'm really sorry. I gotta go. Yeah. -我很遗憾，我得走了 -好
...I'm really sorry. I gotta go. Yeah.
我要走了
I gotta go. 我要走了
I gotta go.
我得走了
I have to go. 我得走了
I have to go.
杰拿洛，品酒的纯粹满足
Genaros. Pyre drinking pleasyre. 杰拿洛，品酒的纯粹满足
Genaros. Pyre drinking pleasyre.
我喜欢杰拿洛 不过我懂什么？我只是只熊 Genaros. Pyre drinking pleasyre.
我喜欢杰拿洛 不过我懂什么？我只是只熊
I prefer Genaros. but what do I know? I'm a bear. 我喜欢杰拿洛 不过我懂什么？我只是只熊
I prefer Genaros. but what do I know? I'm a bear.
只懂得低头找鱼吃 I prefer Genaros. but what do I know? I'm a bear.
只懂得低头找鱼吃
I suck the heads off fish. 只懂得低头找鱼吃
I suck the heads off fish.
杰拿洛
Genaros. 杰拿洛
Genaros.
我很累、很愤怒 比茱巴莉摩儿在乡村俱乐部里还湿
I was tired. I was pissed. I was wether than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club. 我很累、很愤怒 比茱巴莉摩儿在乡村俱乐部里还湿
我需要泡个热水澡 躺在温暖的床上 I was tired. I was pissed. I was wether than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club.
我需要泡个热水澡 躺在温暖的床上
I needed a hot bath, a warm bed. 我需要泡个热水澡 躺在温暖的床上
I needed a hot bath, a warm bed.
可是这个晚上还没结束呢
but the night had other plans for me. 可是这个晚上还没结束呢
but the night had other plans for me.
-是吗？ -我拿到《网路侦探》了 but the night had other plans for me.
-是吗？ -我拿到《网路侦探》了
Oh, you did? I got the Cyber Agent. -是吗？ -我拿到《网路侦探》了
Oh, you did? I got the Cyber Agent.
-你拿到《网路侦探》啦 -有好多很炫的武器 Oh, you did? I got the Cyber Agent.
-你拿到《网路侦探》啦 -有好多很炫的武器
You got the Cyber Agent. It has all the cool weapons. -你拿到《网路侦探》啦 -有好多很炫的武器
You got the Cyber Agent. It has all the cool weapons.
你还有《未来战警》 You got the Cyber Agent. It has all the cool weapons.
你还有《未来战警》
You got Protocop coming too. 你还有《未来战警》
You got Protocop coming too.
现在会更有价值 因为我想他已经瘫喝了 You got Protocop coming too.
现在会更有价值 因为我想他已经瘫喝了
It's gonna be worth more too because I think he's, like, paralyzed now. 现在会更有价值 因为我想他已经瘫喝了
It's gonna be worth more too because I think he's, like, paralyzed now.
该死！
Son of a bitch! 该死！
Son of a bitch!
你们看，我忘了强尼 他的剧情总是一体两面，记得吗？ Son of a bitch!
你们看，我忘了强尼 他的剧情总是一体两面，记得吗？
See, I forgot, old Jonny, he always had two cases. Remember? 你们看，我忘了强尼 他的剧情总是一体两面，记得吗？
你还好吗？ See, I forgot, old Jonny, he always had two cases. Remember?
你还好吗？
How are you? 你还好吗？
How are you?
嘿 How are you?
嘿
Hey. 嘿
Hey.
她死了，哈利
She's gone, Harry. 她死了，哈利
She's gone, Harry.
-嗯 -她死了 She's gone, Harry.
-嗯 -她死了
Yeah. She's gone. -嗯 -她死了
Yeah. She's gone.
我知道，谁？ Yeah. She's gone.
我知道，谁？
I know. Who? 我知道，谁？
I know. Who?
她不只偷了你的信用卡 还有身分证
Fact is, she stole not only your credit card, but your ID. 她不只偷了你的信用卡 还有身分证
Fact is, she stole not only your credit card, but your ID.
我们很抱歉之前有点搞错状况 Fact is, she stole not only your credit card, but your ID.
我们很抱歉之前有点搞错状况
We' re very sorry about the mix-up on our part. 我们很抱歉之前有点搞错状况
We' re very sorry about the mix-up on our part.
你愿意指认这个女人是你的... We' re very sorry about the mix-up on our part.
你愿意指认这个女人是你的...
So are you willing to positively identify this woman as your... 你愿意指认这个女人是你的...
So are you willing to positively identify this woman as your...
-我的妹妹！对！ -你妹妹之前在这里？ So are you willing to positively identify this woman as your...
-我的妹妹！对！ -你妹妹之前在这里？
My sister! Yes! Your sister was here? -我的妹妹！对！ -你妹妹之前在这里？
My sister! Yes! Your sister was here?
天啊！ 我们好几年没讲话了 My sister! Yes! Your sister was here?
天啊！ 我们好几年没讲话了
Oh, God! God, we haven't spoken in years. 天啊！ 我们好几年没讲话了
Oh, God! God, we haven't spoken in years.
她一直都不原谅我抛下她一人 Oh, God! God, we haven't spoken in years.
她一直都不原谅我抛下她一人
She's never forgiven me for leaving her all alone. 她一直都不原谅我抛下她一人
She's never forgiven me for leaving her all alone.
-我去拿毯子给你 -我不要毯子！ She's never forgiven me for leaving her all alone.
-我去拿毯子给你 -我不要毯子！
I'm just gonna get you a blanket. I don't want a blanket! -我去拿毯子给你 -我不要毯子！
I'm just gonna get you a blanket. I don't want a blanket!
-可是你在发抖 -我不在乎！ I'm just gonna get you a blanket. I don't want a blanket!
-可是你在发抖 -我不在乎！
But you're shivering. I don't care! -可是你在发抖 -我不在乎！
But you're shivering. I don't care!
你吓到我了 放轻松一点好吗？ But you're shivering. I don't care!
你吓到我了 放轻松一点好吗？
You're freaking me out. Will you relax, okay? 你吓到我了 放轻松一点好吗？
You're freaking me out. Will you relax, okay?
-天啊 -我好高兴看到你没事... You're freaking me out. Will you relax, okay?
-天啊 -我好高兴看到你没事...
Oh, God. I'm so glad that you're okay... -天啊 -我好高兴看到你没事...
Oh, God. I'm so glad that you're okay...
可是现在你让我更紧张了 坐下 Oh, God. I'm so glad that you're okay...
可是现在你让我更紧张了 坐下
...but now, I don't know, you're making me more nervous. Sit down. 可是现在你让我更紧张了 坐下
...but now, I don't know, you're making me more nervous. Sit down.
-好 -告诉我发生什么事 ...but now, I don't know, you're making me more nervous. Sit down.
-好 -告诉我发生什么事
Okay. Tell me what happened. -好 -告诉我发生什么事
Okay. Tell me what happened.
昨天珍娜跑到我家去，哈利 Okay. Tell me what happened.
昨天珍娜跑到我家去，哈利
Yesterday, Jenna, she got into my house, Harry. 昨天珍娜跑到我家去，哈利
她一定是破产了吧 我也不知道 Yesterday, Jenna, she got into my house, Harry.
她一定是破产了吧 我也不知道
She must have been broke, I don't know. 她一定是破产了吧 我也不知道
She must have been broke, I don't know.
她刷卡刷了两百块 持加州的身分证，天知道还有什么 She must have been broke, I don't know.
她刷卡刷了两百块 持加州的身分证，天知道还有什么
She swiped 200 bucks, a credit card, California ID, God knows what else. 她刷卡刷了两百块 持加州的身分证，天知道还有什么
She swiped 200 bucks, a credit card, California ID, God knows what else.
-对 -天啊 She swiped 200 bucks, a credit card, California ID, God knows what else.
-对 -天啊
Right. Oh, God. -对 -天啊
Right. Oh, God.
-不要再说谎了，哈利 -对 Right. Oh, God.
-不要再说谎了，哈利 -对
No more lies, Harry. No. -不要再说谎了，哈利 -对
No more lies, Harry. No.
对 No more lies, Harry. No.
对
No. 对
No.
你是侦探吗？ No.
你是侦探吗？
Are you a detective? 你是侦探吗？
Are you a detective?
-你是侦探吗？ -是谁告诉你的？
Are you a detective? Who told you that? -你是侦探吗？ -是谁告诉你的？
Are you a detective? Who told you that?
芙莉卡，芙莉卡 我的朋友，她跟我说的 Are you a detective? Who told you that?
芙莉卡，芙莉卡 我的朋友，她跟我说的
Flicka. Flicka. You know, my friend? She told me. 芙莉卡，芙莉卡 我的朋友，她跟我说的
Flicka. Flicka. You know, my friend? She told me.
她说你是个侦探 Flicka. Flicka. You know, my friend? She told me.
她说你是个侦探
She told me you were a detective. 她说你是个侦探
She told me you were a detective.
-如果是的话，我需要你的帮忙 -这个嘛... She told me you were a detective.
-如果是的话，我需要你的帮忙 -这个嘛...
If you are, then I really need your help. Well... -如果是的话，我需要你的帮忙 -这个嘛...
If you are, then I really need your help. Well...
杯子空了，蜜糖 If you are, then I really need your help. Well...
杯子空了，蜜糖
That's empty, honey. 杯子空了，蜜糖
That's empty, honey.
好，我知道听起来很夸张 哈利，听着 That's empty, honey.
好，我知道听起来很夸张 哈利，听着
Okay, I know this sounds crazy, Harry, but listen. Okay. Okay. 好，我知道听起来很夸张 哈利，听着
-我妹住在这里好一阵子... -哈梦妮的妹妹死了，怎么搞的？ Okay, I know this sounds crazy, Harry, but listen. Okay. Okay.
-我妹住在这里好一阵子... -哈梦妮的妹妹死了，怎么搞的？
My sister's been living out here... Harmony's sister, dead. What the hell? -我妹住在这里好一阵子... -哈梦妮的妹妹死了，怎么搞的？
My sister's been living out here... Harmony's sister, dead. What the hell?
她在这干嘛？ 先是湖边的女人，现在又是她妹 My sister's been living out here... Harmony's sister, dead. What the hell?
她在这干嘛？ 先是湖边的女人，现在又是她妹
What was she even doing here? the lady in the lake, now the sister. 她在这干嘛？ 先是湖边的女人，现在又是她妹
三小时内出现两具尸体 我疯了吗？这是不正常的，对吧？ What was she even doing here? the lady in the lake, now the sister.
三小时内出现两具尸体 我疯了吗？这是不正常的，对吧？
this was two corpses in three hours. Am I crazy? that's unusual, right? 三小时内出现两具尸体 我疯了吗？这是不正常的，对吧？
this was two corpses in three hours. Am I crazy? that's unusual, right?
对，现在回想起来 我应该告诉她... this was two corpses in three hours. Am I crazy? that's unusual, right?
对，现在回想起来 我应该告诉她...
Yeah, looking back, I maybe should've told her... 对，现在回想起来 我应该告诉她...
Yeah, looking back, I maybe should've told her...
我不是奶头...侦探 Yeah, looking back, I maybe should've told her...
我不是奶头...侦探
...I wasn 't really a nipple... Detective. 我不是奶头...侦探
...I wasn 't really a nipple... Detective.
侦探，抱歉 我应该说的，可是她一直讲不停 ...I wasn 't really a nipple... Detective.
侦探，抱歉 我应该说的，可是她一直讲不停
Detective. Sorry. I should've said something, but she wouldn 't shut up. 侦探，抱歉 我应该说的，可是她一直讲不停
Detective. Sorry. I should've said something, but she wouldn 't shut up.
我被她偷的信用卡刷爆了 Detective. Sorry. I should've said something, but she wouldn 't shut up.
我被她偷的信用卡刷爆了
The card she stole from me was maxed out. 我被她偷的信用卡刷爆了
The card she stole from me was maxed out.
就在她死之前，她刷了超过 两千美金，很怪吧？ The card she stole from me was maxed out.
就在她死之前，她刷了超过 两千美金，很怪吧？
Right before she died, she charged over $2000 on it. That's weird, isn't it? 就在她死之前，她刷了超过 两千美金，很怪吧？
山卓恩什么的 混帐公司！还有... Right before she died, she charged over $2000 on it. That's weird, isn't it?
山卓恩什么的 混帐公司！还有...
Sentron something. Some bullshit company! Plus... 山卓恩什么的 混帐公司！还有...
Sentron something. Some bullshit company! Plus...
很重要喔，哈利 她那天吃了避孕药 Sentron something. Some bullshit company! Plus...
很重要喔，哈利 她那天吃了避孕药
Red flag, Harry. She took her birth control pill for the day. 很重要喔，哈利 她那天吃了避孕药
Red flag, Harry. She took her birth control pill for the day.
自杀的人干嘛还要吃避孕药？ Red flag, Harry. She took her birth control pill for the day.
自杀的人干嘛还要吃避孕药？
Why would she even bother with the pill, huh? 自杀的人干嘛还要吃避孕药？
Why would she even bother with the pill, huh?
她是被谋杀的，哈利 她被谋杀，她是被谋杀的 Why would she even bother with the pill, huh?
她是被谋杀的，哈利 她被谋杀，她是被谋杀的
She was murdered, Harry. She was murdered. She was murdered. 她是被谋杀的，哈利 她被谋杀，她是被谋杀的
She was murdered, Harry. She was murdered. She was murdered.
蜜糖，好 放轻松、放松，好，放松 She was murdered, Harry. She was murdered. She was murdered.
蜜糖，好 放轻松、放松，好，放松
Honey, all right. Relax, relax, relax. Okay, relax. 蜜糖，好 放轻松、放松，好，放松
Honey, all right. Relax, relax, relax. Okay, relax.
你会帮我吗，哈利？ Honey, all right. Relax, relax, relax. Okay, relax.
你会帮我吗，哈利？
Are you gonna help me, Harry? 你会帮我吗，哈利？
Are you gonna help me, Harry?
-我得看一下行程... -如果你不帮我... Are you gonna help me, Harry?
-我得看一下行程... -如果你不帮我...
I gotta check my schedule... If you're not gonna help me... -我得看一下行程... -如果你不帮我...
I gotta check my schedule... If you're not gonna help me...
那我就得去找别人帮忙 I gotta check my schedule... If you're not gonna help me...
那我就得去找别人帮忙
...I need to get out of here, find someone that'll help me. 那我就得去找别人帮忙
...I need to get out of here, find someone that'll help me.
-我得看一下我的行程 -你可以帮我吗？ ...I need to get out of here, find someone that'll help me.
-我得看一下我的行程 -你可以帮我吗？
I just gotta check my schedule. Can you help me? -我得看一下我的行程 -你可以帮我吗？
I just gotta check my schedule. Can you help me?
如果你不帮我 我得去找别人！ I just gotta check my schedule. Can you help me?
如果你不帮我 我得去找别人！
If you're not gonna help me, I need to find somebody else! 如果你不帮我 我得去找别人！
If you're not gonna help me, I need to find somebody else!
-我的案子还... -哈利，谢谢你 If you're not gonna help me, I need to find somebody else!
-我的案子还... -哈利，谢谢你
My caseload is pretty... Oh, Harry, thank you. -我的案子还... -哈利，谢谢你
My caseload is pretty... Oh, Harry, thank you.
恶心的家伙，过来
Yuck, come on. 恶心的家伙，过来
Yuck, come on.
-没事，我什么都没做 -你在干嘛？
It was nothing. I didn't do anything. What are you doing? -没事，我什么都没做 -你在干嘛？
It was nothing. I didn't do anything. What are you doing?
-我什么都没做 -你刚刚抓我的胸部 It was nothing. I didn't do anything. What are you doing?
-我什么都没做 -你刚刚抓我的胸部
I didn't do anything. You were grabbing my tit. -我什么都没做 -你刚刚抓我的胸部
I didn't do anything. You were grabbing my tit.
没有，是蜘蛛 刚刚有一只大蜘蛛在这 I didn't do anything. You were grabbing my tit.
没有，是蜘蛛 刚刚有一只大蜘蛛在这
No, there was a spider. There was a big spider. 没有，是蜘蛛 刚刚有一只大蜘蛛在这
No, there was a spider. There was a big spider.
-拜托 -我发誓 No, there was a spider. There was a big spider.
-拜托 -我发誓
Oh, please, whatever. I swear to God. -拜托 -我发誓
Oh, please, whatever. I swear to God.
我会找到他的，找到那只蜘蛛 你在哪儿？这个恶心的家伙 Oh, please, whatever. I swear to God.
我会找到他的，找到那只蜘蛛 你在哪儿？这个恶心的家伙
Look, I'll find it. I'll find the thing. Where are you? Fuzzy little bitch. 我会找到他的，找到那只蜘蛛 你在哪儿？这个恶心的家伙
-算了，我相信你 -你才不相信我呢 Look, I'll find it. I'll find the thing. Where are you? Fuzzy little bitch.
-算了，我相信你 -你才不相信我呢
Whatever. It's okay, I believe you. Clearly, you don't. -算了，我相信你 -你才不相信我呢
Whatever. It's okay, I believe you. Clearly, you don't.
哈利，你抓了我的胸部又怎样 这就是人生，没什么大不了的 Whatever. It's okay, I believe you. Clearly, you don't.
哈利，你抓了我的胸部又怎样 这就是人生，没什么大不了的
Look, Harry, you grabbed my tit. It's life, all right? It's no biggie. 哈利，你抓了我的胸部又怎样 这就是人生，没什么大不了的
Look, Harry, you grabbed my tit. It's life, all right? It's no biggie.
没什么大不了？男人碰你胸部 “这是人生，没什么大不了”？
No biggie? Guy grabs your tit, "That's life, no biggie"? 没什么大不了？男人碰你胸部 “这是人生，没什么大不了”？
No biggie? Guy grabs your tit, "That's life, no biggie"?
这是什么话？ No biggie? Guy grabs your tit, "That's life, no biggie"?
这是什么话？
I mean, what kind of talk is that? 这是什么话？
I mean, what kind of talk is that?
你说啊，那是什么话？ 我真是不敢相信 I mean, what kind of talk is that?
你说啊，那是什么话？ 我真是不敢相信
No, you tell me. What kind of talk is that? I can't believe you. 你说啊，那是什么话？ 我真是不敢相信
No, you tell me. What kind of talk is that? I can't believe you.
我真是不敢相信你会有这种反应... No, you tell me. What kind of talk is that? I can't believe you.
我真是不敢相信你会有这种反应...
I can't believe that that's the reaction that... 我真是不敢相信你会有这种反应...
I can't believe that that's the reaction that...
看到没？
See there? 看到没？
See there?
看到了 See there?
看到了
Yeah. 看到了
Yeah.
-我相信你 -好 Yeah.
-我相信你 -好
I trust you. Right. -我相信你 -好
I trust you. Right.
你是怎么搞的？我放你一马耶 你的确是什么都没做啊 I trust you. Right.
你是怎么搞的？我放你一马耶 你的确是什么都没做啊
What is your problem? I'm letting you off the hook. You didn't do anything. 你是怎么搞的？我放你一马耶 你的确是什么都没做啊
What is your problem? I'm letting you off the hook. You didn't do anything.
不对，你以为我做了 What is your problem? I'm letting you off the hook. You didn't do anything.
不对，你以为我做了
No, but you thought I did. 不对，你以为我做了
No, but you thought I did.
你懂不懂？我很难摆脱嫌疑 因为这发生在我家，懂吗？ No, but you thought I did.
你懂不懂？我很难摆脱嫌疑 因为这发生在我家，懂吗？
Do you get it? I'm on the hook. The hook is my home. Do you understand? 你懂不懂？我很难摆脱嫌疑 因为这发生在我家，懂吗？
Do you get it? I'm on the hook. The hook is my home. Do you understand?
听我说，我抓了你的胸部 这是很严重的！
Listen to me. I grab your tit, it's a fucking biggie! 听我说，我抓了你的胸部 这是很严重的！
虽然我是被误解 但我的意思是... Listen to me. I grab your tit, it's a fucking biggie!
虽然我是被误解 但我的意思是...
That came out wrong. But what I'm saying is... 虽然我是被误解 但我的意思是...
That came out wrong. But what I'm saying is...
你这样一副“没关系 反正大家都这样”的样子 That came out wrong. But what I'm saying is...
你这样一副“没关系 反正大家都这样”的样子
...you act like, "Oops, it's an okay lapse. You know, everybody does it." 你这样一副“没关系 反正大家都这样”的样子
...you act like, "Oops, it's an okay lapse. You know, everybody does it."
你到底都跟哪种男人混啊？
What the fuck kind of guys you hang out with here? 你到底都跟哪种男人混啊？
What the fuck kind of guys you hang out with here?
你是那种女生吗？那种... What the fuck kind of guys you hang out with here?
你是那种女生吗？那种...
I mean, are you the kind of girl who like, you know? 你是那种女生吗？那种...
I mean, are you the kind of girl who like, you know?
怎样的女生，哈利？ I mean, are you the kind of girl who like, you know?
怎样的女生，哈利？
Who what, Harry? 怎样的女生，哈利？
Who what, Harry?
说啊
Who what? 说啊
Who what?
算了
Forget it. 算了
Forget it.
抱歉，放轻松 好好休息，好吗？
I'm sorry, just relax. Just get some rest, okay? 抱歉，放轻松 好好休息，好吗？
I'm sorry, just relax. Just get some rest, okay?
我们明天就开始查你的案子 好吗？ I'm sorry, just relax. Just get some rest, okay?
我们明天就开始查你的案子 好吗？
Okay, we'll start on your case tomorrow. All right? 我们明天就开始查你的案子 好吗？
-下午可以吗？ -都好，哈利 Okay, we'll start on your case tomorrow. All right?
-下午可以吗？ -都好，哈利
Afternoon good? Whatever, Harry. -下午可以吗？ -都好，哈利
Afternoon good? Whatever, Harry.
-我要走了 -好 Afternoon good? Whatever, Harry.
-我要走了 -好
I' m going. Okay. -我要走了 -好
I' m going. Okay.
-我要拿一些毛衣好吗？ -好，你想借什么就拿去 I' m going. Okay.
-我要拿一些毛衣好吗？ -好，你想借什么就拿去
I' m taking some sweats, all right? Y eah, anything you want to borrow. -我要拿一些毛衣好吗？ -好，你想借什么就拿去
I' m taking some sweats, all right? Y eah, anything you want to borrow.
-我会还给你 -好，抽屉里的都可以拿 I' m taking some sweats, all right? Y eah, anything you want to borrow.
-我会还给你 -好，抽屉里的都可以拿
I'll give them back. Yeah. Yeah, anything in the drawer. -我会还给你 -好，抽屉里的都可以拿
I'll give them back. Yeah. Yeah, anything in the drawer.
如果放在抽屉就都是干净的 I'll give them back. Yeah. Yeah, anything in the drawer.
如果放在抽屉就都是干净的
If it's in the drawer, it's clean. 如果放在抽屉就都是干净的
If it's in the drawer, it's clean.
晚安，哈利
Night, Harry. 晚安，哈利
Night, Harry.
哈利？
Harry? 哈利？
Harry?
这个...
This is... 这个...
This is...
-这真的很好 -不是吗？ This is...
-这真的很好 -不是吗？
This is really great. Isn't it? -这真的很好 -不是吗？
This is really great. Isn't it?
-我要走了 -好，回家好好休息 This is really great. Isn't it?
-我要走了 -好，回家好好休息
I'm leaving. Yeah, some nice rest. -我要走了 -好，回家好好休息
I'm leaving. Yeah, some nice rest.
再见 I'm leaving. Yeah, some nice rest.
再见
Bye. 再见
Bye.
完蛋了
Fuck off...! 完蛋了
Fuck off...!
什么？他们把她放回去？
Say again? They gave her back? 什么？他们把她放回去？
Say again? They gave her back?
对，她在我浴室里 我现在正瞪着她 Say again? They gave her back?
对，她在我浴室里 我现在正瞪着她
Yes. She's in my shower. I'm looking at her, for chrissake. 对，她在我浴室里 我现在正瞪着她
Yes. She's in my shower. I'm looking at her, for chrissake.
不可能啊 他们根本不认识你 Yes. She's in my shower. I'm looking at her, for chrissake.
不可能啊 他们根本不认识你
that's impossible. they don 't even know you. 不可能啊 他们根本不认识你
that's impossible. they don 't even know you.
没错，尸体不应该出现在这里 这一切都是梦，有侏儒出现 that's impossible. they don 't even know you.
没错，尸体不应该出现在这里 这一切都是梦，有侏儒出现
You' re right. The body can't be here. This is all a dream. There's Elmo the elf. 没错，尸体不应该出现在这里 这一切都是梦，有侏儒出现
-闭嘴！他们到底怎么进去的？ -我不知道啊 You' re right. The body can't be here. This is all a dream. There's Elmo the elf.
-闭嘴！他们到底怎么进去的？ -我不知道啊
shut up. How did they get in? I don't know. -闭嘴！他们到底怎么进去的？ -我不知道啊
shut up. How did they get in? I don't know.
我怎么会知道？ 大概是从逃生门进来的吧 shut up. How did they get in? I don't know.
我怎么会知道？ 大概是从逃生门进来的吧
How am I supposed to know? Fire escape, maybe. 我怎么会知道？ 大概是从逃生门进来的吧
How am I supposed to know? Fire escape, maybe.
好，慢慢来 我们得把她搬走，你有手套吗？ How am I supposed to know? Fire escape, maybe.
好，慢慢来 我们得把她搬走，你有手套吗？
Okay, first things first. We gotta move her somewhere. You got gloves? 好，慢慢来 我们得把她搬走，你有手套吗？
Okay, first things first. We gotta move her somewhere. You got gloves?
-什么？ -手套，你有手套吗？ Okay, first things first. We gotta move her somewhere. You got gloves?
-什么？ -手套，你有手套吗？
Excyse me? Gloves. Do you have gloves? -什么？ -手套，你有手套吗？
Excyse me? Gloves. Do you have gloves?
你得把她移走，如果有人要设计你 他们已经打电话给警察了 Excyse me? Gloves. Do you have gloves?
你得把她移走，如果有人要设计你 他们已经打电话给警察了
You have to move her. If it's a frame-up, some asshole's calling the cops on you. 你得把她移走，如果有人要设计你 他们已经打电话给警察了
You have to move her. If it's a frame-up, some asshole's calling the cops on you.
照着我说的做 把尸体用毯子或床单包起来 You have to move her. If it's a frame-up, some asshole's calling the cops on you.
照着我说的做 把尸体用毯子或床单包起来
Do this: Wrap up the body in a blanket, a sheet, anything. 照着我说的做 把尸体用毯子或床单包起来
Do this: Wrap up the body in a blanket, a sheet, anything.
-好，有特定要用哪种手套吗？ -有，只能用黄手套 Do this: Wrap up the body in a blanket, a sheet, anything.
-好，有特定要用哪种手套吗？ -有，只能用黄手套
Okay, any particular kind of gloves? Yes, fawn. -好，有特定要用哪种手套吗？ -有，只能用黄手套
Okay, any particular kind of gloves? Yes, fawn.
快一点好不好？ Okay, any particular kind of gloves? Yes, fawn.
快一点好不好？
Will you fucking hurry? 快一点好不好？
Will you fucking hurry?
-派瑞？ -怎样？ Will you fucking hurry?
-派瑞？ -怎样？
Perry? Yeah? -派瑞？ -怎样？
Perry? Yeah?
-我尿在上面了 -什么？你尿在什么上面？ Perry? Yeah?
-我尿在上面了 -什么？你尿在什么上面？
I peed on it. What? You peed on what? -我尿在上面了 -什么？你尿在什么上面？
I peed on it. What? You peed on what?
我尿在尸体上面 他们会从上面测到人的身分吗？ I peed on it. What? You peed on what?
我尿在尸体上面 他们会从上面测到人的身分吗？
I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that? 我尿在尸体上面 他们会从上面测到人的身分吗？
I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that?
-等一下，你说你尿在...？ -尸体上，我的问题是... I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that?
-等一下，你说你尿在...？ -尸体上，我的问题是...
I' m sorry, you peed on...? On the corpse. My question is... -等一下，你说你尿在...？ -尸体上，我的问题是...
I' m sorry, you peed on...? On the corpse. My question is...
不，先回答我的问题 I' m sorry, you peed on...? On the corpse. My question is...
不，先回答我的问题
No, my question. I get to go first. 不，先回答我的问题
No, my question. I get to go first.
为什么你会尿在一个尸体上面？ No, my question. I get to go first.
为什么你会尿在一个尸体上面？
Why in poo-perfect hell would you pee on a corpse? 为什么你会尿在一个尸体上面？
Why in poo-perfect hell would you pee on a corpse?
我又不是为了好玩这样做的 Why in poo-perfect hell would you pee on a corpse?
我又不是为了好玩这样做的
It's not like I did it for kicks. 我又不是为了好玩这样做的
It's not like I did it for kicks.
你说这种事情不会发生的 一切都是你的错！ It's not like I did it for kicks.
你说这种事情不会发生的 一切都是你的错！
You said this doesn't happen. This is your fault! 你说这种事情不会发生的 一切都是你的错！
You said this doesn't happen. This is your fault!
闭上嘴听我说 首先，我们得把尸体包起来 You said this doesn't happen. This is your fault!
闭上嘴听我说 首先，我们得把尸体包起来
Shut up and listen. First, we have to wrap the body. 闭上嘴听我说 首先，我们得把尸体包起来
Shut up and listen. First, we have to wrap the body.
然后你得找到枪 Shut up and listen. First, we have to wrap the body.
然后你得找到枪
Second, you've got to find the gun. 然后你得找到枪
Second, you've got to find the gun.
-跟着我一起说，“找到枪” -找到枪 Second, you've got to find the gun.
-跟着我一起说，“找到枪” -找到枪
Say this with me, "Find the gun." Find the gun. -跟着我一起说，“找到枪” -找到枪
Say this with me, "Find the gun." Find the gun.
该死，我把枪丢到湖里去了 Say this with me, "Find the gun." Find the gun.
该死，我把枪丢到湖里去了
Damn it, I threw it in the lake. 该死，我把枪丢到湖里去了
Damn it, I threw it in the lake.
不是我的枪啦，笨蛋 他们把尸体丢给你，这是陷阱 Damn it, I threw it in the lake.
不是我的枪啦，笨蛋 他们把尸体丢给你，这是陷阱
Not my gun, idiot. They dropped the body on you, it's a frame-up. 不是我的枪啦，笨蛋 他们把尸体丢给你，这是陷阱
Not my gun, idiot. They dropped the body on you, it's a frame-up.
他们一定也放了把枪 相信我，快点 Not my gun, idiot. They dropped the body on you, it's a frame-up.
他们一定也放了把枪 相信我，快点
Then they also have planted a gun, trust me. Move it. 他们一定也放了把枪 相信我，快点
Then they also have planted a gun, trust me. Move it.
我四分钟以内就会到 Then they also have planted a gun, trust me. Move it.
我四分钟以内就会到
I'll be there in four minutes. 我四分钟以内就会到
I'll be there in four minutes.
打电话的人说是714号房 好像是有激烈的争吵打斗声
Caller specified room 714, some sort of brawl or something. Violent. 打电话的人说是714号房 好像是有激烈的争吵打斗声
好，714房是拉克哈特 Caller specified room 714, some sort of brawl or something. Violent.
好，714房是拉克哈特
Yeah, 714. Lockhart. 好，714房是拉克哈特
Yeah, 714. Lockhart.
-我把钥匙拿给你们 -其实不是714，是514 Yeah, 714. Lockhart.
-我把钥匙拿给你们 -其实不是714，是514
Let me get you the key. Actually, it's not 714, it's 514. -我把钥匙拿给你们 -其实不是714，是514
Let me get you the key. Actually, it's not 714, it's 514.
我刚从上面下来 那间房真的很吵 Let me get you the key. Actually, it's not 714, it's 514.
我刚从上面下来 那间房真的很吵
I was just up there, and it's really noisy. 我刚从上面下来 那间房真的很吵
I was just up there, and it's really noisy.
-快拿钥匙吧 -吵得很凶 I was just up there, and it's really noisy.
-快拿钥匙吧 -吵得很凶
Let's get the key. Yep, pretty awful. -快拿钥匙吧 -吵得很凶
Let's get the key. Yep, pretty awful.
-不要接 -好
Don't answer that. Yeah, duh. -不要接 -好
Don't answer that. Yeah, duh.
-是那个吗？ -不是，这个尸体是...
That it? No, that's the corpse... -是那个吗？ -不是，这个尸体是...
That it? No, that's the corpse...
上个房客留下来的 That it? No, that's the corpse...
上个房客留下来的
...from the last guy who stayed here. 上个房客留下来的
...from the last guy who stayed here.
去死啦，有找到枪吗？ ...from the last guy who stayed here.
去死啦，有找到枪吗？
Fuck off. Was there a gun? 去死啦，有找到枪吗？
Fuck off. Was there a gun?
有，在这里 派瑞，有人要陷害我们，陷害我 Fuck off. Was there a gun?
有，在这里 派瑞，有人要陷害我们，陷害我
Yeah, it's right here. Perry, sons of bitches made us, made me. 有，在这里 派瑞，有人要陷害我们，陷害我
Yeah, it's right here. Perry, sons of bitches made us, made me.
我才进城两天，他们就知道 我的身分，知道我在哪儿 Yeah, it's right here. Perry, sons of bitches made us, made me.
我才进城两天，他们就知道 我的身分，知道我在哪儿
I'm in town for two days, they know who I am and where to find me. 我才进城两天，他们就知道 我的身分，知道我在哪儿
I'm in town for two days, they know who I am and where to find me.
-不可能 -对，太扯了，到后楼梯间去 I'm in town for two days, they know who I am and where to find me.
-不可能 -对，太扯了，到后楼梯间去
That's impossible. Yeah, it's totally nuts. Back stairway. -不可能 -对，太扯了，到后楼梯间去
That's impossible. Yeah, it's totally nuts. Back stairway.
我忘了跟你说，哈梦妮还活着 她觉得她妹是被谋杀的
I forgot to tell you, Harmony's alive. She thinks her sister was murdered. 我忘了跟你说，哈梦妮还活着 她觉得她妹是被谋杀的
-什么？ -算了 I forgot to tell you, Harmony's alive. She thinks her sister was murdered.
-什么？ -算了
Come again? Never mind. -什么？ -算了
Come again? Never mind.
（屋顶 通道）
今晚出现的这些人 他们突然发现有两个蠢蛋
See, these dudes tonight, they see two assholes out of nowhere. 今晚出现的这些人 他们突然发现有两个蠢蛋
See, these dudes tonight, they see two assholes out of nowhere.
-他们会怎么想？ -他们会以为我们知道什么内情 See, these dudes tonight, they see two assholes out of nowhere.
-他们会怎么想？ -他们会以为我们知道什么内情
What do they think? They think we know something. -他们会怎么想？ -他们会以为我们知道什么内情
What do they think? They think we know something.
他们慌了 得想办法把尸体跟证据处理掉 What do they think? They think we know something.
他们慌了 得想办法把尸体跟证据处理掉
They panic. They got a body, they've gotta dispose of the evidence. 他们慌了 得想办法把尸体跟证据处理掉
They panic. They got a body, they've gotta dispose of the evidence.
丢到我的浴室？ 拜托，你说这是现实生活耶 They panic. They got a body, they've gotta dispose of the evidence.
丢到我的浴室？ 拜托，你说这是现实生活耶
In my shower? Come on, you said real life. 丢到我的浴室？ 拜托，你说这是现实生活耶
In my shower? Come on, you said real life.
-他们在设计你，蠢蛋 -才没有，你闭嘴 In my shower? Come on, you said real life.
-他们在设计你，蠢蛋 -才没有，你闭嘴
They were setting you up, dummy. They're not setting me up. Shut up. -他们在设计你，蠢蛋 -才没有，你闭嘴
你每五分钟就改变说法 They were setting you up, dummy. They're not setting me up. Shut up.
你每五分钟就改变说法
You change your tune every five minutes. 你每五分钟就改变说法
You change your tune every five minutes.
-亲我 -什么？不要、不要 You change your tune every five minutes.
-亲我 -什么？不要、不要
Kiss me. What? No, no, no. -亲我 -什么？不要、不要
Kiss me. What? No, no, no.
看看那对“狗男男”
Check out Doris and Lucinda over here. 看看那对“狗男男”
Check out Doris and Lucinda over here.
这些课太烂了
These lessons suck. 这些课太烂了
These lessons suck.
我不上了！什么侦探 什么浮在湖面的尸体... These lessons suck.
我不上了！什么侦探 什么浮在湖面的尸体...
I quit. This is not being a detective. Corpses floating in lakes... 我不上了！什么侦探 什么浮在湖面的尸体...
I quit. This is not being a detective. Corpses floating in lakes...
还有互相亲来亲去的 这样不对，简直是大错特错 I quit. This is not being a detective. Corpses floating in lakes...
还有互相亲来亲去的 这样不对，简直是大错特错
...people kissing people. This is wrong. This is every shade of wrong. 还有互相亲来亲去的 这样不对，简直是大错特错
有人要解释一下给我听吗？ ...people kissing people. This is wrong. This is every shade of wrong.
有人要解释一下给我听吗？
Somebody wanna fill me in? 有人要解释一下给我听吗？
Somebody wanna fill me in?
她以为我是侦探 就将错就错
She thinks I'm a detective, so go along with it. 她以为我是侦探 就将错就错
She thinks I'm a detective, so go along with it.
-什么？ -不要耍我 She thinks I'm a detective, so go along with it.
-什么？ -不要耍我
What? Don't fuck me up. -什么？ -不要耍我
What? Don't fuck me up.
嘿
Hey. 嘿
Hey.
你知道有警察在找你吗，哈利？ Hey.
你知道有警察在找你吗，哈利？
Do you know the cops are looking for you, Harry? 你知道有警察在找你吗，哈利？
Do you know the cops are looking for you, Harry?
-是吗？ -对啊 Do you know the cops are looking for you, Harry?
-是吗？ -对啊
They are? Yeah. -是吗？ -对啊
They are? Yeah.
我让他们去别的房间了 我不知道还能怎么办 They are? Yeah.
我让他们去别的房间了 我不知道还能怎么办
I sent them to the wrong room. I didn't know what else to do. 我让他们去别的房间了 我不知道还能怎么办
I sent them to the wrong room. I didn't know what else to do.
你做的很好 派瑞跟我只是在... I sent them to the wrong room. I didn't know what else to do.
你做的很好 派瑞跟我只是在...
You did fine. Perry and I, we're just... 你做的很好 派瑞跟我只是在...
You did fine. Perry and I, we're just...
-嗨，派瑞 -我们只是在...玩个游戏 You did fine. Perry and I, we're just...
-嗨，派瑞 -我们只是在...玩个游戏
Hiya, Perry. We're just running, you know, a game. -嗨，派瑞 -我们只是在...玩个游戏
Hiya, Perry. We're just running, you know, a game.
派瑞，你说是什么游戏来着？ Hiya, Perry. We're just running, you know, a game.
派瑞，你说是什么游戏来着？
Perry, what do you call it? 派瑞，你说是什么游戏来着？
Perry, what do you call it?
就是把他们拉进来推出去的游戏 我们刚就在玩这个 Perry, what do you call it?
就是把他们拉进来推出去的游戏 我们刚就在玩这个
The old Bring Them In and Push Them Out. That's what we're doing. 就是把他们拉进来推出去的游戏 我们刚就在玩这个
怎么了？ The old Bring Them In and Push Them Out. That's what we're doing.
怎么了？
What's going on? 怎么了？
What's going on?
为什么你跟派瑞在使眼色？ What's going on?
为什么你跟派瑞在使眼色？
Why are you and Perry nacking on each other? 为什么你跟派瑞在使眼色？
Why are you and Perry nacking on each other?
我送她回家，让她相信 一，我们明天会讨论她的案子...
I sent her home believing, A, we 'd meet tomorrow to go over her case... 我送她回家，让她相信 一，我们明天会讨论她的案子...
还有二，我其实不是同志 I sent her home believing, A, we 'd meet tomorrow to go over her case...
还有二，我其实不是同志
...and, B, I wasn 't actually gay. 还有二，我其实不是同志
...and, B, I wasn 't actually gay.
不要问我怎么证明第二个事情的 ...and, B, I wasn 't actually gay.
不要问我怎么证明第二个事情的
Do not ask me how I did B. 不要问我怎么证明第二个事情的
Do not ask me how I did B.
我们把尸体留在那算了
Why didn't we just leave it there? 我们把尸体留在那算了
Why didn't we just leave it there?
动点脑筋，笨蛋 有人打电话报警说你房间有事... Why didn't we just leave it there?
动点脑筋，笨蛋 有人打电话报警说你房间有事...
Think, dummy. A 911call from your hotel room... 动点脑筋，笨蛋 有人打电话报警说你房间有事...
Think, dummy. A 911call from your hotel room...
结果外面突然就出现一具尸体？ 这个点子很糟 Think, dummy. A 911call from your hotel room...
结果外面突然就出现一具尸体？ 这个点子很糟
...all of a sudden, there's a corpse outside? Bad idea. 结果外面突然就出现一具尸体？ 这个点子很糟
...all of a sudden, there's a corpse outside? Bad idea.
说到糟糕的点子 你自己接起案子来是怎么回事？ ...all of a sudden, there's a corpse outside? Bad idea.
说到糟糕的点子 你自己接起案子来是怎么回事？
Speaking of bad ideas, what's this about you taking on your own case? 说到糟糕的点子 你自己接起案子来是怎么回事？
你做了那么多蠢事还不够啊？ Speaking of bad ideas, what's this about you taking on your own case?
你做了那么多蠢事还不够啊？
Of all the dipshit things to do. 你做了那么多蠢事还不够啊？
Of all the dipshit things to do.
那个女生是自杀的 Of all the dipshit things to do.
那个女生是自杀的
Killed herself, by the way. 那个女生是自杀的
Killed herself, by the way.
自杀 我帮你解决问题了 Killed herself, by the way.
自杀 我帮你解决问题了
Killed herself. I solved your case for you. 自杀 我帮你解决问题了
Killed herself. I solved your case for you.
-哈梦妮觉得... -我不在乎...听我说 Killed herself. I solved your case for you.
-哈梦妮觉得... -我不在乎...听我说
Harmony's convinced... I don't care about... Listen to me. -哈梦妮觉得... -我不在乎...听我说
Harmony's convinced... I don't care about... Listen to me.
-她妹是自杀的 -我知道了 Harmony's convinced... I don't care about... Listen to me.
-她妹是自杀的 -我知道了
Little sis punched her own ticket. Okay. Gotcha. -她妹是自杀的 -我知道了
Little sis punched her own ticket. Okay. Gotcha.
好了，前面看起来不错 该卸下行李了 Little sis punched her own ticket. Okay. Gotcha.
好了，前面看起来不错 该卸下行李了
All right, this looks good up ahead. Time to lose the luggage. 好了，前面看起来不错 该卸下行李了
All right, this looks good up ahead. Time to lose the luggage.
抱歉了，甜心
Sorry, sweetheart. 抱歉了，甜心
Sorry, sweetheart.
你不该有这种下场的 Sorry, sweetheart.
你不该有这种下场的
You deserved better. 你不该有这种下场的
You deserved better.
（第三天 小妹）
在我离开前 我送她去寄养家庭
Before I left, I got her into foster care. 在我离开前 我送她去寄养家庭
Before I left, I got her into foster care.
我没跟你说过他对她有多坏 我是说我爸 Before I left, I got her into foster care.
我没跟你说过他对她有多坏 我是说我爸
I've never told you just how awful he treated her. My dad, I'm talking about. 我没跟你说过他对她有多坏 我是说我爸
跟你说 我通常都会记笔记... I've never told you just how awful he treated her. My dad, I'm talking about.
跟你说 我通常都会记笔记...
I'll tell you what, I take notes, in general... 跟你说 我通常都会记笔记...
I'll tell you what, I take notes, in general...
所以说得越详细越好 I'll tell you what, I take notes, in general...
所以说得越详细越好
...so if you're just real specific, thorough and precise, that'll help. 所以说得越详细越好
我记得我只有对她说过一次谎 ...so if you're just real specific, thorough and precise, that'll help.
我记得我只有对她说过一次谎
I remember only lying to her one time. 我记得我只有对她说过一次谎
I remember only lying to her one time.
我说 I remember only lying to her one time.
我说
I said to her: 我说
I said to her:
“搞不好住在这里的那个人 不是你爸爸” I said to her:
“搞不好住在这里的那个人 不是你爸爸”
"Maybe the man who is living here is not your father." “搞不好住在这里的那个人 不是你爸爸”
"Maybe the man who is living here is not your father."
你跟你妹说她是被领养的？ "Maybe the man who is living here is not your father."
你跟你妹说她是被领养的？
You told your sister she was adopted, yeah? 你跟你妹说她是被领养的？
You told your sister she was adopted, yeah?
不是，我编的更棒
No, I did one better. 不是，我编的更棒
No, I did one better.
我跟她说 她真正的父亲是个演员... No, I did one better.
我跟她说 她真正的父亲是个演员...
I told her her real father was an actor... 我跟她说 她真正的父亲是个演员...
I told her her real father was an actor...
为了拍电影到镇上来 I told her her real father was an actor...
为了拍电影到镇上来
...who was in the movie that came through town. 为了拍电影到镇上来
...who was in the movie that came through town.
-强尼葛萨默... -强尼葛萨默的电影，对了 ...who was in the movie that came through town.
-强尼葛萨默... -强尼葛萨默的电影，对了
Jonny Gossamer... Jonny Gossamer movie. That's right. -强尼葛萨默... -强尼葛萨默的电影，对了
Jonny Gossamer... Jonny Gossamer movie. That's right.
我跟珍娜说有一天她会去好莱坞...
I told Jenna one day she'd go to Hollywood... 我跟珍娜说有一天她会去好莱坞...
I told Jenna one day she'd go to Hollywood...
然后跟她那知名的父亲相认 I told Jenna one day she'd go to Hollywood...
然后跟她那知名的父亲相认
...and she'd meet her famous, real father. 然后跟她那知名的父亲相认
...and she'd meet her famous, real father.
（1980年3月2号星期二 印第安那州安布利）
（洛杉矶电影拍摄小组 入侵安布利）
她相信了我说的话，哈利 所以她跑来找他
She believed me, Harry, and she came out here looking for him. 她相信了我说的话，哈利 所以她跑来找他
She believed me, Harry, and she came out here looking for him.
好，资讯已经很多了 我可以开始... She believed me, Harry, and she came out here looking for him.
好，资讯已经很多了 我可以开始...
Okay, this is a bunch. I can start my... 好，资讯已经很多了 我可以开始...
Okay, this is a bunch. I can start my...
-调查了 -谢谢 Okay, this is a bunch. I can start my...
-调查了 -谢谢
...process, I guess. Thank you. -调查了 -谢谢
...process, I guess. Thank you.
我要正式开始调查了 这是我的名片 ...process, I guess. Thank you.
我要正式开始调查了 这是我的名片
I'm on the case. Here is my card. 我要正式开始调查了 这是我的名片
I'm on the case. Here is my card.
（神奇哈洛） I'm on the case. Here is my card.
（神奇哈洛）
-这是具有魔力的名片，所以... -哇，神奇哈洛
It's a magic card, so... Wow, "the Amazing Harold." -这是具有魔力的名片，所以... -哇，神奇哈洛
It's a magic card, so... Wow, "the Amazing Harold."
-请说“阿伯卡达巴” -怎么了？有人告你吗？ It's a magic card, so... Wow, "the Amazing Harold."
-请说“阿伯卡达巴” -怎么了？有人告你吗？
Just say "abracadabra." What happened, somebody sue you? -请说“阿伯卡达巴” -怎么了？有人告你吗？
Just say "abracadabra." What happened, somebody sue you?
你以前把我砍成两半时 念的咒语是“阿拉卡参”
It used to be "alakazam" when you cut me in half. 你以前把我砍成两半时 念的咒语是“阿拉卡参”
It used to be "alakazam" when you cut me in half.
还有，我不是要挑毛病啦 不过以前是“伟大的哈洛” It used to be "alakazam" when you cut me in half.
还有，我不是要挑毛病啦 不过以前是“伟大的哈洛”
And, not to be picky, but it was "Harold the Great." 还有，我不是要挑毛病啦 不过以前是“伟大的哈洛”
And, not to be picky, but it was "Harold the Great."
不是，我以前是伟大 现在是神奇了，习惯一下新名称 And, not to be picky, but it was "Harold the Great."
不是，我以前是伟大 现在是神奇了，习惯一下新名称
No, I used to be great, now I'm amazing. Get with it. 不是，我以前是伟大 现在是神奇了，习惯一下新名称
No, I used to be great, now I'm amazing. Get with it.
嗨，是我 你有听到什么消息吗？
Hi, it's me. you hear anything? 嗨，是我 你有听到什么消息吗？
Hi, it's me. you hear anything?
没有，报纸上没写什么 所以... Hi, it's me. you hear anything?
没有，报纸上没写什么 所以...
No, there's nothing in the papers, so... 没有，报纸上没写什么 所以...
No, there's nothing in the papers, so...
我现在忙着调查哈梦妮的案子 No, there's nothing in the papers, so...
我现在忙着调查哈梦妮的案子
I'm busy working on Harmony's case. 我现在忙着调查哈梦妮的案子
I'm busy working on Harmony's case.
什么案子？不要管她了 I'm busy working on Harmony's case.
什么案子？不要管她了
Wtat case? Leave ter alone. 什么案子？不要管她了
Wtat case? Leave ter alone.
第五频道在播了，刚开始 待会儿打电话给我 Wtat case? Leave ter alone.
第五频道在播了，刚开始 待会儿打电话给我
News on Channel 5, just starting. Call me after. 第五频道在播了，刚开始 待会儿打电话给我
News on Channel 5, just starting. Call me after.
-接下来是一件变调的绑架案件 目前还不清楚为什么他的女儿...
a kidnapping gone wrong. It is unclear why his daughter... -接下来是一件变调的绑架案件 目前还不清楚为什么他的女儿...
a kidnapping gone wrong. It is unclear why his daughter...
会遭到谋杀... a kidnapping gone wrong. It is unclear why his daughter...
会遭到谋杀...
...was subsequently murdered or where... 会遭到谋杀...
...was subsequently murdered or where...
根据警方的说法 她被杀害之后弃尸 ...was subsequently murdered or where...
根据警方的说法 她被杀害之后弃尸
...for she was almost certainly killed and then moved, police sources say. 根据警方的说法 她被杀害之后弃尸
维若妮卡戴克斯特昨天下午失踪... ...for she was almost certainly killed and then moved, police sources say.
维若妮卡戴克斯特昨天下午失踪...
Veronica Dexter was reported missing yesterday afternoon... 维若妮卡戴克斯特昨天下午失踪...
Veronica Dexter was reported missing yesterday afternoon...
因为她未出现在机场迎接男友 Veronica Dexter was reported missing yesterday afternoon...
因为她未出现在机场迎接男友
...when she failed to greet her boyfriend at the airport. 因为她未出现在机场迎接男友
...when she failed to greet her boyfriend at the airport.
戴克斯特小姐最近刚成为头条人物 因为她从巴黎回国... ...when she failed to greet her boyfriend at the airport.
戴克斯特小姐最近刚成为头条人物 因为她从巴黎回国...
Miss Dexter recently made headlines when she returned from Paris... 戴克斯特小姐最近刚成为头条人物 因为她从巴黎回国...
Miss Dexter recently made headlines when she returned from Paris...
撤销对她父亲高达百万元的告诉... Miss Dexter recently made headlines when she returned from Paris...
撤销对她父亲高达百万元的告诉...
...and withdrew her multimillion-dollar lawsuit against her father... 撤销对她父亲高达百万元的告诉...
...and withdrew her multimillion-dollar lawsuit against her father...
她的父亲就是演员出身的大企业家 哈伦戴克斯特 ...and withdrew her multimillion-dollar lawsuit against her father...
她的父亲就是演员出身的大企业家 哈伦戴克斯特
...actor-turned-entrepreneur Harlan Dexter. 她的父亲就是演员出身的大企业家 哈伦戴克斯特
...actor-turned-entrepreneur Harlan Dexter.
戴克斯特先生就是 知名的戴克斯特诊所老板 ...actor-turned-entrepreneur Harlan Dexter.
戴克斯特先生就是 知名的戴克斯特诊所老板
Mr. Dexter owns the prestigious Dexter Clinic. 戴克斯特先生就是 知名的戴克斯特诊所老板
Mr. Dexter owns the prestigious Dexter Clinic.
他的太太于去年春天过世 女儿维若妮卡因此回国... Mr. Dexter owns the prestigious Dexter Clinic.
他的太太于去年春天过世 女儿维若妮卡因此回国...
His wife died last spring, prompting Veronica 's return to the U. S... 他的太太于去年春天过世 女儿维若妮卡因此回国...
同时跟父亲化解了多年的恩怨 His wife died last spring, prompting Veronica 's return to the U. S...
同时跟父亲化解了多年的恩怨
...and a father-daughter reconciliation following years of estrangement. 同时跟父亲化解了多年的恩怨
...and a father-daughter reconciliation following years of estrangement.
维若妮卡戴克斯特 昨天刚满25岁，保罗 ...and a father-daughter reconciliation following years of estrangement.
维若妮卡戴克斯特 昨天刚满25岁，保罗
Veronica Dexter, 25 years old yesterday. paul. 维若妮卡戴克斯特 昨天刚满25岁，保罗
Veronica Dexter, 25 years old yesterday. paul.
我们也在那个派对上 你是说...
We were just at that party. Are you telling me... 我们也在那个派对上 你是说...
We were just at that party. Are you telling me...
湖里的那个女孩 就是维若妮卡戴克斯特？ We were just at that party. Are you telling me...
湖里的那个女孩 就是维若妮卡戴克斯特？
...that the girl in the lake, that was Veronica Dexter? 湖里的那个女孩 就是维若妮卡戴克斯特？
...that the girl in the lake, that was Veronica Dexter?
身分证、身上的伤跟牙齿的检测 都证明是她 ...that the girl in the lake, that was Veronica Dexter?
身分证、身上的伤跟牙齿的检测 都证明是她
Positive ID, scars, dental records. 身分证、身上的伤跟牙齿的检测 都证明是她
Positive ID, scars, dental records.
-你跟条子朋友谈过了？ -对，没有太多资讯 Positive ID, scars, dental records.
-你跟条子朋友谈过了？ -对，没有太多资讯
You talked to your police guy? Y eah, not much there. -你跟条子朋友谈过了？ -对，没有太多资讯
You talked to your police guy? Y eah, not much there.
验尸报告出来了 没有被强暴的迹象 You talked to your police guy? Y eah, not much there.
验尸报告出来了 没有被强暴的迹象
The lab report came back, no sign of rape. 验尸报告出来了 没有被强暴的迹象
The lab report came back, no sign of rape.
这是目前的资讯
Boils down to this: 这是目前的资讯
Boils down to this:
维若妮卡戴克斯特 昨天下午大概4点30分离开家 Boils down to this:
维若妮卡戴克斯特 昨天下午大概4点30分离开家
Veronica Dexter, yesterday afternoon about 4:30, left her home. 维若妮卡戴克斯特 昨天下午大概4点30分离开家
出发到机场去接男朋友 然后就失踪了 Veronica Dexter, yesterday afternoon about 4:30, left her home.
出发到机场去接男朋友 然后就失踪了
Went off to the airport, pick up some dude, old boyfriend. Off she went. 出发到机场去接男朋友 然后就失踪了
Went off to the airport, pick up some dude, old boyfriend. Off she went.
-那是她失踪前最后一次被看到？ -在她的头还完整无缺的时候 Went off to the airport, pick up some dude, old boyfriend. Off she went.
-那是她失踪前最后一次被看到？ -在她的头还完整无缺的时候
That was the last anybody saw of her? With a summetrical, ungooshed head. -那是她失踪前最后一次被看到？ -在她的头还完整无缺的时候
警察有找到她的车吗？ That was the last anybody saw of her? With a summetrical, ungooshed head.
警察有找到她的车吗？
Police ever find the car? 警察有找到她的车吗？
Police ever find the car?
没有，天才，我们发现的 记得吗？ Police ever find the car?
没有，天才，我们发现的 记得吗？
No, genius, that was us. Remember? 没有，天才，我们发现的 记得吗？
No, genius, that was us. Remember?
喔，对耶 No, genius, that was us. Remember?
喔，对耶
Oh, yeah, right. 喔，对耶
Oh, yeah, right.
-杀手一定在派对现场，哈利 -是吗？
The killers were at the party, Harry. They were? -杀手一定在派对现场，哈利 -是吗？
The killers were at the party, Harry. They were?
-杀手在戴克斯特家？ -所以他们才会认识你 The killers were at the party, Harry. They were?
-杀手在戴克斯特家？ -所以他们才会认识你
The killers were at Dexter's? That's how they recognized you. -杀手在戴克斯特家？ -所以他们才会认识你
The killers were at Dexter's? That's how they recognized you.
事情越来越令人害怕了 你得离开，今天就搭机离开 The killers were at Dexter's? That's how they recognized you.
事情越来越令人害怕了 你得离开，今天就搭机离开
It's getting too scary. You gotta bail. Get a flight out, today. 事情越来越令人害怕了 你得离开，今天就搭机离开
It's getting too scary. You gotta bail. Get a flight out, today.
-可是我礼拜二有试镜，礼拜三走吧 -那不重要了 It's getting too scary. You gotta bail. Get a flight out, today.
-可是我礼拜二有试镜，礼拜三走吧 -那不重要了
But I got my screen test Tuesday. I'll go Wednesday. -可是我礼拜二有试镜，礼拜三走吧 -那不重要了
But I got my screen test Tuesday. I'll go Wednesday.
-你不会得到那个角色的 -干！不要傻了 But I got my screen test Tuesday. I'll go Wednesday.
-你不会得到那个角色的 -干！不要傻了
You're not getting the part. Fuck off. Don't be a schmuck. -你不会得到那个角色的 -干！不要傻了
You're not getting the part. Fuck off. Don't be a schmuck.
-我知道我行的 -你不会得到那个角色的 You're not getting the part. Fuck off. Don't be a schmuck.
-我知道我行的 -你不会得到那个角色的
I know it's a long shot. You're not gonna get the part. -我知道我行的 -你不会得到那个角色的
I know it's a long shot. You're not gonna get the part.
你没有听进我的话 你不可能会...哈利！ I know it's a long shot. You're not gonna get the part.
你没有听进我的话 你不可能会...哈利！
You're not listening to me. You won't get the... Harry! 你没有听进我的话 你不可能会...哈利！
You're not listening to me. You won't get the... Harry!
你不可能拿到那个角色的，好吗？ 柯林法洛已经拿了太多片酬 You're not listening to me. You won't get the... Harry!
你不可能拿到那个角色的，好吗？ 柯林法洛已经拿了太多片酬
You're not gonna get the part, okay? Colin Farrell wants too much money. 你不可能拿到那个角色的，好吗？ 柯林法洛已经拿了太多片酬
懂了吗？ You're not gonna get the part, okay? Colin Farrell wants too much money.
懂了吗？
Do you get me now? 懂了吗？
Do you get me now?
戴伯尼发现了新星 一个新的小伙子，愿意拿很少的片酬
Dabney, he unearths a discovery. New kid, works for cheap. 戴伯尼发现了新星 一个新的小伙子，愿意拿很少的片酬
Dabney, he unearths a discovery. New kid, works for cheap.
让他飞过来 高调地参加一堆派对... Dabney, he unearths a discovery. New kid, works for cheap.
让他飞过来 高调地参加一堆派对...
Flies him out here, high profile, parties... 让他飞过来 高调地参加一堆派对...
Flies him out here, high profile, parties...
给他试镜的机会 让他上侦探课，给他一切 Flies him out here, high profile, parties...
给他试镜的机会 让他上侦探课，给他一切
...screen tests, detective lessons, all of it. 给他试镜的机会 让他上侦探课，给他一切
...screen tests, detective lessons, all of it.
你只是被利用而已 ...screen tests, detective lessons, all of it.
你只是被利用而已
You were just being used. 你只是被利用而已
You were just being used.
是被用来省被柯林法洛花掉的 百万片酬 You were just being used.
是被用来省被柯林法洛花掉的 百万片酬
Shave a couple million off of Colin Farrell's price tag. 是被用来省被柯林法洛花掉的 百万片酬
Shave a couple million off of Colin Farrell's price tag.
抱歉，老兄，事情就是这样
Sorry, chief. There it is. 抱歉，老兄，事情就是这样
Sorry, chief. There it is.
我不要再对你说谎了
I'm not gonna lie to you anymore. 我不要再对你说谎了
I'm not gonna lie to you anymore.
如果你想揍我的话我能理解 干！
I understand if you wanna take a swing at me. You fuck! 如果你想揍我的话我能理解 干！
I understand if you wanna take a swing at me. You fuck!
你这个娘娘腔！ I understand if you wanna take a swing at me. You fuck!
你这个娘娘腔！
You sissy bitch! 你这个娘娘腔！
You sissy bitch!
住手 You sissy bitch!
住手
Stop. 住手
Stop.
你别想约哈梦妮出去了 Stop.
你别想约哈梦妮出去了
Don't bother asking Harmony out on your date. 你别想约哈梦妮出去了
Don't bother asking Harmony out on your date.
她发现你不是侦探 对她说谎，其实不太高兴 Don't bother asking Harmony out on your date.
她发现你不是侦探 对她说谎，其实不太高兴
She wasn't very happy to find out that you're not a detective, that you lied. 她发现你不是侦探 对她说谎，其实不太高兴
-你跟她说了？ -捡起来 She wasn't very happy to find out that you're not a detective, that you lied.
-你跟她说了？ -捡起来
You told her? Pick those up. -你跟她说了？ -捡起来
You told her? Pick those up.
把东西捡起来 You told her? Pick those up.
把东西捡起来
Pick them up. 把东西捡起来
Pick them up.
你干嘛跟她说？ 没有必要跟她说啊
Why did you tell her? You didn't have to tell her. 你干嘛跟她说？ 没有必要跟她说啊
Why did you tell her? You didn't have to tell her.
-我真是白痴，还以为我们是朋友 -我们不是朋友 Why did you tell her? You didn't have to tell her.
-我真是白痴，还以为我们是朋友 -我们不是朋友
I am an idiot. I thought we were friends. We're not friends. -我真是白痴，还以为我们是朋友 -我们不是朋友
I am an idiot. I thought we were friends. We're not friends.
-我碰到困难的时候，你都有帮我 -没有，我是...不要再说了 I am an idiot. I thought we were friends. We're not friends.
-我碰到困难的时候，你都有帮我 -没有，我是...不要再说了
I was in trouble, you were there for me. No, I was... Stop speaking. -我碰到困难的时候，你都有帮我 -没有，我是...不要再说了
I was in trouble, you were there for me. No, I was... Stop speaking.
我是去保护我的老板戴伯尼的 懂不懂 I was in trouble, you were there for me. No, I was... Stop speaking.
我是去保护我的老板戴伯尼的 懂不懂
I was there protecting my employer, Dabney. Hello. 我是去保护我的老板戴伯尼的 懂不懂
I was there protecting my employer, Dabney. Hello.
他请我去，这样他就不会接触到尸体 I was there protecting my employer, Dabney. Hello.
他请我去，这样他就不会接触到尸体
He pays me to insulate him from corpses. 他请我去，这样他就不会接触到尸体
He pays me to insulate him from corpses.
我不是好人，哈利
I'm not a nice man, Harry. 我不是好人，哈利
I'm not a nice man, Harry.
在坏事发生在你身上之前 快点回家吧 I'm not a nice man, Harry.
在坏事发生在你身上之前 快点回家吧
Go home before something bad happens to you. 在坏事发生在你身上之前 快点回家吧
Go home before something bad happens to you.
-你在威胁我吗？ -不是，白痴啊 Go home before something bad happens to you.
-你在威胁我吗？ -不是，白痴啊
What, are you threatening me? No, moron. -你在威胁我吗？ -不是，白痴啊
What, are you threatening me? No, moron.
在坏人去找你算帐之前回家 What, are you threatening me? No, moron.
在坏人去找你算帐之前回家
Go home before the bad guys do something bad to you. 在坏人去找你算帐之前回家
Go home before the bad guys do something bad to you.
好，我知道了，好 Go home before the bad guys do something bad to you.
好，我知道了，好
Right, I get it. Fine. 好，我知道了，好
Right, I get it. Fine.
圣诞快乐 抱歉我耍了你
Merry Christmas. Sorry I fucked you over. 圣诞快乐 抱歉我耍了你
Merry Christmas. Sorry I fucked you over.
没关系 不要转“性”喔 Merry Christmas. Sorry I fucked you over.
没关系 不要转“性”喔
No problem. Don't quit your gay job. 没关系 不要转“性”喔
No problem. Don't quit your gay job.
（没有空房 汽车旅馆）
搭乘758班机 从丹佛飞过来的乘客...
Arriving passengers from flight number 758 from Denver... 搭乘758班机 从丹佛飞过来的乘客...
Arriving passengers from flight number 758 from Denver...
请到二号转盘拿行李 Arriving passengers from flight number 758 from Denver...
请到二号转盘拿行李
...may retrieve their baggage at caroysel two. 请到二号转盘拿行李
...may retrieve their baggage at caroysel two.
嘿，芙莉卡，是我啊，哈利 Hey, Flicka. Hey, it's me, Harry.
嘿，芙莉卡，是我啊，哈利
还记得我吗？ 你好吗，蜜糖？ Remember me? What's up, honey? How are you?
还记得我吗？ 你好吗，蜜糖？
-她不想跟你讲话 -喔，不是不是，我知道 She doesn't want to talk to you. Oh, no, no. I know.
-她不想跟你讲话 -喔，不是不是，我知道
你有想过或许是我不想跟她说话？ Did you ever think maybe I don't want to talk to her?
你有想过或许是我不想跟她说话？
我刚注意到你醒目的耳朵 I just saw your really distinctive ears.
我刚注意到你醒目的耳朵
你看起来跟以前不一样 不过很显然是芙莉卡 You look different, but it's obviously Flicka.
你看起来跟以前不一样 不过很显然是芙莉卡
-搞不好让我感兴趣的人是你 -是真的吗？ Maybe it's you I'm interested in. Is that true?
-搞不好让我感兴趣的人是你 -是真的吗？
不是，她一定有手机吧？ 一定有 Not really. Look, she must have a cell phone, right? She must.
不是，她一定有手机吧？ 一定有
-算了，这是你们两个的事情 -我买了机票，我要离开了 Forget it. This is between you two. Look, I got a ticket. I am leaving.
-算了，这是你们两个的事情 -我买了机票，我要离开了
我要回东岸去了... I'm going back to the East Coast, and that's...
我要回东岸去了...
还是不行？拜托 我只是想跟她说话 No? Come on, I just want to say something to her.
还是不行？拜托 我只是想跟她说话
在我离开之前，跟她说什么都好 拜托你，帮帮我 Just anything before I split. I'm begging you. Come on, help me out.
在我离开之前，跟她说什么都好 拜托你，帮帮我
-我会后悔的 -不会，你不会后悔的... I'm gonna regret this. No, you're not...
-我会后悔的 -不会，你不会后悔的...
还有，你穿这个套装看起来很美
...and that is a very smart suit, by the way. 还有，你穿这个套装看起来很美
It's not here, that's funny. What's funny?
-真奇怪，没在里面 -哪里奇怪了？ It's not here, that's funny. What's funny?
-真奇怪，没在里面 -哪里奇怪了？
Nothing. It's just under her stage name.
没什么 她用她的艺名 Nothing. It's just under her stage name.
没什么 她用她的艺名
天啊，每个人都有艺名 她的艺名叫什么？
Oh, God. Everyone's got a stage name. What's her stage name? 天啊，每个人都有艺名 她的艺名叫什么？
爱米斯，艾莉森爱米斯 Ames. Allison Ames.
爱米斯，艾莉森爱米斯
好，我写下来好了 然后... Okay, well, I'll just write it down and then...
好，我写下来好了 然后...
Hey! Say that name again.
嘿！再说一次名字 Hey! Say that name again.
嘿！再说一次名字
-艾莉森爱米斯 -艾莉森爱米斯，爱米斯？ Allison Ames. Allison Ames. A-M-E-S.
-艾莉森爱米斯 -艾莉森爱米斯，爱米斯？
-那是她的艺名 -我刚跟你说啦 That's her stage name. I just said that.
-那是她的艺名 -我刚跟你说啦
那是她信用卡上的名字 That's the name on her credit cards.
那是她信用卡上的名字
-我怎么会知道呢？ -干！谢谢，蜜糖，我得走了
How am I supposed to know? Fuck! Thanks, honey. Gotta roll. -我怎么会知道呢？ -干！谢谢，蜜糖，我得走了
Later.
再见 Later.
再见
这里是山卓恩公司 请留言 you have reached the offices of Sentron, Inc. Leave a message.
这里是山卓恩公司 请留言
Newsflash, Perry. Your client, Ames, it was the little sister.
告诉你一件事，派瑞 你的客户爱米斯是那个小妹 Newsflash, Perry. Your client, Ames, it was the little sister.
告诉你一件事，派瑞 你的客户爱米斯是那个小妹
Repeat, the little sister.
重复，那个小妹 Repeat, the little sister.
重复，那个小妹
哈梦妮的两千块就在那里
That's where Harmony's 2 grand went. 哈梦妮的两千块就在那里
在你的银行帐户里 你这个爱钱的混蛋 It's in your bank, you overpriced bastard.
在你的银行帐户里 你这个爱钱的混蛋
Her kid sister hired you.
她妹妹雇用你 Her kid sister hired you.
她妹妹雇用你
Do you get this? Your case and my case are the same fucking case.
你懂吗？你的案子跟我的 其实是同一件 Do you get this? Your case and my case are the same fucking case.
你懂吗？你的案子跟我的 其实是同一件
Come on! Get out of my life!
-拜托！ -远离我的生活！ Come on! Get out of my life!
-拜托！ -远离我的生活！
I'm at the airport, right, and I run into Flicka, and she says...
我现在在机场 碰到了芙莉卡，她说... I'm at the airport, right, and I run into Flicka, and she says...
我现在在机场 碰到了芙莉卡，她说...
-我刚是不是夹断你的手指？ -对
Did I just cut off your finger? Y eah. -我刚是不是夹断你的手指？ -对
掉在地板上，我不想看 帮我捡起来冰敷 It's on the floor, to my periph... I don't wanna see it. Pick it up, put it on ice.
掉在地板上，我不想看 帮我捡起来冰敷
Thanks.
谢谢 Thanks.
谢谢
你真是天才，哈利 你是个天才 you're a geniys, Harry. you're a geniys.
你真是天才，哈利 你是个天才
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry I had to bail on you, but I had to go to work.
天啊，我很抱歉得抛下你 可是我得去上班了 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry I had to bail on you, but I had to go to work.
天啊，我很抱歉得抛下你 可是我得去上班了
I am going nuts here. I can 't stop thinking about this.
我快抓狂了 我没办法停止想那件事 I am going nuts here. I can 't stop thinking about this.
我快抓狂了 我没办法停止想那件事
What's my sister's connection to Veronica Dexter?
我妹跟维若妮卡戴克斯特 到底有什么关联？ What's my sister's connection to Veronica Dexter?
我妹跟维若妮卡戴克斯特 到底有什么关联？
她预知谋杀案会发生，哈利 是她让你跟派瑞过去案发现场的
She predicted that murder, Harry. She sent you and Perry to that exact spot. 她预知谋杀案会发生，哈利 是她让你跟派瑞过去案发现场的
整件事都很扯，知道还有什么 很扯吗？你夹断我手指的事！
That whole thing is wild. You know what else is nuts? You cut off my finger! 整件事都很扯，知道还有什么 很扯吗？你夹断我手指的事！
天啊，哈利 我很抱歉，你的手还好吗？
Oh, God, Harry, I am so sorry about that. How is it? 天啊，哈利 我很抱歉，你的手还好吗？
It's fine. It's all shut up. They gave me painkillers.
没事，都缝好了 医院有给我止痛药 It's fine. It's all shut up. They gave me painkillers.
没事，都缝好了 医院有给我止痛药
Where's Perry? We gotta find him. Perry's coming by here.
-派瑞呢？我们得找到他 -派瑞正要过来 Where's Perry? We gotta find him. Perry's coming by here.
-派瑞呢？我们得找到他 -派瑞正要过来
我在日落酒店的一个派对
I' m working a party on Sunset Plaza. 我在日落酒店的一个派对
Remember you said the killer may have been at Dexter's party?
记得你说过杀手可能出现在 戴克斯特的派对吗？ Remember you said the killer may have been at Dexter's party?
记得你说过杀手可能出现在 戴克斯特的派对吗？
Well, that whole bunch is here tonight. Honey, put me on the list, I'll drop by.
-那一伙人今晚又出现了 -亲爱的，把我加入名单，我会过去 Well, that whole bunch is here tonight. Honey, put me on the list, I'll drop by.
-那一伙人今晚又出现了 -亲爱的，把我加入名单，我会过去
看看我有没有办法搅和一下 拿起我的帽子，看看有没有人会开枪
I'll see if I can stir up the kettle, stick out my hat, see if anyone shoots at it. 看看我有没有办法搅和一下 拿起我的帽子，看看有没有人会开枪
或许你可以把帽子放到水壶里...
Maybe you could put the hat in the kettle... 或许你可以把帽子放到水壶里...
...and if they shoot at it, it'll ricochet. Harry, you sound trashed.
如果他们开枪射的话，会跳起来 哈利，你听起来像是喝醉了 ...and if they shoot at it, it'll ricochet. Harry, you sound trashed.
如果他们开枪射的话，会跳起来 哈利，你听起来像是喝醉了
给我地址，我要过去
Give me the address. I'm coming. 给我地址，我要过去
I showed up mildly whacked on Demerol...
我昏昏沉沉地抵达派对现场 因为止痛药的关系... I showed up mildly whacked on Demerol...
我昏昏沉沉地抵达派对现场 因为止痛药的关系...
...thinking Harmony's theory wasn 't so crazy.
我觉得哈梦妮的理论 其实也有可能 ...thinking Harmony's theory wasn 't so crazy.
我觉得哈梦妮的理论 其实也有可能
嗨
Hi. 嗨
如果那个小妹是被...
What if little sis had been murdered by the same assholes... 如果那个小妹是被...
杀了维若妮卡戴克斯特的凶手 杀死的呢？
...who offed Veronica Dexter? 杀了维若妮卡戴克斯特的凶手 杀死的呢？
Remember? With the ski masks, those dydes.
记得吗？ 那些戴着滑雪面具的家伙 Remember? With the ski masks, those dydes.
记得吗？ 那些戴着滑雪面具的家伙
然后我做了个决定
then and there, I made a decision. 然后我做了个决定
If it fucking killed me, I would not stop...
就算这个决定害死我 我也不会停止... If it fucking killed me, I would not stop...
就算这个决定害死我 我也不会停止...
...yntil I got, like, two more Demerol.
除非再给我两颗止痛药 ...yntil I got, like, two more Demerol.
除非再给我两颗止痛药
No, serioysly, I was on the case. Harry Lockhart, L.A.P.I.
不，说真的，我可是在办案呢 哈利拉克哈特，洛城私家侦探 No, serioysly, I was on the case. Harry Lockhart, L.A.P.I.
不，说真的，我可是在办案呢 哈利拉克哈特，洛城私家侦探
I got it. What do you got?
-我拿到了 -拿到什么？ I got it. What do you got?
-我拿到了 -拿到什么？
Just now. My friend Tiff does the video dubbing at Fox.
刚才我朋友泰芙给我的 她在福斯影视做影片复制的工作 Just now. My friend Tiff does the video dubbing at Fox.
刚才我朋友泰芙给我的 她在福斯影视做影片复制的工作
"Lord of the Cock Rings." No, Harry, it's a fake label.
-《斗鸡场之王》 -不是啦，哈利，那标签是假的 "Lord of the Cock Rings." No, Harry, it's a fake label.
-《斗鸡场之王》 -不是啦，哈利，那标签是假的
如果违反着作权法她会被开除 这是强尼葛萨默的电影
Copyright infringement, she'd get fired. It's a Jonny Gossamer movie. 如果违反着作权法她会被开除 这是强尼葛萨默的电影
If Jenna was hunting her mystery dad, this is where she would start, right?
如果珍娜在找她的神秘父亲 一定会从这里开始对不对？ If Jenna was hunting her mystery dad, this is where she would start, right?
如果珍娜在找她的神秘父亲 一定会从这里开始对不对？
-拜托，不要看不起我！ -我没有
Jesus, don't patronize me! I'm not. -拜托，不要看不起我！ -我没有
-你看不起我！ -我没有，我只是觉得好笑
You're patronizing me. No, I'm not. It's just a funny little buzz. -你看不起我！ -我没有，我只是觉得好笑
我不知道这个是不是你男友...
I don't know if this guy's your boyfriend or not... 我不知道这个是不是你男友...
...but when you were in the bathroom, he was checking me out.
不过你去厕所的时候 他一直盯着我看 ...but when you were in the bathroom, he was checking me out.
不过你去厕所的时候 他一直盯着我看
什么？这些女人是怎么搞的？
What? What is it out here with these women? 什么？这些女人是怎么搞的？
拜托，她们跟别的女人都一样
Please, they're no different from anywhere else. 拜托，她们跟别的女人都一样
不一样，这里的女人很危险 每一个都很危险
They are. These are damaged goods, every one of them, from way back. 不一样，这里的女人很危险 每一个都很危险
随便找个一年跟一百个女生 上床的男人，去查他小时候的背景...
Take a guy who sleeps with 100 women a year, go into his childhood... 随便找个一年跟一百个女生 上床的男人，去查他小时候的背景...
大小事情都查 你会发现没什么大不了的事情
...dollars to doughnuts, it's relatively unspectacular. 大小事情都查 你会发现没什么大不了的事情
如果是这些女孩当中 一年跟一百个男人上床的女人...
Now, you take one of these gals who sleeps with 100 guys a year... 如果是这些女孩当中 一年跟一百个男人上床的女人...
...and I bet you if you look in their childhood...
我跟你打赌 如果你去查她们的小时候... ...and I bet you if you look in their childhood...
我跟你打赌 如果你去查她们的小时候...
一定会在丹佛查出不可告人的事情
...there's something rothen in Denver. 一定会在丹佛查出不可告人的事情
Denmark. That too. But it's abandonment...
-是丹麦 -都一样啦，一定是被抛弃... Denmark. That too. But it's abandonment...
-是丹麦 -都一样啦，一定是被抛弃...
或是被虐待，比如说 “我叔叔把他的那里放进我的那里”
...it's abuse. It's, "My uncle put his ping-ping in my papa." 或是被虐待，比如说 “我叔叔把他的那里放进我的那里”
然后他们就全都跑来这了
Then they all come out here. 然后他们就全都跑来这了
如果有人把美国东岸拿起来 摇一摇...
It's like someone took America by the East Coast and shook it... 如果有人把美国东岸拿起来 摇一摇...
所有正常的女孩都不会掉下去
...and all the normal girls managed to hang on. 所有正常的女孩都不会掉下去
Okay, everybody who hates Harry here raise their hand.
这里痛恨哈利的人请举手 Okay, everybody who hates Harry here raise their hand.
这里痛恨哈利的人请举手
See that? Obedient little bitches too. Fuck you!
-看到没，她们还很听话呢 -干！ See that? Obedient little bitches too. Fuck you!
-看到没，她们还很听话呢 -干！
嘿
Hey. 嘿
好了，我只给你30秒钟 来吓我吧
Okay, you've got 30 of my fucking seconds, thrill me. 好了，我只给你30秒钟 来吓我吧
（《斗鸡场之王》）
好，两位，演员名单
All right, guys, cast list. 好，两位，演员名单
拿去，我妹用来请你的信用卡
Catch. That's the credit card my sister used to hire you. 拿去，我妹用来请你的信用卡
（艾莉森爱米斯）
谁参与演出这部旷世鉅片呢？
So who's in this cinematic milestone? 谁参与演出这部旷世鉅片呢？
-有麦可贝克，不知道他是谁 -他是演《仙那度》的演员...
We got a Michael Beck, whoever that is. He's the star of Xanadu, with... -有麦可贝克，不知道他是谁 -他是演《仙那度》的演员...
-还有奥莉维亚纽顿强跟金凯利 -同性恋
...Olivia Newton-John and Gene Kelly. Gay. -还有奥莉维亚纽顿强跟金凯利 -同性恋
-什么？ -没事
What? Nothing. -什么？ -没事
派瑞，我知道这听来不太可能 可是请忍耐一下，好吗？
Perry, listen up. I know this is a long shot, but indulge me, please. 派瑞，我知道这听来不太可能 可是请忍耐一下，好吗？
得把帽子拿下 抱歉，蜜糖，我没办法...
We gotta lose the hat. I'm sorry, honey, I can't... 得把帽子拿下 抱歉，蜜糖，我没办法...
God, I'm working! I know, but just forget it.
-我在工作耶！ -我知道，别在意 God, I'm working! I know, but just forget it.
-我在工作耶！ -我知道，别在意
不要对我嘻嘻哈哈的 注意看，拜托
Seriously, don't jump all over me. Just pay athention. Watch it, please. 不要对我嘻嘻哈哈的 注意看，拜托
That's Harlan Dexter. What?
-那是哈伦戴克斯特 -什么？ That's Harlan Dexter. What?
-那是哈伦戴克斯特 -什么？
-谁是哈...？什么？ -你们看...
Who's Har...? What? Look, that's... -谁是哈...？什么？ -你们看...
他看起来比现在年轻了20岁 可是的确是哈伦戴克斯特
He's 20 years younger, but that's Harlan Dexter. 他看起来比现在年轻了20岁 可是的确是哈伦戴克斯特
记得要看警车里面有谁
Always sees the inside of a police van. 记得要看警车里面有谁
No way.
不会吧 No way.
不会吧
这感觉很合理 他家有葛斯默的书
This kind of makes sense. He had the Gossamer books at his house. 这感觉很合理 他家有葛斯默的书
他以前是演员没错
Used to be an actor. 他以前是演员没错
I remember him now. 1980. Oh, my God, I saw him like this.
我想起他了，1980年 天啊，我看到他打扮成那样 I remember him now. 1980. Oh, my God, I saw him like this.
我想起他了，1980年 天啊，我看到他打扮成那样
-很年轻 -在哪里？
Young. Where? -很年轻 -在哪里？
在印第安那州 他跟电影工作人员去拍电影
In Indiana. He was there with the movie crew. 在印第安那州 他跟电影工作人员去拍电影
记得吗？我跟你说过他看来很面熟 天啊，这不是真的
Remember, I told you he looked familiar. Oh, God, this can't be true. 记得吗？我跟你说过他看来很面熟 天啊，这不是真的
你妹一定看了电影 这样就知道事情后来如何了
And your sister has to have seen this, so you know what it comes down to. 你妹一定看了电影 这样就知道事情后来如何了
你编了一个关于她 亲生父亲的故事...
You tell your sister a fairy tale about her real father... 你编了一个关于她 亲生父亲的故事...
二十年后，你妹到洛杉矶 寻找哈伦戴克斯特
And 20 years later, she comes out to L.A. hunting Harlan Dexter. 二十年后，你妹到洛杉矶 寻找哈伦戴克斯特
我得去麦克阿瑟公园监视一下
I've got a surveillance in MacArthur Park. 我得去麦克阿瑟公园监视一下
得跟踪一些小妞到半夜 不要给我玩侦探游戏
I gotta follow some chick around till midnight. Do not play detective. 得跟踪一些小妞到半夜 不要给我玩侦探游戏
这不是书的内容 也不是电影情节
This is not a book. This is not a movie. 这不是书的内容 也不是电影情节
我们知道啦 你以为我有那么笨吗？
We got it. Do you think I'm stupid? 我们知道啦 你以为我有那么笨吗？
我想你根本不知道要靠什么吃饭...
You wouldn't know where to feed yourself... 我想你根本不知道要靠什么吃饭...
如果你不靠这张嘴的话 是的，我是觉得你很蠢
...if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes, I think you're stupid. 如果你不靠这张嘴的话 是的，我是觉得你很蠢
哈利，别听他说的 好吗？我们的调查已经有进展了
Harry, don't listen to a word he says, all right? We're getting somewhere. 哈利，别听他说的 好吗？我们的调查已经有进展了
我明天会打电话给你 现在我要回去工作了
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm going back to work. 我明天会打电话给你 现在我要回去工作了
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm going back to work.
好
Good. 好
-不好意思 -你好啊，宝贝？你现在感觉如何啊？
Excuse me. What's up, baby? How you feeling? -不好意思 -你好啊，宝贝？你现在感觉如何啊？
-我只是... -一起散个步吧，跟我一起走
I'm just gonna... Come and take a walk. Walk with me. -我只是... -一起散个步吧，跟我一起走
很好，真是赞
Great, this is fucking rich. 很好，真是赞
现在我们聚在一起...
Well, now, here we all are: 现在我们聚在一起...
-就像是麦克跟芥末一样 -什么意思啊？
lke, Mike and Mustard. What the hell does that mean? -就像是麦克跟芥末一样 -什么意思啊？
我也听不懂耶 听起来真怪
I'm with him on this one. That's pretty fucking obscure. 我也听不懂耶 听起来真怪
-我常听到这种说法啊 -是吗？
I hear that all the time. You do? -我常听到这种说法啊 -是吗？
-当然啊 -在哪？1942俱乐部吗？
Yeah, sure. Where? At the 1942 Club? -当然啊 -在哪？1942俱乐部吗？
-就因为你听不懂其中的涵义... -干！我可以...别激动
Just because you didn't get it... Motherfucker, I could... Slow your roll. -就因为你听不懂其中的涵义... -干！我可以...别激动
这真是太扯了，你们想干嘛？ 带我离开这里？这真的是...
This is bullshit. What will you do, take me out here? There's sec... 这真是太扯了，你们想干嘛？ 带我离开这里？这真的是...
-继续说啊，继续啊 -你知道我们是何方神圣吗？
Keep talking. Keep talking. You wanna know who we are? -继续说啊，继续啊 -你知道我们是何方神圣吗？
我是煎锅，知道吗？ 我的伙伴呢...
I'm the frying pan, see? And my boy over here... 我是煎锅，知道吗？ 我的伙伴呢...
他就是芥末 我是芥末，宝贝
He's Mustard. I'm Mustard, baby. 他就是芥末 我是芥末，宝贝
-好 -他可是很火爆的
Sure. He's the fire. -好 -他可是很火爆的
Sure. He's the fire.
-干！芥末先生 -又来了
Fuck you, Mr. Mustard. Here we go. -干！芥末先生 -又来了
我跟我的伙伴被你搞的很困惑 比如说...
Now, me and my man, we're puzzled lately by your behavior, such as... 我跟我的伙伴被你搞的很困惑 比如说...
为什么你这样一个聪明的人 会跟一个同性恋搞在一起？
Such as why is a savvy, stand-up cat like yourself consorting with gay men? 为什么你这样一个聪明的人 会跟一个同性恋搞在一起？
为什么会在湖边出现呢？ 到底是为了什么？
Frolicking in the lake together. What is that? 为什么会在湖边出现呢？ 到底是为了什么？
你们是戴面具的家伙
You're the guys who were wearing the masks. 你们是戴面具的家伙
-你不能问问题 -别问问题
You don't ask the questions. Don't ask questions. -你不能问问题 -别问问题
啊，你把我的手指弄断了！ 我才刚缝好的！拜托！
God, you just tore up my fucking finger! I just got this fixed. Jesus! 啊，你把我的手指弄断了！ 我才刚缝好的！拜托！
纽约一定找的到医生帮你弄好的
I bet there's a doctor in New York, clear that shit right up. 纽约一定找的到医生帮你弄好的
弄得好好的
Clear it right up. 弄得好好的
洛杉矶不需要你了，兄弟
L.A. don't want you no more, tough guy. 洛杉矶不需要你了，兄弟
知道吗？
All right? 知道吗？
-到医院还要多久？ -五分钟
How much further to the hospital? Five minutes away. -到医院还要多久？ -五分钟
跟我说话，我们高中时候的吉祥物 是谁扮的？
Talk to me. Our mascot, back in high school, who was it? 跟我说话，我们高中时候的吉祥物 是谁扮的？
拜托，哈利，跟我说话
Come on, Harry, stay with me. 拜托，哈利，跟我说话
（安布里武士）
白鬼，白马王子 白鬼
Whitey, the white knight. Whitey. 白鬼，白马王子 白鬼
叫他骑士应该比较好
I guess it's better than calling him "Knighty." 叫他骑士应该比较好
那就变成白马骑士 很快就会再见、永别啦
Then it'd be Knighty Knight. Soon it'd be Toodles, and then Ta-Ta. 那就变成白马骑士 很快就会再见、永别啦
-这样听起来很娘 -哈利，他们在那里，12点钟方向
It's very emasculating. Harry, that's them. Twelve o'clock. -这样听起来很娘 -哈利，他们在那里，12点钟方向
你说是一个黑人跟白人？
You said it's a black guy and a white guy? 你说是一个黑人跟白人？
没错，打电话给警察
You're right. Get the plate, call the cops. 没错，打电话给警察
-让我找只笔 -不要，小心看路啊
Let me find a pen. No. Whatever. Watch the road. -让我找只笔 -不要，小心看路啊
你要不要慢一点
Are we slowing down? 你要不要慢一点
-不要，我在找笔 -你在跟踪他们？最好是不要
No, I'm getting a pen. Are you following them? better not be. -不要，我在找笔 -你在跟踪他们？最好是不要
-告诉我你没有在跟踪他们 -我要带你去医院啦
Tell me you're not following them. I'm taking you to the hospital. -告诉我你没有在跟踪他们 -我要带你去医院啦
-该死，他们转弯了 -什么？
Oh, shit. They're turning. What? -该死，他们转弯了 -什么？
该死
Holy shit. 该死
（麦克阿瑟公园）
派瑞工作的地方，这是个骗局 他们要去麦克阿瑟公园找派瑞！
Perry's stakeout. It's a setup. They're going to MacArthur Park after Perry! 派瑞工作的地方，这是个骗局 他们要去麦克阿瑟公园找派瑞！
等等！我手指头要掉下来了 我们得先解决这个问题
Wait a second! My finger's hanging off. We gotta move on this. 等等！我手指头要掉下来了 我们得先解决这个问题
我们得去救派瑞，很快
We're gonna go save Perry, really quickly. 我们得去救派瑞，很快
然后再去缝你的手指头
Then we'll go fix your finger. 然后再去缝你的手指头
我们就跑去跟派瑞说，小心啊 然后就上车，好吗？
It'll be like, "Hey, Perry, look out." Boom, back in the car. All right? 我们就跑去跟派瑞说，小心啊 然后就上车，好吗？
-可以吗？ -好吧，真是累人
Cool? Yeah. This is exhausting. -可以吗？ -好吧，真是累人
没错！好了，哈利
Bingo. All right. All right, Harry. 没错！好了，哈利
12点钟方向，他们在那里 其中一个正在走路
Twelve o'clock, that's them. One of them is on foot. 12点钟方向，他们在那里 其中一个正在走路
天啊，哈利，如果我把钥匙留给你 你可以自己开车去医院吗？
God, Harry. Shit, if I leave the keys, can you take yourself to the hospital? 天啊，哈利，如果我把钥匙留给你 你可以自己开车去医院吗？
-当然可以 -很好
Oh, yeah, sure. All right, good. -当然可以 -很好
-我拿了你给我的枪 -什么？
I got the gun you gave me. You what? -我拿了你给我的枪 -什么？
派瑞！
Perry! 派瑞！
你想去哪里？
Now, where you going? 你想去哪里？
不...不要抵抗
No, no, no. Don't fight it. 不...不要抵抗
别挣扎了，宝贝
Let it happen, baby. 别挣扎了，宝贝
派瑞！
Perry! 派瑞！
派瑞，小心！ 该死！转身！
Perry, watch out! Goddamn it, turn around! 派瑞，小心！ 该死！转身！
贱货！
Son of a bitch! 贱货！
这个白痴！混蛋！
How about that, you fucking animals! Goddamn cocksuckers. 这个白痴！混蛋！
-派瑞 -你从哪儿冒出来的？
Perry. Where the hell did you come from? -派瑞 -你从哪儿冒出来的？
-他逃走了 -没关系，你做的很好
He got away. It's okay. You did good. -他逃走了 -没关系，你做的很好
-我没有办法射到他，派瑞 -你做的很好，做的很好
I couldn't shoot him, Perry. Oh, God. You did fine. You did fine. -我没有办法射到他，派瑞 -你做的很好，做的很好
我们得快点走
We gotta go now. 我们得快点走
哈啰？
Hello? 哈啰？
有人在家吗？
Anyone home? 有人在家吗？
哈啰？
Hello? 哈啰？
有人在家吗？ 我受伤了，哈啰
Anyone home? I got an injury problem. Hello. 有人在家吗？ 我受伤了，哈啰
好，重要的事情先来 得把车给丢了
All right, first things first. You've gotta ditch that car. 好，重要的事情先来 得把车给丢了
我知道，我知道，我...
I know, I know. I've... 我知道，我知道，我...
我知道你说事情会有严重的后果 可是...
I know you said that there was gonna be consequences, but fuck. 我知道你说事情会有严重的后果 可是...
我看到他被开枪打死
I saw him shot to death. 我看到他被开枪打死
-我很害怕 -没关系
I was scared. Look, it's okay, yeah. -我很害怕 -没关系
我们可以谈一谈，好吗？
We can absolutely talk about it, all right? 我们可以谈一谈，好吗？
谢谢，谢谢你
Thank you. Thank you so much. 谢谢，谢谢你
我不是要批评你的老板 我心存感激，只是...
It's nothing against your boss. I'm grateful. I just... 我不是要批评你的老板 我心存感激，只是...
我跟他谈过了
I spoke to him. 我跟他谈过了
I spoke to him.
不会再让你经历这种事情了
You'll never have to go through anything like that again. 不会再让你经历这种事情了
我发誓
I swear. 我发誓
I swear.
你保证？
Promise? 你保证？
对
Yep. 对
Yep.
你是谁？
Who are you? 你是谁？
Who are you?
你是谁？
Who are you? 你是谁？
Who are you?
谁？
Who...? 谁？
Who...?
嘿
Well, hey. 嘿
Well, hey.
你还在这儿啊，兄弟
So you still here, huh, tough guy? 你还在这儿啊，兄弟
喔，这次带了把枪过来
Oh, you got a gun, I see. 喔，这次带了把枪过来
Oh, you got a gun, I see.
你还真是强悍啊
Well, damn, you are tough. 你还真是强悍啊
Well, damn, you are tough.
抱歉了
Sorry. 抱歉了
Sorry.
干！
Fuck. 干！
嘿，嘿！
Hey. Hey! 嘿，嘿！
坐下
Sit. 坐下
Sit.
-干嘛？ -你在哪里？
Yeah? What? Where the hell are you? -干嘛？ -你在哪里？
Yeah? What? Where the hell are you?
我跟其中一个绑匪在一起 我开枪把他打死了
I'm with one of the kidnappers. One of them, anyhow. I shot him. He's dead. 我跟其中一个绑匪在一起 我开枪把他打死了
过来这里！
Come here, you fuck. 过来这里！
Come here, you fuck.
把地方清理干净 然后马上离开
Wipe the place clean and get out of there. 把地方清理干净 然后马上离开
Wipe the place clean and get out of there.
我也想，可是不行
I want to, but I can't. 我也想，可是不行
I want to, but I can't.
-快点行动 -我的指纹在这里啊，在狗的身上
So do it. My fingerprint's here. The dog's got it. -快点行动 -我的指纹在这里啊，在狗的身上
-没有人会采狗的指纹啦 -他把我的指头咬掉了，混帐...
No one 's gonna dyst the fucking dog. He's got the finger, asshole... -没有人会采狗的指纹啦 -他把我的指头咬掉了，混帐...
-就是有指纹的那个地方 -拿手指、杀了狗，然后离开！
...with the print part. Get the finger, kill the dog, get oyt. -就是有指纹的那个地方 -拿手指、杀了狗，然后离开！
等等
Hang on. 等等
Hang on.
该死，我想...
Shit. Well, I think... 该死，我想...
我想我们安全了
I think we' re safe. 我想我们安全了
哈利？
Harry? 哈利？
Harry?
-哈利？ -嘿，派瑞，我杀了一个人
Harry? Hey, Perry, I shot a guy. -哈利？ -嘿，派瑞，我杀了一个人
我从来没杀过人
I never did that before. 我从来没杀过人
I never did that before.
哈利，听着...
Harry, listen... 哈利，听着...
Harry, listen...
-警察把银湖屋子里发现的东西...
link to the items foynd in the Silver Lake home... -警察把银湖屋子里发现的东西...
跟社交名媛维若妮卡戴克斯特的 绑架谋杀案连结在一起
...to the kidnap-murder of socialite Veronica Dexter. 跟社交名媛维若妮卡戴克斯特的 绑架谋杀案连结在一起
警察认为绑匪之间起了内哄...
Police theorize a falling oyt between the kidnappers... 警察认为绑匪之间起了内哄...
导致至少两人死亡 今晚可能又增加了第三个
...resylting in at least two deaths, and possibly a third tonight. 导致至少两人死亡 今晚可能又增加了第三个
今天晚上的强尼葛萨默够精采吗？
So this evening, was it Jonny Gossamer enough for you? 今天晚上的强尼葛萨默够精采吗？
说实话 强尼葛萨默的结局比较精采
T o tell you the truth, Jonny Gossamer always has a way bigger ending. 说实话 强尼葛萨默的结局比较精采
剧情一定会安排一个角色受到折磨
There's always the part where the guy gets tortured. 剧情一定会安排一个角色受到折磨
是啊，折磨，然后他会挣脱 最后杀了16个人之类的
Yeah, tortured, sure. Then he usually breaks free and shoots, like, 16 guys. 是啊，折磨，然后他会挣脱 最后杀了16个人之类的
没错，16个人，每次都是16个 真有趣
Yeah, 16 guys. It's always 16. That's funny. 没错，16个人，每次都是16个 真有趣
所以事情已经解决了吧？ 他们说绑匪都死光了，所以...
So this thing, it's over, right? They say the kidnappers are all dead, so... 所以事情已经解决了吧？ 他们说绑匪都死光了，所以...
哈利，如果说我没有疑问的话...
Well, Harry, I'd be lying to you if I didn't say... 哈利，如果说我没有疑问的话...
那就是在说谎
...that I still didn't have a few questions. 那就是在说谎
哈梦妮的妹妹
Harmony's sister. 哈梦妮的妹妹
Harmony's sister.
如果她是不小心发现一桩谋杀案 为什么要雇用我？
If she stumbles on a murder plot, why hire me to film it? 如果她是不小心发现一桩谋杀案 为什么要雇用我？
-为什么不直接去报警？ -对啊，我还是觉得...
Why not simply go to the police? Right. And I still think... -为什么不直接去报警？ -对啊，我还是觉得...
维若妮卡戴克斯特跟她爸的事情 有点诡异
...this Veronica Dexter father-daughter business is wanky. 维若妮卡戴克斯特跟她爸的事情 有点诡异
跟她爸重修旧好的事情
So the whole reconcilement thing? 跟她爸重修旧好的事情
是和好啦，笨蛋！
"Reconciliation," idiot. 是和好啦，笨蛋！
"Reconciliation," idiot.
她回美国、撤销告诉 然后搬去跟她爸一起住
She comes back to the States, drops the lawsuit, moves in with her father. 她回美国、撤销告诉 然后搬去跟她爸一起住
-突然之间他们就感情好到分不开？ -这是什么意思？
Suddenly they're inseparable? So, what are you saying? -突然之间他们就感情好到分不开？ -这是什么意思？
我们还要更深入调查？
We're gonna, like, probe deeper? 我们还要更深入调查？
-当然不是 -什么？
Absolutely not. What? -当然不是 -什么？
Absolutely not. What?
你到底在说什么？ 我妹妹付钱请你啊
What are you talking about? My sister paid you. 你到底在说什么？ 我妹妹付钱请你啊
-你准备落跑？ -哈梦妮...
What, you' re gonna bail? Harmony... -你准备落跑？ -哈梦妮...
你想要回你妹的钱吗？ 没问题
...do you want your sister's money back? Done. 你想要回你妹的钱吗？ 没问题
不过同时也别再插手了
In the meantime, back off. 不过同时也别再插手了
免得你把我跟哈利害死
Before you get me and Harry killed. 免得你把我跟哈利害死
不好意思
Pardon me. 不好意思
Pardon me.
嘿，我的运气还不错 他们给我同一个房间
Hey, I lucked out. They gave me the same room. 嘿，我的运气还不错 他们给我同一个房间
-真幸运 -房间还不错耶，要上来吗？
Lucky you. It's pretty good. You wanna come up? -真幸运 -房间还不错耶，要上来吗？
不，我不要 为什么我要上去？
No, I don't wanna come up. Why would I go up there? 不，我不要 为什么我要上去？
-他们已经清理过了 -车子快来了，我要走了，天啊
They cleaned it. The car is coming. I'm going. Jesus. -他们已经清理过了 -车子快来了，我要走了，天啊
你知道吗，哈利？不准走！
You know what, Harry? Stop. 你知道吗，哈利？不准走！
You know what, Harry? Stop.
你为什么要对我说谎？
Why'd you lie to me? 你为什么要对我说谎？
那是留在你身边的借口 所以我想，说点谎...
It was an excuse to stay around you. So I think, in the realm of lies... 那是留在你身边的借口 所以我想，说点谎...
你真是个大白痴
You are such a dumb-ass. 你真是个大白痴
-我不是你想像的那种人，哈利 -我想像你是怎么样的人呢？
I am so not who you think I am, Harry. And who would that be? -我不是你想像的那种人，哈利 -我想像你是怎么样的人呢？
你觉得我...觉得我很美好
You think I'm... You think I'm amazing. 你觉得我...觉得我很美好
没错，你觉得我很棒很美好...
You do. You think I'm so amazing... 没错，你觉得我很棒很美好...
因为我跟你说我很棒
...because that's who I told you I'd be. 因为我跟你说我很棒
但是那只是我的理想
Yeah, that was the game plan. 但是那只是我的理想
Yeah, that was the game plan.
-你成功啦 -没有人这么认为
You know what? It worked. No one else thinks so. -你成功啦 -没有人这么认为
-我这样认为不算吗？ -不算
My opinion doesn't count? No, it doesn't. -我这样认为不算吗？ -不算
因为你才刚来这里
Because you're new here. 因为你才刚来这里
Because you're new here.
看看四周 一堆比我年轻又漂亮的女生
Look around, there's younger and better. 看看四周 一堆比我年轻又漂亮的女生
我不要年轻漂亮的女生 我要你
I don't want younger and better, I want you. 我不要年轻漂亮的女生 我要你
我真是蠢，抱歉 你知道吗...
I'm such a moron. I'm sorry. You know what... 我真是蠢，抱歉 你知道吗...
-没关系，我要走了... -我是个笨蛋
It doesn't mather, I'm going. Look, just... I'm such an idiot. -没关系，我要走了... -我是个笨蛋
我是小偷
I steal shit. 我是小偷
-什么？ -我靠偷东西维生
Come again? That's what I do for a living. -什么？ -我靠偷东西维生
我专门偷视听设备
I steal audio-visual components. 我专门偷视听设备
I steal audio-visual components.
我是小偷，我抢劫了一个房子 偷了这只表
I steal. I robbed a house. I stole this watch. 我是小偷，我抢劫了一个房子 偷了这只表
这只表很酷，会发亮 我还在大厅偷了口香糖...
It's a cool watch. It's got this little light thing. I stole this gum... 这只表很酷，会发亮 我还在大厅偷了口香糖...
因为时间有点赶
...from the lobby, because it was kind of a rush. 因为时间有点赶
我从来都是半途而废 生命中每个阶段都一样
I've never finished anything that I've started my entire life. 我从来都是半途而废 生命中每个阶段都一样
我没念完书、没有结婚 我一无所有
Not school, not marriage, nothing. 我没念完书、没有结婚 我一无所有
我就是这样什么事情都...
And I have this thing where, like halfway in the middle, I just... 我就是这样什么事情都...
半途而废
...and I cut and run. 半途而废
就像那天晚上 你碰我的时候...
Like the other night when you were all over me... 就像那天晚上 你碰我的时候...
后来你决定放弃，就只有...
...and you gave up and just went for it with... 后来你决定放弃，就只有...
没错，我转移目标到你那个丑朋友身上 淳朴的朋友，她不丑
Prime example. I switched to the ugly friend. Homely friend. She's not ugly. 没错，我转移目标到你那个丑朋友身上 淳朴的朋友，她不丑
她很淳朴
She's homely. 她很淳朴
She's homely.
别走，拜托
Don't go. Please. 别走，拜托
现在还不要走
Not yet. 现在还不要走
Not yet.
事情还没结束
This isn't finished. 事情还没结束
This isn't finished.
-转过身 -为什么？
Turn around. Why? -转过身 -为什么？
Turn around. Why?
-转过身就对了 -怎样？衣服的标签跑出来了？
Just turn around. What, my tag's out? -转过身就对了 -怎样？衣服的标签跑出来了？
-这个烂地方有酒吧吧？ -没错
This dump have a bar? Yeah. -这个烂地方有酒吧吧？ -没错
-从现在开始请叫我滑头 -真是了不起
Call me "Slick" from here on out. That was such a good job. -从现在开始请叫我滑头 -真是了不起
你还偷了真多口香糖
You snagged a ton of gum. 你还偷了真多口香糖
-偷这种小东西... -喔，哈利...
I mean, petty theft... Oh, Harry. -偷这种小东西... -喔，哈利...
我不该喝最后那一杯龙舌兰
I really didn't need that last shot of tequila. 我不该喝最后那一杯龙舌兰
天啊
Oh, God. 天啊
我有个疯狂的想法
I just had a weird thought. 我有个疯狂的想法
I just had a weird thought.
维若妮卡戴克斯特，我近距离看到她 而且我还拖着她的尸体
Veronica Dexter. I saw the body up close. Hell, I carried the damn thing. 维若妮卡戴克斯特，我近距离看到她 而且我还拖着她的尸体
那两次她的身体都是湿透的 所以很透明，所以...
Both times, the dress was soaked through, so it was transparent. So... 那两次她的身体都是湿透的 所以很透明，所以...
天啊，哈利 你想说什么？
God, Harry, where are you going with this? 天啊，哈利 你想说什么？
God, Harry, where are you going with this?
没...没有啦，只是...
No, no, no. It's just... 没...没有啦，只是...
No, no, no. It's just...
派瑞说那个小妞相信 重生之类的事情
Perry said this chick was deep into the born-again bit... 派瑞说那个小妞相信 重生之类的事情
所以如果她有穿上内衣的话...
...so it's probably nothing, but just if she had on underwear... 所以如果她有穿上内衣的话...
我是没看到啦
...I didn't see any. 我是没看到啦
-我睡在沙发上吧 -好，谢谢
I guess I'm taking the couch. Yeah. Thanks. -我睡在沙发上吧 -好，谢谢
你也可以睡这里 不过就只是单纯的睡觉，哈利
Or you can sleep here. But it would only be sleeping, Harry. 你也可以睡这里 不过就只是单纯的睡觉，哈利
希望你不会觉得失望
If that's gonna frustrate you. 希望你不会觉得失望
等着看吧
Let's see. 等着看吧
Let's see.
喔，哈利
Oh, Harry. 喔，哈利
Oh, Harry.
好久不见
So long ago. 好久不见
So long ago.
结果事情并不如我们预期，对吧？
Didn't really turn out the way we hoped, did it? 结果事情并不如我们预期，对吧？
我想如果我绞尽脑汁 应该可以想到最不该去的地方
I guess if I racked my brain, I could think of worse places to be. 我想如果我绞尽脑汁 应该可以想到最不该去的地方
-是吗，白鬼？ -白鬼？
Is that so, Whitey? Whitey? -是吗，白鬼？ -白鬼？
-你是想说我是白马王子吗？ -或许吧
Calling me a knight? Maybe, yeah. -你是想说我是白马王子吗？ -或许吧
Calling me a knight? Maybe, yeah.
除了你的那话儿 并不是太英勇呢
Except for the boner. That's not too knightly. 除了你的那话儿 并不是太英勇呢
Except for the boner. That's not too knightly.
怎么会 它每个晚上跟大部分的早上都很英勇
The hell it isn't. Actually, it's nightly and most mornings. 怎么会 它每个晚上跟大部分的早上都很英勇
干！我不是王子，抱歉
Fuck it, I'm not a knight. I'm sorry. 干！我不是王子，抱歉
Fuck it, I'm not a knight. I'm sorry.
我在想... 我要抓狂了，所以我想或许...
I'm thinking... I'm going nuts, so I think maybe... 我在想... 我要抓狂了，所以我想或许...
I'm thinking... I'm going nuts, so I think maybe...
-这张沙发还不错 -什么？拜托，哈利
...the couch is good. What? Stop. Harry. -这张沙发还不错 -什么？拜托，哈利
...the couch is good. What? Stop. Harry.
不然我可以继续喝酒 喝到醉倒为止
Or I can keep drinking until it goes away. 不然我可以继续喝酒 喝到醉倒为止
Or I can keep drinking until it goes away.
哈利，我是说真的 如果你感觉不舒服...
Harry, seriously, if you're at all uncomfortable... 哈利，我是说真的 如果你感觉不舒服...
Harry, seriously, if you're at all uncomfortable...
我很愿意想办法帮忙
...I am more than happy to do something. 我很愿意想办法帮忙
...I am more than happy to do something.
-拜托，不用了 -为什么不用？
For chrissake, no. Why not? -拜托，不用了 -为什么不用？
For chrissake, no. Why not?
我不希望你抱着同情的心态
I don't want you to offer it as... Not, "It's a courtesy freebie." 我不希望你抱着同情的心态
-你真的很直接耶 -我不想要当备胎
You're so anal. I don't want the backup: -你真的很直接耶 -我不想要当备胎
You're so anal. I don't want the backup:
我不要你心里想着 “让我帮你一把...”
"Let me just give you a hand here"... 我不要你心里想着 “让我帮你一把...”
"Let me just give you a hand here"...
我不要当备胎
...as a kind of, like, default backup thing. 我不要当备胎
你不会再打电话给我了
You're gonna stop calling me. 你不会再打电话给我了
不，那是不可能的
No. You know, that's crazy. 不，那是不可能的
No. You know, that's crazy.
我对天发誓，就是你了
I swear to God, this is it. 我对天发誓，就是你了
I swear to God, this is it.
你是我的梦中情人 一直都是
You are the dream girl. You always have been. 你是我的梦中情人 一直都是
You are the dream girl. You always have been.
这是命中注定
This is destiny. 这是命中注定
This is destiny.
好
Okay. 好
Okay.
在这之前...
Before we do this... 在这之前...
我有件事情要跟你忏悔
...I have a little confession to make. 我有件事情要跟你忏悔
...I have a little confession to make.
我的好朋友！你说你只是去他家 跟他说再见而已
My best friend! You said you were going to drop by his house, wave goodbye. 我的好朋友！你说你只是去他家 跟他说再见而已
我那时候要出发到洛杉矶 再也没机会看到他了...
I was leaving for L.A. I was never gonna see him... 我那时候要出发到洛杉矶 再也没机会看到他了...
I was leaving for L.A. I was never gonna see him...
-他看起来很悲伤 -他看起来很悲伤？
He looked sad. He looked sad? -他看起来很悲伤 -他看起来很悲伤？
He looked sad. He looked sad?
-对啊 -你跟休可查尼上床？
Yes, he did. You slept with Chook Chutney. -对啊 -你跟休可查尼上床？
Yes, he did. You slept with Chook Chutney.
干！拜托，哈利 都几百年前的事情了
Fuck. For chrissake, Harry, it was forever ago. 干！拜托，哈利 都几百年前的事情了
Fuck. For chrissake, Harry, it was forever ago.
拜托 我那时候跟现在不一样
Come on, I was a different person back then. 拜托 我那时候跟现在不一样
Come on, I was a different person back then.
-你跟休可查尼上床，天啊 -拜托
You slept with Chook. Excuse me. Come on. -你跟休可查尼上床，天啊 -拜托
You slept with Chook. Excuse me. Come on.
-注意你的手 -哈利！
Watch your hand. Harry! -注意你的手 -哈利！
Watch your hand. Harry!
-哈啰 -哈利，她有被强暴吗？
Yeah. Harry, was she raped? -哈啰 -哈利，她有被强暴吗？
那个戴克斯特，她有被强暴吗？
The Dexter girl, was she raped? 那个戴克斯特，她有被强暴吗？
The Dexter girl, was she raped?
没有，验尸报告说 没有被强暴的迹象
No, the ME's report showed no indication of rape stuff. 没有，验尸报告说 没有被强暴的迹象
你跟休可查尼上床
You slept with Chook Chutney. 你跟休可查尼上床
You slept with Chook Chutney.
强尼葛萨默惊悚片 你不会想要住在那里
（第四天 谋杀的简单艺术）
醒醒，哈利，醒醒啊
Wake up. Harry, wake up. 醒醒，哈利，醒醒啊
-起来 -怎么了？
Get up. What's up? -起来 -怎么了？
Get up. What's up?
哈梦妮碰到麻烦了，快去换衣服
Harmony's in trouble. Get dressed. 哈梦妮碰到麻烦了，快去换衣服
Harmony's in trouble. Get dressed.
走吧
Let's go. 走吧
Let's go.
派瑞，是我，听着 维若妮卡戴克斯特那件案子很糟
Perry, it's me. Listen, this Veronica Dexter business stinks. 派瑞，是我，听着 维若妮卡戴克斯特那件案子很糟
我要去查一些哈利说的事情
I'm gonna go check on something Harry said. 我要去查一些哈利说的事情
I'm gonna go check on something Harry said.
打电话给我 如果我是对的，你就完了
Call me. If I'm right, you 'll shit. 打电话给我 如果我是对的，你就完了
Call me. If I'm right, you 'll shit.
-你对她说了什么？ -没什么啊
What did you say to her? Nothing. -你对她说了什么？ -没什么啊
What did you say to her? Nothing.
-我不知道到底发生什么事情 -她开谜团了
I don't get what's happening. She solved this thing. -我不知道到底发生什么事情 -她开谜团了
你那羞答答的小妞 解开了案子的谜团，我现在找不到她
That sly little minx of yours has solved this case, and now I can't find her. 你那羞答答的小妞 解开了案子的谜团，我现在找不到她
-你担心吗？ -你不担心啊？
You're worried. You're not worried? -你担心吗？ -你不担心啊？
You're worried. You're not worried?
我当然担心 如果你担心的话，我是应该担心
Of course. If you are, I should be. 我当然担心 如果你担心的话，我是应该担心
Of course. If you are, I should be.
你到底说了什么？ 快点想
Now, what did you say? Think. 你到底说了什么？ 快点想
Now, what did you say? Think.
-你说了有关于那件案子的事情 -对...
You said something about the case. Yeah. Yeah. -你说了有关于那件案子的事情 -对...
说什么？
What? 说什么？
What?
我说了关于命中注定的事情 他摇着头
I tell him about destiny. He 's shaking his head. 我说了关于命中注定的事情 他摇着头
关于梦中情人的事，他不在乎 我提到了内衣的事情
about dream girls, he doesn 't care. I mention the ynderwear thing... 关于梦中情人的事，他不在乎 我提到了内衣的事情
他很生气
...he has a fucking conniption. 他很生气
...he has a fucking conniption.
你们呢，电影观众？
And you? How about it, filmgoer? 你们呢，电影观众？
And you? How about it, filmgoer?
（哈伦戴克斯特 精神治疗中心）
你们解开了洛杉矶谋杀案吗？
Have you solved the case of the dead people in L. A? 你们解开了洛杉矶谋杀案吗？
时代广场的观众 不要对着银幕大叫
times Sqyare aydiences, don 't shout at the screen. 时代广场的观众 不要对着银幕大叫
不要再找碴 因为情况只会更糟
And stop picking at that, it'll just get worse. 不要再找碴 因为情况只会更糟
-一下子就好 -好
This won't take a second. Right. -一下子就好 -好
嗨，你今晚好吗？
Hi. How are you doing tonight? 嗨，你今晚好吗？
他们把我的蟋蟀给人了
They gave away my crickets. 他们把我的蟋蟀给人了
They gave away my crickets.
不好意思 你有没有看过这个女人？
Excuse me, you wouldn't, by chance, happen to have seen this woman? 不好意思 你有没有看过这个女人？
没有，我不喜欢他 克特科本拿走我的蟋蟀
No. I don't like him. Kurt Cobain, he took my cricket. 没有，我不喜欢他 克特科本拿走我的蟋蟀
对，真是令人难过
Of course. That's sad. 对，真是令人难过
Of course. That's sad.
女士，希望你不要介意 我想问你...
Ma'am, I hope you won't be offended when I ask you... 女士，希望你不要介意 我想问你...
在医院的蓝色袍子里面 有没有穿内衣
...if you're wearing anything at all underneath your hospital blues. 在医院的蓝色袍子里面 有没有穿内衣
有没有穿内衣或内裤 这很重要
Any undergarments. It's important. 有没有穿内衣或内裤 这很重要
那是很重要的线索 维若妮卡戴克斯特是这家医院的病人
That's the clue. Veronica Dexter was a patient here. 那是很重要的线索 维若妮卡戴克斯特是这家医院的病人
私人精神治疗中心 再乖的女生来这里都不穿内衣裤的
Private mental clinic, where even nice girls don't wear undies. 私人精神治疗中心 再乖的女生来这里都不穿内衣裤的
她怎么可能住在这里 又同时参加那么多派对？
How could she be here and meanwhile, she's out having parties? 她怎么可能住在这里 又同时参加那么多派对？
动动脑，她先是恨她爸，后来又爱他 先是提起告诉，后来又撤销，为什么？
Think. First she hates her dad, then loves him. Has a lawsuit, withdraws it. Why? 动动脑，她先是恨她爸，后来又爱他 先是提起告诉，后来又撤销，为什么？
-我告诉你原因 -喔，天啊
I'll tell you why. Oh, my God. -我告诉你原因 -喔，天啊
天啊 所以有两个不同的女生，对吧？
Oh, my God. So it's two different girls, right? 天啊 所以有两个不同的女生，对吧？
Oh, my God. So it's two different girls, right?
他把女儿关到这里 然后派个假冒的到外头
He stashed his daughter in here, and then he put the ringer on the street. 他把女儿关到这里 然后派个假冒的到外头
因为他需要一个像她的人 撤销告诉
He needs someone who looks like her to withdraw the complaint. 因为他需要一个像她的人 撤销告诉
-已经10年了 -这真是太疯狂了
It's been 10 years. This is nuts. -已经10年了 -这真是太疯狂了
It's been 10 years. This is nuts.
-根本就是葛萨默书里的剧情 -当然啊...
It's right out of a Gossamer book. Of course... -根本就是葛萨默书里的剧情 -当然啊...
It's right out of a Gossamer book. Of course...
设计整个犯罪案件的人 拥有葛萨默所有的着作
...because the guy who planned the crimes has all the books. 设计整个犯罪案件的人 拥有葛萨默所有的着作
他读了所有的书，那些书都在他家 而且他还参与了...
He's read them all. They're in his house. Plus, he was in that piece of shit... 他读了所有的书，那些书都在他家 而且他还参与了...
那个电影演出
...movie. 那个电影演出
...movie.
你是说那个假冒的女生...
You're telling me the girl imposter... 你是说那个假冒的女生...
You're telling me the girl imposter...
一个挺而走险的男人需要一个 假冒的女儿
A desperate man needs a replacement daughter. 一个挺而走险的男人需要一个 假冒的女儿
A desperate man needs a replacement daughter.
然后一个女孩出现了 哈梦妮的妹妹
Along comes a girl, Harmony's sister. 然后一个女孩出现了 哈梦妮的妹妹
Along comes a girl, Harmony's sister.
-刚下公车，要寻找她的父亲 -我想我找到冒牌货了
Fresh off the bus, looking for her dad. I'd say I found my imposter. -刚下公车，要寻找她的父亲 -我想我找到冒牌货了
离开这里吧
Let's get out of here. 离开这里吧
Let's get out of here.
-那她去了哪里呢？ -闭嘴，我正在思考
So where did she go from here? Shut up, I'm thinking. -那她去了哪里呢？ -闭嘴，我正在思考
对了，这件事情
By the way, this thing: 对了，这件事情
By the way, this thing:
是你做过最娘的事情
Single gayest thing you've ever done. 是你做过最娘的事情
Single gayest thing you've ever done.
-晚安，各位 -嗨，我们彻底的迷路了
Evening, gentlemen. Hi, we are so incredibly lost. -晚安，各位 -嗨，我们彻底的迷路了
Evening, gentlemen. Hi, we are so incredibly lost.
凡史卓克先生，哈啰
Mr. Van Shrike, hello. 凡史卓克先生，哈啰
Mr. Van Shrike, hello.
你们看起来很冷 进来吧
You look chilly. Come back inside. 你们看起来很冷 进来吧
You look chilly. Come back inside.
我是从东岸来的 很习惯冷冷的天气
I'm from back East. I'm kind of digging the cold. 我是从东岸来的 很习惯冷冷的天气
I'm from back East. I'm kind of digging the cold.
-干！那是他说的 -不然我可以在这里把你杀了
Fuck! He's the one who said it. Or I can kill you here. -干！那是他说的 -不然我可以在这里把你杀了
哈利，我想的是 真实跟虚构之间的关系
Harry, I was thinking some more about this reality versus fiction. 哈利，我想的是 真实跟虚构之间的关系
Harry, I was thinking some more about this reality versus fiction.
比如说在电影里面，如果一个人 拿把枪抵在一个蠢蛋背后跟他说
Like in the movies, when a guy sticks a gun at some schmuck's back and says: 比如说在电影里面，如果一个人 拿把枪抵在一个蠢蛋背后跟他说
-“散个步吧”，就代表他有了人质 -我看过那部电影
"Let's take a walk." He's got a hostage. I've seen that movie. -“散个步吧”，就代表他有了人质 -我看过那部电影
"Let's take a walk." He's got a hostage. I've seen that movie.
在现实生活中，那样的职业绑匪 应该会保持五英尺的距离
In reality, the pros like about five feet of separation. 在现实生活中，那样的职业绑匪 应该会保持五英尺的距离
In reality, the pros like about five feet of separation.
这样那个蠢蛋才没机会抢到枪 反过来把绑匪给毙了
That's so the schmuck doesn't take the gun back and make him eat it. 这样那个蠢蛋才没机会抢到枪 反过来把绑匪给毙了
很烂吧？ 我刚刚打了你
Doesn't that suck? I just hit you for no reason. 很烂吧？ 我刚刚打了你
Doesn't that suck? I just hit you for no reason.
小心
Watch it. 小心
Watch it.
-告诉我们哈梦妮在哪儿 -去死吧
T ell us where Harmony is. Fuck you, mary. -告诉我们哈梦妮在哪儿 -去死吧
T ell us where Harmony is. Fuck you, mary.
你还是不懂，对吧？ 这不是好警察跟坏警察的状况
You don't get it, do you? This isn't "good cop, bad cop." 你还是不懂，对吧？ 这不是好警察跟坏警察的状况
You don't get it, do you? This isn't "good cop, bad cop."
我们是同志跟纽约客 你麻烦大了
This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble. 我们是同志跟纽约客 你麻烦大了
This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
拜托，你到底在保护谁？ 一切都结束了，戴克斯特完了
For chrissake, who are you protecting? It's all over. Dexter is going down. 拜托，你到底在保护谁？ 一切都结束了，戴克斯特完了
-完蛋了 -我知道维若妮卡的官司
Down. I know about Veronica's lawsuit. -完蛋了 -我知道维若妮卡的官司
Down. I know about Veronica's lawsuit.
我知道戴克斯特快要破产了 还知道他找了假冒的女儿
I know Dexter was facing ruin. I even know he switched daughters. 我知道戴克斯特快要破产了 还知道他找了假冒的女儿
I know Dexter was facing ruin. I even know he switched daughters.
而且还成功的唬弄大家好一阵子 直到上个礼拜才被戳破
Which, for God's sake, actually did work for a while, till last week. 而且还成功的唬弄大家好一阵子 直到上个礼拜才被戳破
Which, for God's sake, actually did work for a while, till last week.
-所以他不得不杀了她，对吧？ -闭上你的嘴
Then he had to kill her, huh? Put a sock in it. -所以他不得不杀了她，对吧？ -闭上你的嘴
Then he had to kill her, huh? Put a sock in it.
-我在问问题 -如果你问我们问题...
I'm asking a question. If you ask questions... -我在问问题 -如果你问我们问题...
I'm asking a question. If you ask questions...
感觉好像我们什么都不知道 懂吗？
...then it seems like we don't know anything. Okay? 感觉好像我们什么都不知道 懂吗？
...then it seems like we don't know anything. Okay?
还有啊，一定是她男朋友 那个从巴黎来的家伙
And for the record, it was the boyfriend, the guy from Paris. 还有啊，一定是她男朋友 那个从巴黎来的家伙
And for the record, it was the boyfriend, the guy from Paris.
他发现了冒牌货 发现“那不是维若妮卡”，没错吧？
He would've spothed the fake and said, "That's not Veronica." Am I right? 他发现了冒牌货 发现“那不是维若妮卡”，没错吧？
He would've spothed the fake and said, "That's not Veronica." Am I right?
-干！ -没错
Fuck you! Exactly. -干！ -没错
Fuck you! Exactly.
所以戴克斯特派人杀了维若妮卡 让她穿上衣服...
So Dexter had Veronica killed, threw a dress on her... 所以戴克斯特派人杀了维若妮卡 让她穿上衣服...
So Dexter had Veronica killed, threw a dress on her...
把尸体载去弃尸，然后走人 不过他忽略了一件事
...dumped the body and walked away clean, except for one little thing. 把尸体载去弃尸，然后走人 不过他忽略了一件事
...dumped the body and walked away clean, except for one little thing.
-贴身衣物 -一套内衣内裤
Underpants. One tiny little pair of undies. -贴身衣物 -一套内衣内裤
Underpants. One tiny little pair of undies.
对
Yeah. 对
Yeah.
你觉得很好笑吗？ 我要打断你的鼻子
You think that's funny, huh? I'm gonna break your nose now. 你觉得很好笑吗？ 我要打断你的鼻子
You think that's funny, huh? I'm gonna break your nose now.
我要你想像脑袋中有子弹的样子 可以吗？
I want you to picture a bullet inside your head. Can you do that for me? 我要你想像脑袋中有子弹的样子 可以吗？
I want you to picture a bullet inside your head. Can you do that for me?
去死吧
Fuck you. 去死吧
Fuck you.
-你的意思很含糊不清？ -含糊不清？我可不这样想 Fuck you.
-你的意思很含糊不清？ -含糊不清？我可不这样想
Anyway, that's ambiguous. Ambiguous? I don't think so. -你的意思很含糊不清？ -含糊不清？我可不这样想
Anyway, that's ambiguous. Ambiguous? I don't think so.
不是啦，他是说 你说“想像脑袋中有子弹”
He means when you say, "Picture it inside your head"... 不是啦，他是说 你说“想像脑袋中有子弹”
He means when you say, "Picture it inside your head"...
意思是“待会儿你的脑袋里 会有子弹”
...is that "a bullet will be inside your head"... 意思是“待会儿你的脑袋里 会有子弹”
...is that "a bullet will be inside your head"...
-还是“想像有子弹”的意思呢？ -哈利，不要再碎碎念了
...or "picture it in your head"? Harry, will you shut up. -还是“想像有子弹”的意思呢？ -哈利，不要再碎碎念了
...or "picture it in your head"? Harry, will you shut up.
我根本不认识那个女的，真的 我是唬你们的
I don't know anything about a girl, seriously. I was bluffing. 我根本不认识那个女的，真的 我是唬你们的
I don't know anything about a girl, seriously. I was bluffing.
-我觉得你现在才是唬人的 -哈利，你在干嘛？
I think that you are bluffing right now. Harry, what are you doing? -我觉得你现在才是唬人的 -哈利，你在干嘛？
对付这种喜欢唬人的家伙...
What I'm doing for the guy who likes to bluff... 对付这种喜欢唬人的家伙...
What I'm doing for the guy who likes to bluff...
我会玩一种游戏叫做 “我在吹牛吗？”，她在哪儿？
...is I'm playing a little game called "Am I Bluffing?" Where is she? 我会玩一种游戏叫做 “我在吹牛吗？”，她在哪儿？
哈梦妮到底在哪里？ 你想来硬的吗？
Where the fuck is Harmony? You want to play hardball? 哈梦妮到底在哪里？ 你想来硬的吗？
Where the fuck is Harmony? You want to play hardball?
那女孩到底在哪里？
Where is the girl? 那女孩到底在哪里？
Where is the girl?
你刚做了什么？
What did you just do? 你刚做了什么？
What did you just do?
-我刚放了一颗子弹到他脑袋里 -你在枪里面装了子弹？
I just put in one bullet, didn't I? You put a live round in that gun? -我刚放了一颗子弹到他脑袋里 -你在枪里面装了子弹？
I just put in one bullet, didn't I? You put a live round in that gun?
是啊，大概有百分之八的机会
Yeah, there was like an 8 percent chance. 是啊，大概有百分之八的机会
Yeah, there was like an 8 percent chance.
-八？你的数学是谁教的？ -可能更多吧，我不知道... Yeah, there was like an 8 percent chance.
-八？你的数学是谁教的？ -可能更多吧，我不知道...
Eight? Who taught you math? Maybe it was more. I don't know... -八？你的数学是谁教的？ -可能更多吧，我不知道...
Eight? Who taught you math? Maybe it was more. I don't know...
该死！
Shit! 该死！
Shit!
-哈啰？ -派瑞，是你吗？
Hello? Perry, is that you? -哈啰？ -派瑞，是你吗？
Hello? Perry, is that you?
-嘿，是我 -嗨，哈梦妮
Hey, it's me. Hi, Harmony. -嘿，是我 -嗨，哈梦妮
Hey, it's me. Hi, Harmony.
-怎么回事？ -你在哪儿？
Wtat's going on? Where are you? -怎么回事？ -你在哪儿？
Wtat's going on? Where are you?
-在家啊 -你在家？
At home. you 're at home? -在家啊 -你在家？
At home. you 're at home?
我刚回到家，今天整天都待在 比佛利山庄，一个无聊的宴会
I just got back. I was in the Hills all day. Shitty reception. 我刚回到家，今天整天都待在 比佛利山庄，一个无聊的宴会
I just got back. I was in the Hills all day. Shitty reception.
-你听起来不太好 -你为什么不跟着直觉走？
You don't sound so good. Why aren't you following your lead? -你听起来不太好 -你为什么不跟着直觉走？
You don't sound so good. Why aren't you following your lead?
喔，算了啦，那太扯了
Oh, forget it. It's just crazy. 喔，算了啦，那太扯了
Oh, forget it. It's just crazy.
不，一点都不扯 听着...
No, it's not crazy. Listen... 不，一点都不扯 听着...
No, it's not crazy. Listen...
-一切都在葛萨默书里面 -别说话，听我说
It's right oyt of a Gossamer book. Don't talk. Listen. -一切都在葛萨默书里面 -别说话，听我说
It's right oyt of a Gossamer book. Don't talk. Listen.
-百分之八 -还有你，不要再算了
Eight percent. And you, stop multiplying. -百分之八 -还有你，不要再算了
Eight percent. And you, stop multiplying.
不，不是你 听着，打电话到市中心...
No, not you. Listen, call downtown... 不，不是你 听着，打电话到市中心...
No, not you. Listen, call downtown...
问问看维若妮卡戴克斯特的尸体 被送到太平间没
...see if Veronica Dexter's body has gone to the mortuary. 问问看维若妮卡戴克斯特的尸体 被送到太平间没
...see if Veronica Dexter's body has gone to the mortuary.
如果有的话 问问看火葬的时间确定没 ...see if Veronica Dexter's body has gone to the mortuary.
如果有的话 问问看火葬的时间确定没
If it has, see if there 's a cremation schedyled. 如果有的话 问问看火葬的时间确定没
If it has, see if there 's a cremation schedyled.
-等等，派瑞 -打电话给我
Wait, Perry. Call me back right away. -等等，派瑞 -打电话给我
Wait, Perry. Call me back right away.
反正他本来就要杀你的 他是这样说的
Look, he was gonna kill you anyway. He said so. 反正他本来就要杀你的 他是这样说的
Look, he was gonna kill you anyway. He said so.
把他盖起来，我去开车
Cover him up. I'll get the car. 把他盖起来，我去开车
Cover him up. I'll get the car.
-好，这样就差不多了 -哈利...
All right, that's pretty much all done. Harry... -好，这样就差不多了 -哈利...
All right, that's pretty much all done. Harry...
我知道了 我们可以把戴克斯特那个混蛋打倒
I got an idea. I say we take the son of a bitch Dexter down. 我知道了 我们可以把戴克斯特那个混蛋打倒
带他去赛车场 请他喝一杯
To the racetrack and buy the son of a gun a drink. 带他去赛车场 请他喝一杯
你觉得怎么样，派瑞？ 干！这不公平，一点都不公平 To the racetrack and buy the son of a gun a drink.
你觉得怎么样，派瑞？ 干！这不公平，一点都不公平
What do you say, Perry? Oh, fuck, no fair. No fucking fair. 你觉得怎么样，派瑞？ 干！这不公平，一点都不公平
艾力欧，帮凡史卓克先生搜个身 What do you say, Perry? Oh, fuck, no fair. No fucking fair.
艾力欧，帮凡史卓克先生搜个身
Aurelio, give Mr. Van Shrike a little pat down. 艾力欧，帮凡史卓克先生搜个身
Aurelio, give Mr. Van Shrike a little pat down.
站好
Fucking maric¨®n. 站好
Fucking maric¨®n.
丢过来，看看是谁打来的
Toss it here. Let's see who it is. 丢过来，看看是谁打来的
Toss it here. Let's see who it is.
我们麻烦大了 戴克斯特逮到我们啦
We're in trouble. Dexter's got us. 我们麻烦大了 戴克斯特逮到我们啦
We're in trouble. Dexter's got us.
他刚叫了地毯清洁服务公司去救他
He just asked a carpet-cleaning service to save him. 他刚叫了地毯清洁服务公司去救他
He just asked a carpet-cleaning service to save him.
抱歉啦，孩子，手倒是很好看呢
Sorry, kid. Good hands, though. 抱歉啦，孩子，手倒是很好看呢
Sorry, kid. Good hands, though.
谢谢，我以前是魔术师
Thanks. Used to be a magician. 谢谢，我以前是魔术师
Thanks. Used to be a magician.
只要39块9毛9，一半的时间 我们就可以清好三个房间的地毯
And for 39.99 we'll carpet up to three rooms in half the time. 只要39块9毛9，一半的时间 我们就可以清好三个房间的地毯
这个服务价值40块喔 心动不如马上行动
That's a $40 value. Act today. 这个服务价值40块喔 心动不如马上行动
That's a $40 value. Act today.
棺材里的那个小妞根本就...
That chick in the casket, she won't even match up with that... 棺材里的那个小妞根本就...
That chick in the casket, she won't even match up with that...
跟你搬来搬去的冒牌货不一样 你有想过吗？ That chick in the casket, she won't even match up with that...
跟你搬来搬去的冒牌货不一样 你有想过吗？
...ringer you been toting around. You ever think about that? 跟你搬来搬去的冒牌货不一样 你有想过吗？
...ringer you been toting around. You ever think about that?
有啊，哈利 所以他要把尸体火化
He did, Harry. That's why he's cremating the body. 有啊，哈利 所以他要把尸体火化
He did, Harry. That's why he's cremating the body.
准备好了吗？
Yeah, you ready? 准备好了吗？
Yeah, you ready?
说到邪恶，我得闪了
Speak of the devil. Gotta go. 说到邪恶，我得闪了
Speak of the devil. Gotta go.
派瑞，很高兴认识你
Perry, nice to have known you. 派瑞，很高兴认识你
Perry, nice to have known you.
-哈利 -哈利，当然
Harry. Harry. Yes, of course. -哈利 -哈利，当然
Harry. Harry. Yes, of course.
纽约客哈利
Harry from New York. 纽约客哈利
Harry from New York.
我希望你不会因为今晚的经历 对洛杉矶产生成见
I hope you don't judge Los Angeles based solely on your experience tonight. 我希望你不会因为今晚的经历 对洛杉矶产生成见
我有点害怕，派瑞
I'm kind of scared here, Perry. 我有点害怕，派瑞
I'm kind of scared here, Perry.
艾力欧，饶了他吧
Aurelio, why don't you give the kid a break? 艾力欧，饶了他吧
Aurelio, why don't you give the kid a break?
别这样，现在是圣诞节呢
Do unto others and all that. It's Christmas. 别这样，现在是圣诞节呢
Do unto others and all that. It's Christmas.
-还有谁知道？ -我什么都不知道
Who else knows? I don't know anything. -还有谁知道？ -我什么都不知道
Who else knows? I don't know anything.
我根本不是当地人，笨蛋
I'm not even from here, you fuck-up. 我根本不是当地人，笨蛋
I'm not even from here, you fuck-up.
戴克斯特先生，棺木准备好了
Mr. Dexter, the coffin's good to go. 戴克斯特先生，棺木准备好了
Mr. Dexter, the coffin's good to go.
好，把那个贱货烧了吧
Okay, let's burn the bitch. 好，把那个贱货烧了吧
你可以射他的胸膛 会比较简单一点
You could zap his chest. It'd be easier. 你可以射他的胸膛 会比较简单一点
You could zap his chest. It'd be easier.
可是我们都知道你不得不做的事情
But we know why you gotta do it down there. 可是我们都知道你不得不做的事情
But we know why you gotta do it down there.
你喜欢看他的小弟弟，是不是？
You like looking at his johnson, don't you? 你喜欢看他的小弟弟，是不是？
You like looking at his johnson, don't you?
承认吧，老兄，你就是忍不住
Admit it, dude, you got it in you. 承认吧，老兄，你就是忍不住
Admit it, dude, you got it in you.
够了！看着我的眼睛 告诉我你没跟男人在一起过
Enough! Look me in the eyes and tell me you've never been with a man. 够了！看着我的眼睛 告诉我你没跟男人在一起过
-去你妈的！干！ -这就是你想要的，不是吗？
Fuck you, maric¨®n! Fuck you! That's what you want, isn't it? -去你妈的！干！ -这就是你想要的，不是吗？
Fuck you, maric¨®n! Fuck you! That's what you want, isn't it?
-你想干我！ -别帮倒忙，别帮倒忙了！
You want to fuck me. Stop helping. Stop helping. -你想干我！ -别帮倒忙，别帮倒忙了！
You want to fuck me. Stop helping. Stop helping.
-如果你不是同志，就说嘛 -干！
If you are not gay, just say so. Fuck you, maric¨®n! -如果你不是同志，就说嘛 -干！
If you are not gay, just say so. Fuck you, maric¨®n!
-看看他，他说不出口！ -别再帮倒忙了
Look at him. He can't even say it. Stop helping! -看看他，他说不出口！ -别再帮倒忙了
Look at him. He can't even say it. Stop helping!
-等不及要收你这个病人了 -我想也是
Can't wait to have you as a patient. Bet you can't. -等不及要收你这个病人了 -我想也是
Can't wait to have you as a patient. Bet you can't.
-这就是你要的 -闭嘴！
This is what you want. Here. Shut up! -这就是你要的 -闭嘴！
This is what you want. Here. Shut up!
看啊，你想要吗？你看啊
Take a look. You want some of this right here? Look at this. 看啊，你想要吗？你看啊
Take a look. You want some of this right here? Look at this.
闭嘴！
Just shut up! 闭嘴！
Just shut up!
干得好！
Yeah! 干得好！
Yeah!
同性恋才不看那里呢！
Homophobes never check there. 同性恋才不看那里呢！
Homophobes never check there.
还好是真的枪 我还以为同性恋...
Thank God you had a gun in there. I thought it was a gay thing... 还好是真的枪 我还以为同性恋...
Thank God you had a gun in there. I thought it was a gay thing...
真的可以那样耶，抱歉
...like somehow you guys could do that. Sorry. 真的可以那样耶，抱歉
...like somehow you guys could do that. Sorry.
-还好吧？ -不太好
Are you okay? Not really, no. -还好吧？ -不太好
各位，我们赶快离开这里吧
Gentlemen, let's wrap it up and get out of here. 各位，我们赶快离开这里吧
Gentlemen, let's wrap it up and get out of here.
-谁要开车？ -丢铜板决定吧
Who's driving? I tell you what, I'll flip you for it. -谁要开车？ -丢铜板决定吧
好
All right. 好
All right.
-这里 -该死！
This way, come on. Shit! -这里 -该死！
This way, come on. Shit!
-哈啰 -嘿，哈梦妮，是我
Yeah. Hey, Harmony, it's me. -哈啰 -嘿，哈梦妮，是我
Yeah. Hey, Harmony, it's me.
天啊，你怎么逃掉的？
Oh, God, how did you get away? 天啊，你怎么逃掉的？
Oh, God, how did you get away?
我用手枪把他给毙了 枪藏在小弟弟附近
I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls. 我用手枪把他给毙了 枪藏在小弟弟附近
I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.
我找不到车子，我们在靠近奥立佛街 跟高速公路交叉口，你能来载我们吗？
I can't get to my car. We're near Olive and the freeway. Can you pick us up? 我找不到车子，我们在靠近奥立佛街 跟高速公路交叉口，你能来载我们吗？
我现在在箱型车里，载着尸体 30秒后就能到那里
I'm in a van with the body. I'll be there in 30 seconds. 我现在在箱型车里，载着尸体 30秒后就能到那里
I'm in a van with the body. I'll be there in 30 seconds.
好，站在显眼一点的地方 随时准备上车喔
All right, be where I can see you. Be ready to move. 好，站在显眼一点的地方 随时准备上车喔
All right, be where I can see you. Be ready to move.
该死，他们跟在我后面 我得挂了
Shit, they' re on my tail. I gotta go. 该死，他们跟在我后面 我得挂了
在那里，她在那里！该死
Right there. She's right there! Shit. 在那里，她在那里！该死
Right there. She's right there! Shit.
哈梦妮！
Harmony! 哈梦妮！
Harmony!
哈梦妮！
Harmony! 哈梦妮！
Harmony!
-哈梦妮！ -哈利，不要！
Harmony! Harry, don't! -哈梦妮！ -哈利，不要！
Harmony! Harry, don't!
快点，我们得走了 他们要回头了，哈梦妮在那边
Come on, we gotta go. They're coming back around. Harmony's down there. 快点，我们得走了 他们要回头了，哈梦妮在那边
Come on, we gotta go. They're coming back around. Harmony's down there.
派瑞，怎么了？
Perry, what's wrong? 派瑞，怎么了？
Perry, what's wrong?
快点，呼吸啊
Come on, breathe. 快点，呼吸啊
Come on, breathe.
哈利
Harry. 哈利
Harry.
哈洛
Harold. 哈洛
Harold.
（哈梦妮）
哈洛...
Harold... 哈洛...
Harold...
用你神奇的魔力
...use your awesome might. 用你神奇的魔力
...use your awesome might.
把我从困境中解救出来吧
Save me from this hopeless plight. 把我从困境中解救出来吧
Save me from this hopeless plight.
哈洛...
Harold... 哈洛...
Harold...
哈梦妮！
Harmony! 哈梦妮！
Harmony!
真他妈的神奇
Captain Fucking Magic. 真他妈的神奇
Captain Fucking Magic.
来啊！
Come on! 来啊！
Come on!
不！
No. 不！
No.
全部解决了
There, all done. 全部解决了
There, all done.
结束了
Finished. 结束了
Finished.
哈利
Harry. 哈利
Harry.
-是你打电话给我吗？ -哈利，你被枪射中了
Did you call me? Harry, you' re shot. -是你打电话给我吗？ -哈利，你被枪射中了
Did you call me? Harry, you' re shot.
没有，要不要看一个很酷的玩意 Did you call me? Harry, you' re shot.
没有，要不要看一个很酷的玩意
No, no. Look, you want to see something cool? 没有，要不要看一个很酷的玩意
No, no. Look, you want to see something cool?
真酷！这可以挡子弹啊，哈利
Cool! This stopped the bullet, Harry. 真酷！这可以挡子弹啊，哈利
Cool! This stopped the bullet, Harry.
其实不太行
No, not really. 其实不太行
No, not really.
喔，哈利
Oh, Harry. 喔，哈利
Oh, Harry.
天啊，哈利
Oh, God, Harry. 天啊，哈利
Oh, God, Harry.
哈利
Harry. 哈利
Harry.
-嗨，欢迎归来 -是啊
Hi. Welcome back. Yeah. -嗨，欢迎归来 -是啊
Hi. Welcome back. Yeah.
-这是几根手指头？ -把猫放下来，我对猫过敏
How many fingers? Put that cat down, because I'm allergic. -这是几根手指头？ -把猫放下来，我对猫过敏
How many fingers? Put that cat down, because I'm allergic.
你感觉还好吗？你的...？
You feeling okay? How's your? 你感觉还好吗？你的...？
You feeling okay? How's your?
-我的什么？ -嗯，你的... You feeling okay? How's your?
-我的什么？ -嗯，你的...
My what? Well, your... -我的什么？ -嗯，你的...
My what? Well, your...
-下面的地方还好吗？ -他竟然敢跟你说！
Everything down there. I can't believe he told you that. -下面的地方还好吗？ -他竟然敢跟你说！
Everything down there. I can't believe he told you that.
嘿...是圣诞节耶 我的礼物在哪里，滑头？
It's Christmas, where's my present, Slick? 嘿...是圣诞节耶 我的礼物在哪里，滑头？
It's Christmas, where's my present, Slick?
你的礼物就是你不用坐牢，娘们
Your present is you're not in jail, fag-hag. 你的礼物就是你不用坐牢，娘们
Your present is you're not in jail, fag-hag.
对啦，我知道 我也很讨厌这样
Yeah, boo, hiss, I know. Look, I hate it too. 对啦，我知道 我也很讨厌这样
Yeah, boo, hiss, I know. Look, I hate it too.
因为公司挖空心思 不想让电影结局太平淡...
In movies where the stydio gets all paranoid about a downer ending... 因为公司挖空心思 不想让电影结局太平淡...
In movies where the stydio gets all paranoid about a downer ending...
所以男主角最后会突然杵着拐杖出现 神奇的还活着，我最讨厌那样了 In movies where the stydio gets all paranoid about a downer ending...
所以男主角最后会突然杵着拐杖出现 神奇的还活着，我最讨厌那样了
...so the guy shows up, he 's magically alive on crytches, I hate that. 所以男主角最后会突然杵着拐杖出现 神奇的还活着，我最讨厌那样了
我的意思是，搞什么啊 干脆把每个人都叫回来好了 ...so the guy shows up, he 's magically alive on crytches, I hate that.
我的意思是，搞什么啊 干脆把每个人都叫回来好了
I mean, shit, why not bring them all back. 我的意思是，搞什么啊 干脆把每个人都叫回来好了
I mean, shit, why not bring them all back.
可是重点是，这次是真的
but the point is, in this case, this time, it really happened. 可是重点是，这次是真的
but the point is, in this case, this time, it really happened.
派瑞是真的还活着 对，这种电影结局真的很逊...
Perry, like, lived. Yeah, it 's a dymb movie thing... 派瑞是真的还活着 对，这种电影结局真的很逊...
Perry, like, lived. Yeah, it 's a dymb movie thing...
但是要我怎么办呢，说谎吗？ Perry, like, lived. Yeah, it 's a dymb movie thing...
但是要我怎么办呢，说谎吗？
...but what do you want me to do, lie about it? 但是要我怎么办呢，说谎吗？
...but what do you want me to do, lie about it?
你有发现到什么吗？ ...but what do you want me to do, lie about it?
你有发现到什么吗？
So you found something out? 你有发现到什么吗？
So you found something out?
有，可是你们不会希望听到
Y eah. But you' re not gonna like it. 有，可是你们不会希望听到
Y eah. But you' re not gonna like it.
戴克斯特没有杀了你妹
Dexter didn't murder your sister. 戴克斯特没有杀了你妹
Dexter didn't murder your sister.
怎么可能？他利用我妹 假扮他的女儿，派瑞
That's crazy. He was using my sister to impersonate his daughter, Perry. 怎么可能？他利用我妹 假扮他的女儿，派瑞
根本没有这样的事情 我跟警察朋友谈过了
Never happened. I talked to my police guy. 根本没有这样的事情 我跟警察朋友谈过了
Never happened. I talked to my police guy.
那个冒牌货叫做米亚菲 一个从格兰岱尔来的23岁女生
The ringer was a girl named Mia Frye, 23-year-old from Glendale. 那个冒牌货叫做米亚菲 一个从格兰岱尔来的23岁女生
她不假扮维若妮卡的时候...
When she wasn't impersonating Veronica Dexter... 她不假扮维若妮卡的时候...
When she wasn't impersonating Veronica Dexter...
都会带上粉红色的假发 When she wasn't impersonating Veronica Dexter...
都会带上粉红色的假发
...she wore a pink wig. 都会带上粉红色的假发
...she wore a pink wig.
可是我妹让你到大熊湖去 到他的小木屋去啊
But my sister sent you up to Big Bear Lake, to his cabin. 可是我妹让你到大熊湖去 到他的小木屋去啊
你妹以为戴克斯特是她的亲生父亲...
Your sister was convinced that Dexter was her natural father... 你妹以为戴克斯特是她的亲生父亲...
Your sister was convinced that Dexter was her natural father...
所以她开始跟踪她 在他附近出没
...so she started following him, hanging around. 所以她开始跟踪她 在他附近出没
...so she started following him, hanging around.
你知道我接下来 要说什么了吧？
Do you see where I'm going with this? 你知道我接下来 要说什么了吧？
Do you see where I'm going with this?
有一天你妹打电话来 说她看到戴克斯特...
One day your sister came calling, and she saw Dexter... 有一天你妹打电话来 说她看到戴克斯特...
One day your sister came calling, and she saw Dexter...
跟一个粉红色头发的女生上床
...in bed with the pink-haired girl. 跟一个粉红色头发的女生上床
...in bed with the pink-haired girl.
她以为是父亲跟女儿乱伦
What she thought was father and daughter. 她以为是父亲跟女儿乱伦
What she thought was father and daughter.
在她看来是那个样子 What she thought was father and daughter.
在她看来是那个样子
Remember, that's how it would appear. 在她看来是那个样子
Remember, that's how it would appear.
她无法承受
It was too much for her. 她无法承受
It was too much for her.
先是以前的老爸这样 现在新的父亲也一样 It was too much for her.
先是以前的老爸这样 现在新的父亲也一样
First the old father, now the shiny new one. 先是以前的老爸这样 现在新的父亲也一样
她没有办法接受 所以就自杀了
She couldn't handle it, and she took her own life. 她没有办法接受 所以就自杀了
她要我拍的不是谋杀案 而是乱伦
What she hired me to film wasn't murder, but incest. 她要我拍的不是谋杀案 而是乱伦
我很遗憾
I'm sorry. 我很遗憾
I'm sorry.
为了追求不真实而付出的代价
So mych for ynreality. 为了追求不真实而付出的代价
So mych for ynreality.
我说了再见...
I said goodbye... 我说了再见...
I said goodbye...
看着强尼的世界回到虚构
...watched Jonny's world go back on the fiction shelf. 看着强尼的世界回到虚构
...watched Jonny's world go back on the fiction shelf.
但是到最后，兄弟...
but while it lasted, brother... 但是到最后，兄弟...
but while it lasted, brother...
那是小说的结局
...it was one for the books. 那是小说的结局
...it was one for the books.
你应该跟我说 你被逮捕了五次
You should've told me you were arrested five times. 你应该跟我说 你被逮捕了五次
You should've told me you were arrested five times.
我应该会很不爽
I should be pissed. 我应该会很不爽
I should be pissed.
你应该跟我说你在家的时候 会穿女生的内裤
You should have told me that when you go home, you put on lady's underpants. 你应该跟我说你在家的时候 会穿女生的内裤
You should have told me that when you go home, you put on lady's underpants.
-那叫做变装，蠢蛋 -随便啦
That's cross-dressing, imbecile. Whatever. -那叫做变装，蠢蛋 -随便啦
That's cross-dressing, imbecile. Whatever.
变装的人有一半是异性恋 完美的父亲，爱小孩的爸爸 That's cross-dressing, imbecile. Whatever.
变装的人有一半是异性恋 完美的父亲，爱小孩的爸爸
Half those guys are straight. Perfect fathers, love their kids. 变装的人有一半是异性恋 完美的父亲，爱小孩的爸爸
Half those guys are straight. Perfect fathers, love their kids.
你呢？你爸爱你吗？
How about you? Did your father love you? 你呢？你爸爱你吗？
How about you? Did your father love you?
有时候，尤其我包得紧紧的时候 你呢？
Sometimes. You know, when I dressed up like a bottle. How about yours? 有时候，尤其我包得紧紧的时候 你呢？
Sometimes. You know, when I dressed up like a bottle. How about yours?
他以前用摩斯电报打过我 所以他大概爱我吧...
Well, he used to beat me in Morse code, so it's possible... 他以前用摩斯电报打过我 所以他大概爱我吧...
Well, he used to beat me in Morse code, so it's possible...
可是他没说过 Well, he used to beat me in Morse code, so it's possible...
可是他没说过
...but he never actually said the words. 可是他没说过
...but he never actually said the words.
-哈利 -干嘛？ ...but he never actually said the words.
-哈利 -干嘛？
Harry. What? -哈利 -干嘛？
Harry. What?
不要再偷东西了 Harry. What?
不要再偷东西了
Don't steal any more shit. 不要再偷东西了
Don't steal any more shit.
你不是个无赖
You're not a punk. 你不是个无赖
You're not a punk.
我要转身了
You bet I'll turn around. 我要转身了
You bet I'll turn around.
-你喜欢那样的？ -在杂货店看过他两次，有6尺4吧？
You like that, huh? -你喜欢那样的？ -在杂货店看过他两次，有6尺4吧？
I saw him in the commissary twice. What is he, like 6'4"? -你喜欢那样的？ -在杂货店看过他两次，有6尺4吧？
他不知道自己是同性恋 看他走路的样子 I saw him in the commissary twice. What is he, like 6'4"?
他不知道自己是同性恋 看他走路的样子
He doesn't know he's gay. Look how he walks. 他不知道自己是同性恋 看他走路的样子
He doesn't know he's gay. Look how he walks.
事情大概就是这样 He doesn't know he's gay. Look how he walks.
事情大概就是这样
So that's pretty mych that. 事情大概就是这样
So that's pretty mych that.
我们回到印第安那去 三个人一起去参加珍娜的丧礼 So that's pretty mych that.
我们回到印第安那去 三个人一起去参加珍娜的丧礼
We went back to Indiana, the three of ys, for Jenna 's fyneral. 我们回到印第安那去 三个人一起去参加珍娜的丧礼
We went back to Indiana, the three of ys, for Jenna 's fyneral.
（尾声 再会我的爱） We went back to Indiana, the three of ys, for Jenna 's fyneral.
（尾声 再会我的爱）
别担心 我有看《魔戒》最后一集
Don 't worry, I saw the last Lord of the Rings. 别担心 我有看《魔戒》最后一集
Don 't worry, I saw the last Lord of the Rings.
我不会放电影结局放17次的 Don 't worry, I saw the last Lord of the Rings.
我不会放电影结局放17次的
I won 't have the movie end 17 times. 我不会放电影结局放17次的
I won 't have the movie end 17 times.
不过倒是有最后的一个场景 给大家娱乐一下 I won 't have the movie end 17 times.
不过倒是有最后的一个场景 给大家娱乐一下
there is, thoygh, one final scene for your viewing pleasyre. 不过倒是有最后的一个场景 给大家娱乐一下
there is, thoygh, one final scene for your viewing pleasyre.
我认识你吗？
Do I know you? 我认识你吗？
Do I know you?
不认识，我只是来参加丧礼的
No. Just in town for the funeral. 不认识，我只是来参加丧礼的
No. Just in town for the funeral.
你想干嘛？
What do you want? 你想干嘛？
What do you want?
动物园关门了 所以我想说来这里看动物
The zoo was closed, so I thought I'd come here and look at an animal. 动物园关门了 所以我想说来这里看动物
The zoo was closed, so I thought I'd come here and look at an animal.
混帐东西 The zoo was closed, so I thought I'd come here and look at an animal.
混帐东西
Son of a... 混帐东西
Son of a...
你以为你在跟谁说话？ Son of a...
你以为你在跟谁说话？
Who do you think you're talking to? 你以为你在跟谁说话？
Who do you think you're talking to?
我今天才刚埋了自己的女儿 Who do you think you're talking to?
我今天才刚埋了自己的女儿
I buried my daughter today. 我今天才刚埋了自己的女儿
I buried my daughter today.
错了
No. 错了
No.
你早在20年前就把她埋了
You buried her 20 years ago. 你早在20年前就把她埋了
You buried her 20 years ago.
哈梦妮是对的 她的妹妹是被谋杀的 You buried her 20 years ago.
哈梦妮是对的 她的妹妹是被谋杀的
Harmony was right, her sister was murdered. 哈梦妮是对的 她的妹妹是被谋杀的
是你扣下的扳机 只是很久之后才打中她 Harmony was right, her sister was murdered.
是你扣下的扳机 只是很久之后才打中她
You pulled the trigger. It just took this long for the bullet to hit. 是你扣下的扳机 只是很久之后才打中她
You pulled the trigger. It just took this long for the bullet to hit.
你是谁？
Who are you? 你是谁？
Who are you?
我爱我的女儿
I loved my girl. 我爱我的女儿
I loved my girl.
你这个混蛋！ 如果我可以起来的话...
You fucker! If I could get out of this bed... 你这个混蛋！ 如果我可以起来的话...
是吗？可惜你不行 You fucker! If I could get out of this bed...
是吗？可惜你不行
Yeah? Well, you can't. 是吗？可惜你不行
Yeah? Well, you can't.
混帐东西！
You bastard! 混帐东西！
You bastard!
竟然攻击一个无法抵抗的老人家
An old man that can't defend himself. 竟然攻击一个无法抵抗的老人家
An old man that can't defend himself.
你还真是勇猛啊
Big tough guy. 你还真是勇猛啊
Big tough guy.
没错 Big tough guy.
没错
Yeah, that's right. 没错
Yeah, that's right.
是很勇猛
Big tough guy. 是很勇猛
Big tough guy.
我喜欢杰拿洛，不过我懂什么？ 我只是只熊，只知道低头找鱼吃
I prefer Genaros, but what do I know? I'm a bear. I suck the heads off fish. 我喜欢杰拿洛，不过我懂什么？ 我只是只熊，只知道低头找鱼吃
I prefer Genaros, but what do I know? I'm a bear. I suck the heads off fish.
就是这样，这就是去年圣诞节 发生的真实故事
That's it. That's the true story of what happened last Christmas. 就是这样，这就是去年圣诞节 发生的真实故事
刚才老家伙那一幕很残酷吧？ That's it. That's the true story of what happened last Christmas.
刚才老家伙那一幕很残酷吧？
That was some pretty harsh shit with the old guy back there, right? 刚才老家伙那一幕很残酷吧？
不过反正他是个古怪的家伙 管他的，不用担心 That was some pretty harsh shit with the old guy back there, right?
不过反正他是个古怪的家伙 管他的，不用担心
But whatever, he's creepy. Fuck him. Don't worry about him. 不过反正他是个古怪的家伙 管他的，不用担心
But whatever, he's creepy. Fuck him. Don't worry about him.
总而言之... But whatever, he's creepy. Fuck him. Don't worry about him.
总而言之...
Anyhow, so... 总而言之...
Anyhow, so...
谢谢你们 Anyhow, so...
谢谢你们
Thanks for coming. 谢谢你们
Thanks for coming.
跟我一起造访洛杉矶 Thanks for coming.
跟我一起造访洛杉矶
Thanks for taking the trip to L.A. with me. 跟我一起造访洛杉矶
Thanks for taking the trip to L.A. with me.
如果要我做个总结的话...
If I had to sum it up, and I do... 如果要我做个总结的话...
If I had to sum it up, and I do...
因为故事已经到了结尾 If I had to sum it up, and I do...
因为故事已经到了结尾
Because, you know, it's, like, the end. 因为故事已经到了结尾
Because, you know, it's, like, the end.
我想这部电影是关于...友情的故事 Because, you know, it's, like, the end.
我想这部电影是关于...友情的故事
I would say that this movie is about... It's about friendship. 我想这部电影是关于...友情的故事
-友情是很吓人的 -你在干嘛... I would say that this movie is about... It's about friendship.
-友情是很吓人的 -你在干嘛...
Friendship is sacred. What are you doing? -友情是很吓人的 -你在干嘛...
Friendship is sacred. What are you doing?
我要把电影做个总结啊... Friendship is sacred. What are you doing?
我要把电影做个总结啊...
I'm trying to wrap up the movie... 我要把电影做个总结啊...
I'm trying to wrap up the movie...
把电影中的讯息传达给观众 I'm trying to wrap up the movie...
把电影中的讯息传达给观众
...and leave the people with a message. 把电影中的讯息传达给观众
...and leave the people with a message.
我有讯息要告诉你 不要把脚放在我的桌上！
I've got a message for you. Get your feet off my fucking desk. 我有讯息要告诉你 不要把脚放在我的桌上！
I've got a message for you. Get your feet off my fucking desk.
抱歉，我现在是派瑞的手下了 I've got a message for you. Get your feet off my fucking desk.
抱歉，我现在是派瑞的手下了
Sorry. I work for Perry now. 抱歉，我现在是派瑞的手下了
Sorry. I work for Perry now.
-还有，别再解说了 -也解说不了了 Sorry. I work for Perry now.
-还有，别再解说了 -也解说不了了
And stop narrating. Obviously. -还有，别再解说了 -也解说不了了
And stop narrating. Obviously.
就这样 请待到工作人员名单放完再离开 And stop narrating. Obviously.
就这样 请待到工作人员名单放完再离开
That's it. Please stay for the end credits. 就这样 请待到工作人员名单放完再离开
That's it. Please stay for the end credits.
最乖的男孩是某人的外甥 That's it. Please stay for the end credits.
最乖的男孩是某人的外甥
If you're wondering who the best boy is, it's someone's nephew. 最乖的男孩是某人的外甥
If you're wondering who the best boy is, it's someone's nephew.
别忘了去盖停车章 If you're wondering who the best boy is, it's someone's nephew.
别忘了去盖停车章
Don't forget to validate your parking. 别忘了去盖停车章
Don't forget to validate your parking.
对于所有中西部的好朋友们... Don't forget to validate your parking.
对于所有中西部的好朋友们...
For all of you good people in the Midwest... 对于所有中西部的好朋友们...
For all of you good people in the Midwest...
抱歉我们说脏话说太多 For all of you good people in the Midwest...
抱歉我们说脏话说太多
...sorry we said "fuck" so much. 抱歉我们说脏话说太多
...sorry we said "fuck" so much.
-说晚安 -再次谢谢你们 ...sorry we said "fuck" so much.
-说晚安 -再次谢谢你们
Say good night. Thanks again. -说晚安 -再次谢谢你们
Say good night. Thanks again.
现在，快走，给我消失 Say good night. Thanks again.
现在，快走，给我消失
Now, go. Vanish. 现在，快走，给我消失
Now, go. Vanish.
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